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Anonymous Sun Jan 20 17:17:30 2019 No.12445897 [Reply] [Original]

You can recomend her one book to start a conversation remember this your chance at a gf so dont fuck it up

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 17:18:57 2019 No.12445908 >>12445897 Thomas Ligotti - The Conspiracy Against the Human Race

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 17:19:48 2019 No.12445912 >>12445897 Just Kids is the ultimate roastie bait. Write it down bros

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 17:22:05 2019 No.12445917 >>12445897 She'll be impressed when I recommend Behold a Pale Horse and offer to show her my underground bunker.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 17:26:11 2019 No.12445936 >>12445908 based

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 17:27:05 2019 No.12445939 >>12445897 In Praise of the stepmother

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 17:39:48 2019 No.12445996 >>12445897 Notes From Underground

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 17:40:45 2019 No.12446006 >>12445897 go to a library instead (why am i in the bookstore?)

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 17:44:06 2019 No.12446022 "U-uh... do you..." face flushes "No... would you..." wipes forehead "Care to read my diary?" lets out a shriek

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 17:59:09 2019 No.12446112 >>12445908 >Ummm... anon i need to go now.

Anonymous Sun Jan 20 17:59:41 2019 No.12446115
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>Excuse me madam, but have you happened upon Alfred North Whitehead’s seminal text “Process and Reality” during your soujourn through this pristine book-selling-establishment?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 17:59:51 2019 No.12446116 Not Asian, not interested.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 18:00:14 2019 No.12446120 >>12445897 Zola's La Bete Humaine.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 18:12:09 2019 No.12446176 >>12445897 M__y Dick; or, The Whale

Anonymous Sun Jan 20 18:17:54 2019 No.12446210
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>>12445897
After asking- Wanna go find A Room Of One’s Own?
I’d ask if she wants to borrow my hardback copy of ‘Struttin’ & Cuttin’ as she probably has only read the trade paperback

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 18:21:48 2019 No.12446233 >>12445897 Do you also read the Anabasis of Alexander at night?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 19:08:42 2019 No.12446494 >>12445897 Start with the Greeks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 19:52:27 2019 No.12446713 File: 13 KB, 270x270, James_Bond_(Sean_Connery)_-_Profile.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "You should try Norwegian Wood from this Norwegian husk of a man standing in front of you."

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 20:40:04 2019 No.12446966 Throne of Glass

Anonymous Sun Jan 20 21:37:39 2019 No.12447207

>>12445897
I was blessed with fairly attractive facial features so I can (pseudo)ironically talk about ETs, the Illuminati, and the paranormal without looking like a creep. Women tend to think I'm just being cute and funny. If only they knew how bad things really are.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 21:41:34 2019 No.12447225 >>12445897 Nick Land TFA

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 21:42:42 2019 No.12447233 File: 107 KB, 600x416, bernie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12446713 >Norwegian husk of a man >husk of a man >husk

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 21:43:51 2019 No.12447237 >>12446713 >>12447233 I think he meant hunk.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 21:44:01 2019 No.12447240 File: 42 KB, 310x475, 853B7267-CAD3-4E40-BAED-4E7266BF9856.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12445897

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 21:45:13 2019 No.12447249 >>12446713 >>12447237 A Freudian slip clearly

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 21:45:36 2019 No.12447250 >>12445897 Pablo Neruda's Love Poems

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 21:46:19 2019 No.12447256 Captain Underpants

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 21:54:14 2019 No.12447294 >>12445897 The Bible

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 21:55:11 2019 No.12447299 >>12445897 >Have you ever read culture of critique or Siege by James Mason?

Anonymous Sun Jan 20 22:05:59 2019 No.12447352

>>12445897
>I love War and Peace. The scene where Petya is falling asleep and he starts hearing music, and sort of directing it. That's called hypnagogia, an altered state of consciousness when falling asleep or waking up. I get them all the time, visual or auditory or even tactile. Have you get one you can control?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 22:08:13 2019 No.12447362 >>12447352 It's really weird and inexplicable, but the word "hypnagogia" makes women horny as fuck. Walk into a bar and shout "HYPNAGOGIA!" and I'll bet you're fucking swimming in it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 02:42:57 2019 No.12448339 >>12446112 Good fucking riddance.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 03:55:04 2019 No.12448527 Well I finished "It" earlier so I guess that

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 04:07:49 2019 No.12448560 Clifford the big red dog

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 04:19:44 2019 No.12448589 Daphnis and Chloe is always a safe choice, to be honest

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 04:25:22 2019 No.12448605 >>12448339 i hear hanging yourself, if you do it correctly, is really one of the better ways to go.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 04:27:02 2019 No.12448611 "Ass goblins of Auschwitz is probably my favorite", I tell her. Then I soil myself while screeching real loud. I then give her a casual wink and walk away doing jazz hands thinking about how she will appreciate my unique kind of humor.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 04:28:43 2019 No.12448616 >>12445897 The...Kamasutra

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 07:47:06 2019 No.12449037 Michel Houellebecq- whatever

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 08:25:41 2019 No.12449129 File: 85 KB, 804x802, 1487094854749.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12446713 >husk of a man

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