/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.12441774]

Post a sentence or poem that will surely guarantee any women you speak or send it to.

[Anonymous No.12441793]

>>12441774
orange man bad

[Anonymous No.12441794]

Stasis in darkness.
Then the substanceless blue
Pour of tor and distances.

God’s lioness,
How one we grow,
Pivot of heels and knees!—The furrow

Splits and passes, sister to
The brown arc
Of the neck I cannot catch,

Nigger-eye
Berries cast dark
Hooks—

Black sweet blood mouthfuls,
Shadows.
Something else

Hauls me through air—
Thighs, hair;
Flakes from my heels.

White
Godiva, I unpeel—
Dead hands, dead stringencies.

And now I
Foam to wheat, a glitter of seas.
The child’s cry

Melts in the wall.
And I
Am the arrow,

The dew that flies
Suicidal, at one with the drive
Into the red

Eye, the cauldron of morning.

[Anti-/lit/ !N4bnZoKwfU No.12441797]

Fuck off god this board is so shit tonight what the hell

[Anonymous No.12441822]

>>12441797
You fuck off tripfag, nothing you've ever posted justifies your use of a trip and nobody cares what your personal opinion is.

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » No.12441839]

haha who /butter/ here?

[Anti-/lit/ !N4bnZoKwfU No.12441896]

>>12441822
What the fuck are you talking about? I've never used a tripcode in my life Jesus. Leave me alone.

[Anonymous No.12442490]

>>12441774
sometimes i look very fly
even though i am a white guy
but for now i'd like to die

[Anonymous No.12442667]

>>12441774
Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer’s lease hath all too short a date:
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimmed;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance, or nature’s changing course, untrimmed:
But thy eternal summer shall not fade,
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow’st;
Nor shall Death brag thou wander’st in his shade
When in eternal lines to time thou grow’st:
So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.[1]

[Anonymous No.12442675]

i got a 12 inch

[Anonymous No.12442678]

Swiggity swooty
I'm coming for that booty
Sit on my face
Give me the tooty

[Anonymous No.12442822]

Send me pictures of your feet

[Anonymous No.12442837]

>>12441774
"I'm 6'2" and have a good face"

[Anonymous No.12442855]

im 6'5 bby

[Anonymous No.12442857]

>>12442837
>>12442855
/thread

[Anonymous No.12443554]

>>12441774
Abandon surrounding abandon,
Tenderness touching tenderness…
Your oneness endlessly caresses itself, so they say.

Self-caressing,
In its own clear reflection.
Thus you invent the theme
Of Narcissus fulfilled.

[Anonymous No.12443954]

>>12441794
plath sucks

[Anonymous No.12444182]

>>12443954
You suck, douchebag.

[Anonymous No.12444211]

>>12442667
this is about a dude

[Anonymous No.12444215]

>>12443554
is this really about the walls of the vagina rubbing together?

[Anonymous No.12444246]

>>12444215
It's actually about tulpas

[Anonymous No.12444253]

bitch come with me
i have my mercedes right here, bitch

[Anonymous No.12444256]

>>12441774
>I got your sister pregnant

[Anonymous No.12444317]

I love you

[Anonymous No.12445121]

>>12444215
It's actually about a really good masturbation session

[Anonymous No.12445125]

>>12444317
I fucking hate you
But I love you
I'm bad at keeping my emotions bubbled
You're good at being perfect
We're good at being troubled
Yeah

[Anonymous No.12445370]

>>12445125
>>12444317
>>12444253
>>12443554
>>12442837

[Anonymous No.12445415]

>>12441797
Imagine posting such an inane and countlessly repeated reply and lacking the self awareness to not be a tripfag.

[Anonymous No.12445472]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KUjvsRbb7o

To where are you going so quickly, so ruffled and wild, my dear brook?
Do you hurry full of anger for the arrogant hunter?
Turn around and scold first your millermaid,
For her light, loose, little flirtatious mind.

Didn't you see her standing at the gate last night,
Craning her neck toward the large street?
When the hunter returns gaily home from the catch,
No decent girl sticks her head out the window.

Go, brooklet, and tell her that; but tell her not,
do you hear? - tell her no word of my sad face.
Tell her: he is carving a pipe of cane
And plays pretty dances and songs for the children.

[Anonymous No.12445502]

>>12441774
There was a young woman from Ealing
Who had a perculiar feeling
She layed on her back
And opened her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling.

[Anonymous No.12445761]

>>12441774
hey wanna get something to eat

[Anonymous No.12445790]

>>12444211
It's about his wife!

[Anonymous No.12445836]

What is your name?

[Anonymous No.12445848]

"please shit on my chest"

[Anonymous No.12445958]

>>12441774
Roses are red
Parsley is green
I like your legs
And I love what's between

[Anonymous No.12445968]

>>12442855
Eww. That's too tall. I like my men 6'2" to 6'4".

[Anonymous No.12447388]

>>12441774
Che gelida manina, se la lasci riscaldar.

[Anonymous No.12447428]

>>12441774
damn OP is this a fall in love you lose thread?

also idk women love mary oliver because she's Soft and Loving and... something, they always forget she made a career out of writing the same poem over and over again, but yeah

that mary oliver poem about the geese

[Anonymous No.12447473]

Come my lady, come-come my lady
You're my butterfly, sugar baby
Come my lady, you're my pretty baby
I'll make your legs shake, you make me go crazy

[Anonymous No.12447679]

And blood-black
nothingness began to spin
A system of cells
interlinked within cells,
interlinked within cells,
interlinked within one stem.
And dreadfully distinct against
the dark, a tall white fountain played

[Anonymous No.12447768]

>>12443954
yeah she does but that's not the point of the thread. femanons eat Plath up

[Anonymous No.12448347]

>>12447473
Mfw I found out that butterfly is just a cover of a rather unknown song from RHCP; pretty little ditty

[Anonymous No.12448378]

>>12441774
Thracian filly, why so sharply
shy away with sidelong glances,
thinking I’ve no expertise?

Be assured, I’d put your bit on
smartly, hold the rains and run you
round the limits of the course.

But for now you graze the meadows,
frisk and play, for want of any
good experienced riding man.

[Anonymous No.12448395]

And then nothing can protect us against a complete falling away from our Ideas of duty, or can preserve in the soul a grounded reverence for its law, except the clear conviction that even if there never have been actions springing from such pure sources, the question at issue here is not whether this or that has happened; that, on the contrary, reason by itself and independently of all appearances commands what ought to happen; that consequently actions of which the world has perhaps hitherto given no example—actions whose practicability might well be doubted by those who rest everything on experience—are nevertheless commanded unrelentingly by reason; and that, for instance, although up to now there may have existed no loyal friend, pure loyalty in friendship can be no less required from every man, inasmuch as this duty, prior to all experience, is contained as duty in general in the Idea of a reason which determines the will by a priori grounds.

[Anonymous No.12448547]

Big Ten Inch Record
Aerosmith
Got me the strangest woman
Believe me this trick's no cinch
But I really get her going
When I whip out my big ten inch
Record of a band that plays the blues
Well a band that plays its blues
She just love my big ten inch
Record of her favorite blues
Last night I tried to tease her
I gave my love a little pinch
She said now stop that jivin'
Now whip out your big ten inch
Record of a band that plays those blues
Well a band that plays the blues
She just loves my big 10 inch
Record of her favorite blues
I, I, I cover her with kisses
And when we're in a lover's clinch
She gets all excited
When she begs for my big ten inch
Record of a band that plays those blues
Well a band that plays the blues
She just love my big ten inch
Record of her favorite blues
My girl don't go for smokin'
And liquor just make her flinch
Seems she don't go for nothin'
'Cept for my big ten inch
Record of a band that plays the blues
Band that play the blues
She just love my big ten inch
Record of her favorite blues
Songwriters: Fred Weismantel

https://youtu.be/YdCW0s-v6Bw

[Anonymous No.12448568]

>>12447768
She doesn't though. Its just her imitators do. She was one of the best poets of the last century. Even scholars like George Steiner praised her.

[Anonymous No.12448577]

Had we but world enough and time,
This coyness, lady, were no crime.
We would sit down, and think which way
To walk, and pass our long love’s day…
An hundred years should go to praise
Thine eyes, and on thy forehead gaze;
Two hundred to adore each breast,
But thirty thousand to the rest;
An age at least to every part,
And the last age should show your heart.
For, lady, you deserve this state,
Nor would I love at lower rate.
But at my back I always hear
Time’s wingèd chariot hurrying near;
And yonder all before us lie
Deserts of vast eternity.
Thy beauty shall no more be found;
Nor, in thy marble vault, shall sound
My echoing song; then worms shall try
That long-preserved virginity,
And your quaint honour turn to dust,
And into ashes all my lust;
The grave’s a fine and private place,
But none, I think, do there embrace.

[Anonymous No.12448629]

Through the darkness of future's past,
The magician longs to see,
One chants out between two worlds,
Fire walk with me

[Anonymous No.12448649]

>>12441774
Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday; I can't be sure.

[Anonymous No.12448765]

Just one thing - before I fap,
are you a girl - or are you a trap?

[Anonymous No.12448942]

>>12441774
You can't just get any woman you want with a simple poem. Words can be magical, but they're not hexes you put on people. It's all about the right words in the right moment.

Ask the woman you fancy out. Give her to understand that you will treat her to a very nice evening. Then do so. Pick a restaurant that's a bit more upscale than she is used to, but not so much that it's a one-time experience. By your action promise her a life with you that's both attainable and better.

Have fun, laugh, enjoy the food and wine. Then take her out for a spin in the park or by the river. Under the starlight walk with her hand in hand. If it's chilly, hold her close to your body. Appreciate the awkward pauses when you desperately want to open up to her, but can't yet.

Overcome your fear, tell her what a great time you had, admit you like her. A woman loves it when a man is showing vulnerability out of desire for her.

Kiss her and ask her to go home with you. If she says yes, you've succeeded. If she says no, there is your chance to do magic with your words. Lean close and whisper in her ear. I have a knife.

[Anonymous No.12449173]

>>12448942
This is the correct approach to dating.

[Anonymous No.12449569]

>>12441774
I'm rich

[Anonymous No.12449716]

>>12448765
It don't matter - either way
'Cos liking traps well that aint gay
and now i wanna - see your cock

[Anonymous No.12449766]

You have a pussy
I have a dick
So where's the problem
Let's do it quick!

[Anonymous No.12449769]

>>12441793
fpbp

[Anonymous No.12449782]

>>12441774
Every time romance is brought up on this board evidence all /lit/ posters should have been smothered in their cribs by their mothers only mounts.

[Anonymous No.12449815]

>>12441774
We were never meant to survive // Audre Lorde

[Anonymous No.12449858]

>>12441774
who is this beautiful creature?

[Anonymous No.12449921]

>>12442678
Gotta love Joyce.

[Anonymous No.12449947]

>>12441774
Break it down bitch, let me see you back it up
Drop that ass down low then pick that motherfucker up
Back that pussy tease a motherfucker
Rub that shit it's yours bitch, grab his dick it's yours bitch
Now turn around bitch, put that ass on a nigga
Grind on his dick make it get a little bigger

[Anonymous No.12449961]

>>12441774
Guarantee me what?
>>12442667
Did Shakespeare just not believe women could hit the wall or something lmao
>>12444211
Why are gays always trying to claim historical figures with vague personal lives?

[Anonymous No.12449965]

>>12445125
Based and wolfpilled

[Anonymous No.12449996]

>>12444211
Bases and fag-pilled
Christfags on suicide watch

[Anonymous No.12449997]

>>12449782
>"Anon, wtf are you taking about? This poem sucks"

[Anonymous No.12450014]

Cold in my professions, warm in my friendships, I wish, my Dear, it might be in my power, by action rather than words to convince you that I love you

[Anonymous No.12450020]

>>12449766
TE QUIERO PUTA!!

[Anonymous No.12450034]

>>12449961
Faggots don't care about history.

[Anonymous No.12450121]

>>12450034
>>12449961
>>12445790
Reminder in his sonnets, male pronouns were censored and changed to female ones by the editor. This is literal historical fact
https://www.enotes.com/topics/william-shakespeare/in-depth

[Anonymous No.12450282]

>>12441774

The weaker vessel.

[Anonymous No.12451018]

Come on, let’s find a way to be happy
Not like Plankton, he’ll never be satisfied
Always complaining about his size to his computer wife
You think he would’ve found by now
To be thought as a king you don’t need a crown

[Anonymous No.12451039]

>>12449997
Everytime you people post its makes my skin crawl, this is the only board where this happens. No amount of anime loli-faggotry or brap posting or rape fantasy role playing on any other board is as bothersome. In this respect you are all peerless.

[Anonymous No.12451061]

>>12450121
Seriously? The sonnets I've all-along been reading were censured versions? I know about Shakespeare's bisexualism, I didn't know that his actual words were altered to hide this fact. How do I read the originals?

[Anonymous No.12451363]

>>12451039
>"anon stop it, you're scaring me"

[Anonymous No.12451417]

Withdraw into yourself and look. And if you do not find yourself beautiful yet, act as does the creator of a statue that is to be made beautiful: he cuts away here, he smoothes there, he makes this line lighter, this other purer, until a lovely face has grown upon his work. So do you also: cut away all that is excessive, straighten all that is crooked, bring light to all that is overcast, labour to make all one glow of beauty and never cease chiselling your statue, until there shall shine out on you from it the godlike splendour of virtue, until you shall see the perfect goodness surely established in the stainless shrine. When you know that you have become this perfect work, when you are self-gathered in the purity of your being, nothing now remaining that can shatter that inner unity, nothing from without clinging to the authentic man, when you find yourself wholly true to your essential nature, wholly that only veritable Light which is not measured by space, not narrowed to any circumscribed form nor again diffused as a thing void of term, but ever unmeasurable as something greater than all measure and more than all quantity- when you perceive that you have grown to this, you are now become very vision: now call up all your confidence, strike forward yet a step- you need a guide no longer- strain, and see.

[Anonymous No.12452885]

>>12451417
TLDL

[Anonymous No.12452891]

>>12445968
I bet my life you would sleep with a 6'5" in a heartbeat.

[Anonymous No.12453738]

>>12441794
Awful

[Anonymous No.12453783]

>>12441774
it is a marvel that those red rose-leaf lips of yours should be made no less for the madness of music and song than for the madness of kissing.

[Anonymous No.12453846]

To His Mistress Going to Bed
BY JOHN DONNE
Come, Madam, come, all rest my powers defy,
Until I labour, I in labour lie.
The foe oft-times having the foe in sight,
Is tir’d with standing though he never fight.
Off with that girdle, like heaven’s Zone glistering,
But a far fairer world encompassing.
Unpin that spangled breastplate which you wear,
That th’eyes of busy fools may be stopped there.
Unlace yourself, for that harmonious chime,
Tells me from you, that now it is bed time.
Off with that happy busk, which I envy,
That still can be, and still can stand so nigh.
Your gown going off, such beauteous state reveals,
As when from flowery meads th’hill’s shadow steals.
Off with that wiry Coronet and shew
The hairy Diadem which on you doth grow:
Now off with those shoes, and then safely tread
In this love’s hallow’d temple, this soft bed.
In such white robes, heaven’s Angels used to be
Received by men; Thou Angel bringst with thee
A heaven like Mahomet’s Paradise; and though
Ill spirits walk in white, we easily know,
By this these Angels from an evil sprite,
Those set our hairs, but these our flesh upright.
Licence my roving hands, and let them go,
Before, behind, between, above, below.
O my America! my new-found-land,
My kingdom, safeliest when with one man mann’d,
My Mine of precious stones, My Empirie,
How blest am I in this discovering thee!
To enter in these bonds, is to be free;
Then where my hand is set, my seal shall be.
Full nakedness! All joys are due to thee,
As souls unbodied, bodies uncloth’d must be,
To taste whole joys. Gems which you women use
Are like Atlanta’s balls, cast in men’s views,
That when a fool’s eye lighteth on a Gem,
His earthly soul may covet theirs, not them.
Like pictures, or like books’ gay coverings made
For lay-men, are all women thus array’d;
Themselves are mystic books, which only we
(Whom their imputed grace will dignify)
Must see reveal’d. Then since that I may know;
As liberally, as to a Midwife, shew
Thy self: cast all, yea, this white linen hence,
There is no penance due to innocence.
To teach thee, I am naked first; why then
What needst thou have more covering than a man.

[Anonymous No.12453852]

Woman's love involves injustice and blindness against everything that she does not love... Woman is not yet capable of friendship: women are still cats and birds. Or at best cows... (Thus Spoke Zarathustra, On the Friend)

Gets em every time

[Anonymous No.12453915]

Hey, do you sleep on your tummy, would you mind if I do?

[Anonymous No.12453944]

Your dumb. And you let this get so out of hand. It could have been so simple. I love you for real, but your mean and got a serious attitude problem. Your fake where it matters and phony where it counts. I love you regardless but why you gotta play both sides and me like that. This is learned behavior, who taught you to be secretive, conniving, plotting, sneaking. Fuck it. Quit fucking around and come here stupid. I love you dumbass

[Anonymous No.12453989]

I’m making it all right here, but I miss you, your arms & nakedness & holding each other — life seems emptier without you, the soulwarmth isn’t around. . . .

[Anonymous No.12454272]

>>12448765
>know its a trap
>care less than normal
>if they play pretend, fuck it i will too
>imagine woman
>Nut
>DISUGUSTING
>?????
>try to convince self that it was woman but just a little brutus
>Brutus
>BURTUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>lend me your ears
>if you think about its gay porn with props
>but hold on,, how much do we believe in modern medicine?
>has a vagina, so i mean.... maybe? does it count? maybe if it was like 10 months ago
>realize impending doom and destruction of everything I know
>nhilism cures disgust and turns into sadness.
>Lenny shrug.
>gg no re

[Anonymous No.12454280]

Are you wearing space-pants? Because your ass is out of this world.

[Anonymous No.12454355]

I was walking along a monotonous, dusty road that passed through a hilly meadow landscape. All of a sudden a marvelous, steel-gray and thistle-blue patterned viper slithered past, and although I had the feeling that I should pick it up, I let it disappear into the thick grass. The event repeated itself, but with the snakes becoming increasingly dull, less attractive, and more colourless; the last ones even lay dead on the path, already quite covered in dust. Soon afterward I came across a pile of bank notes scattered in a puddle. I carefully picked each one up, cleaned off the muck, and tucked it into my pocket.

[Anonymous No.12454368]

Nice shoes, wanna fug?

[Anonymous No.12454370]

>>12441794
Maybe you could steal the first three and then go freestyle on the next few and it could be erotic.

[Anonymous No.12454372]

>>12454355
That's pretty good but change the last it to them, or those.

[Anonymous No.12455027]

>>12453852
stfu. nietzsche was a bitter incel that most people don't care about.

[Anonymous No.12455100]

>>12455027
Anon, Nietzsche died from Syphilis. What do you think incels are?

[Anonymous No.12455103]

>>12455100
anyone can buy a hooker

[Anonymous No.12455105]

>>12455103
How can incels be real if hookers are too?

[Anonymous No.12455128]

>>12455105
The celibacy of incels isn't necessarily literal.
Incels may have experienced purchased sex, but their trauma is from lack of social intimacy.
Without an emotional bond on some level, sex is just masturbation via other means.

[Anonymous No.12455232]

>>12441774
6.5/10
5.5/10
6/10
6/10 in the front 2.5/10 in the back

Why would you want to send poems to these average looking specimens?

[Anonymous No.12455245]

Ill fuck you in half

[Anonymous No.12455246]

>>12441774
6.5/10

>>12447428
5.5/10

>>12449997
6/10

>>12451363
6/10 in the front 2.5/10 in the back


Why would you want to send poems to these average looking specimens?

[Anonymous No.12455332]

Yeah, smack it up, flip it, rub it down, BBD
Yeah, I know you heard the news about that BBC
Yeah, greatest in that box, RIP Ali
Mmm, she say she love my kids, taste my legacy

[Anonymous No.12455826]

>>12442855
>not "I'm 6'5, and quite tall too ;)"
bruh...

[Anonymous No.12455854]

>>12441774
MY LOVER IS A LOTUS FLOWER, WITH POMEGRANATE BREASTS

[Anonymous No.12455916]

>>12441774
im soo f lonely goddamn

[Anonymous No.12455946]

>>12442837
I'm literally 6'3" and a scientist, and I get nothing but fat chicks on tinder

[Anonymous No.12457402]

>>12441774
i never got powsi i never got any powsi cuas im too nice im always so nice to the gurls and they end up dating these guys who are just terrible too them they never give me powsi

[Anonymous No.12457480]

>>12441774
Hello m'lady
I am thine Prince from far away and past experience
It is me that you will love
I am
You

[Anonymous No.12457759]

>>12455128
If so called incels looked for girls in their league and worked on their social skills and weren't so boring they would get girls, no doubt.

[Anonymous No.12458058]

>>12441774
Get in the fucking car, if you scream I'll shoot you in the head

[Anonymous No.12458068]

>>12449997
>evidence . . . only mounts.
Stop typing like this you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.12459252]

>>12441774
you are my density

[Anonymous No.12459261]

suck my;
dick;
please.

[Anonymous No.12459345]

>>12441793
This but unironically

[Anonymous No.12459365]

>>12441774

ID FUCK YOU