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Why aren't there any blonde philosophers?
pic unrelated

>> No.12420069

>>12420062
Bl*nds aren’t human

>> No.12420074

The dark-haired establishment keeping us wiggas down

>> No.12420080

>>12420062
does this picture have to do something with incel mass shooter?

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>>12420062

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*blocks your path*

>> No.12420140

>>12420062
>>12420080
A-anon, I......

>> No.12420141

>>12420115
I meant actual philosophers

>> No.12420143

>>12420115
"My subjective opinion of beauty falls in line with tradition so it's basically objective". The man's a light-weight.

>> No.12420149

>>12420140
I think the original was a bunch of pot, then people shooped out the pot and added random things to the table

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>> No.12420452

>>12420062
Stirner was blondish
So was Engels

>> No.12420465

>>12420062
Because blond has has been seen as something very attractive in most cultures so it puts less sexual pressure on people who have blond hair so their lineages end up being less intelligent.

>> No.12420508

I can name a couple old ones off the top of my head

Kierkegaard
Thomas Malthus

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>> No.12420531

>>12420452
>Stirner was blondish
Was he?

>> No.12420570

>>12420531
some people think so, but it was actually blinding sheen bouncing off his magnificent forehead

>> No.12420623

>>12420452
Source on Stirner?
>>12420508
>Kierkegaard
The one portrait of him we have was never colored in. He was probably blonde but we don't know for sure.

>> No.12420635

>>12420062
Hegel

>> No.12420654

>>12420100
I have blonde hair and brown eyes, where the fuck do I fit in.

>> No.12420686

>>12420531
>>12420623
John Henry Mackay, his biographer compiled a description of him.

>> No.12421412

>>12420654
You don't exist, buddy.

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*splits your brain in two independent concious systems*
Nothing personnel kiddo

>> No.12422020

>>12421914
he seems pretty attractive for a philosopher. Shame though with head of brown hair he would look more handsome.

>> No.12422744

history is written by the victors
and so is the /lit/
everything else gets burned to the ground

>> No.12423606

>>12421412
But I do

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>>12420141
kek scruton btfo

>> No.12423615

>>12420062
they go gray by the time they do philosophy

>> No.12423726

>>12423615
I am reminded of a Hegel quote; "The philosophers comb their gray on gray"

>> No.12424319

great thread

>> No.12424350

>>12420100
What about black hair, brown eyes?

>> No.12424361

>>12424350
You already know the answer anon

>> No.12424404 [DELETED] 

>>12424361
Frankly I don't

>> No.12424484

Because blond people choose living before thinking. they are makers, while the philosophers are introverted people who failed in socialization, so they went to take refuge in the onanistic world of ideas

>> No.12424506

>>12420354
Garbage

>> No.12424515

>>12420465
Aryans btfo

>> No.12424536

>>12420062
Kierkegaard seems, although the painting is without colour, like a blondie, but damn, You made me think...

t. blonde

>> No.12425069

>>12420100
What was Carl Linnaeus's natural haircolor?

>> No.12425079

>>12420143
"My subjective opinion on beauty just so happens to be in line with tradition"

>> No.12425084

>>12420100
What is Hitler doing there lmao

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>>12420100
?

>> No.12425107

>>12425084
He had blue eyes

>> No.12425299

>>12420062
Because churchyard is the only relevant nordic philosopher.

>> No.12425588

>>12420062
Kierkegaard

>> No.12425597

>>12425069
He was a black man using white make-up

>> No.12425612

>>12420654
Mutt tier