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12363199 No.12363199 [Reply] [Original]

You don't have to like him, but you do have to admit Tao Lin has God-tier prose.

>> No.12363213

shut the fuck up Tao you druggy hack rapist (yea that's right we know all about that mentally ill tranny teenager you raped) kill yourself

>> No.12363229

>>12363199
Didn't he rape a couple people?
I hate this guy's tryhard bullshit.

>> No.12363233

>>12363199
Can you post an excerpt, pls? I don't know this guy's work.

>>12363213
>>12363229
This is really scary. Did he really do such?

>> No.12363245

>>12363233

http://gawker.com/alt-lit-icon-accused-of-rape-and-abuse-as-hipster-scene-1641591034

https://jezebel.com/alt-lit-icon-tao-lin-accused-of-horrific-rape-and-abuse-1641641060

Normally I wouldn't support taking these accusations seriously, but if you spam yourself on /lit/ all the rules go out the window

>> No.12363255

Fuck off Tao

>> No.12363261

>>12363199
go to bed

>> No.12363292

>>12363245
Does he really spam himself? Is it not merely lit-anons? Gosh, everyone is getting #MeToo'd today, huh. What a sad thing, and I hope the women are okay.

>> No.12363303
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12363303

literally who defends him, even 4chan shits on him

>> No.12363313

>>12363199
no

>> No.12363366

>>12363292
Frankly, the way he wrote about 4chan stretches belief. Things like organising drug deals and such through leaving an email on 4chan makes you wonder...

>> No.12363425

>>12363303
>the life of a teenage girl is just collateral damage in the messy pursuit of brilliance

It's even less than that.

>> No.12363573

>>12363199
he used to until taipei

>> No.12364042
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12364042

I can never tell if Tao Lin is joking or not.

>> No.12364047
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12364047

I didnt realize Tao Lin and Megan Boyle hearted eachother for awhile

>> No.12364055

>Tao Lin is a ramen and Adderall-fueled sexual engine incongruously jammed into the form of a Homo Sapien male. His multiply pierced penis has etched itself into the psyches of entire cohorts of MFA students and literary dirt legs, shearing away formerly steamy memories of homecoming kings, bathroom mounted heart-throbs and hot uncles the same as that whore du jour's vaginal epithelial layers are flayed by Tao's penile bulbs and rivets. A cybernetic appendage festooned with subdermal diodes that serve as coital mood indicators, Tao's swollen bell-end seems not just enlarged but exaggerated, as if religiously pumped by medical vacuums for many years, even before beholding the many gold and silver rings that encircle and jingle upon his glistening glans. Protected in a special leather holster, Tao's brandished bulges have long disrupted Brooklyn literary meetups, tilting the distributions of bespectacled snizz in a Tao-aligned angle. Their befuddled milquetoast boyfriends suddenly see only eachother and the dense throng of chattering women exuding, advertising fertility and health through every peal of laughter and gesticulation of calf or glute. The room high with the hopes of some lucky women's impending "pussy butchery," as many called it, Tao's polyamoric benders have been known to last for months and consume entire networks of previously equilibrated pairings. Attendant to this consumption was a scale of risk that drove several medical VIP groups to discharge the lucrative Tao from their clinics or else invite the ire of insurers and public health busy bodies. Tao's sexual consumption surpassed even the high end for New York City women, the 19 to 26-year olds, measured by the NYU Eli Heimerbaumheimer Sexual Institute as acquiring ten to twelve new sexual partners per week, depending on season and factors such as economic status. Tao clocked in thirty sexual partners during the five-day working week, prying and plowing through cooch and clam, punching through matted, unkempt pussy bushes the same as he slid into bald flapless slits, and as his numbers climbed, he inevitably collected some of the most far flung and mettlesome sexual microbiota, requiring the founding of a special trust to employ several dedicated pathologists to monitor and administer various bactericidal and fungicidal ointments and injections to keep Tao healthy in spite of the dankly diseased state of all the bunny and boipucci he was smashing.

>> No.12364064

>>12364055

>Many nights Tao was prescribed recuperative celibacy and slept with his phallus nestled into a sling hung from several eye bolts in his ceiling, having wrapped his member in a sleeve and filled it to the hilt with petroleum jelly compounds to help his sensitive skin heal. But then it was back out there into the feast of fur burgers and honey pots, where Tao's more a messenger than a lover, a sexual shaman whose orgasms render anew in his dick puppets a new climactic world, orgasmic sensations crashing into music, visions, new number systems and sacred geometries. Tao's relentless manufacture of carnal bliss poses the question is he devil or god?

>> No.12365963

>>12363292
>the women

>> No.12365986

>>12363213
>>12363229
>>12363233
>>12363245
>>12363292
>rape
He was in a consensual relationship with a teenage girl when he was in his early twenties. She was old enough to consent by the laws of the state they were in and the girl’s mom accepted the relationship. After they broke up she became crazy and a tranny and accused Tao of emotional abuse and tried to charge him with statutory rape. She almost immediately withdrew the charge and showed regret over the media attention it received. Gawker called him a violent rapist in a headline and when called on it, they retracted the statement but made a point of saying Tao’s lawyer made them change the headline, not specifying that they blatantly lied in it or what the lie was.

>> No.12366022

>>12363199
Agree. That one-time Indian Springs student really, really found his way in that first novel.

>> No.12366377

>>12363199
Have any evidence of this? A favorite passage?

I’ve never read a word from him

>> No.12368316

>>12364055

A bit ham-handed. The one about Megan's beef is perfect.

>> No.12368399

>>12363199
God-tier prose? He doesn't even have a good prose style.