/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.12342256]

Post your novel ideas. It’s not like they’re going anywhere.

[Anonymous No.12342282]

>>12342256
pige

[Anonymous No.12342699]

>>12342256
I was jokingly gonna write about a man and a bear having sweaty, hairy ass-sex with each other but by writing out the premise you just scored me a really fucking good idea for a novel. Thanks pig.

[Anonymous No.12342722]

>>12342282
>>12342699
this is a tapir, not a pig

[Anonymous No.12342763]

>>12342722
pige

[Anonymous No.12342778]

>>12342722
you've been piged

[Anonymous No.12342780]

>>12342722
pige

[Anonymous No.12343001]

I started to write my latest idea out here but them got inspired and it's now in a Google doc to be completed instead of in this shitty thread. Thanks!

[Anonymous No.12343006]

>It’s not like they’re going anywhere.

Do people here not actually write books? Do you guys just come up with ideas and never follow through and instead spend your time discussing other peoples works? wtf

[Anonymous No.12343008]

great idea i just had, [sppoiler[ it about a pige. [/spoiler]

[Anonymous No.12343028]

worn-out detective embarks on one last case of mysterious conspiracy crimes only to discover that the network is much bigger than he can tackle down. even his wife is part of it as he finds her one day in bed with pige. it was pige all along

[Anonymous No.12343031]

Ubearble unbelievable shit that actually can happen to people, although it might seem unlikely. I have a personal experience, well, rather a few, but one that really sticks out. My ex fiancée left me for my father. I was thinking a collection of short strange stories that ultimately bind into the full perpective of what happened to me. From the sight of father, ex-fiancèe (those who affected them) and finally my perpective. But it's never gonna happen, seeing as I am dyslexic and wold have to find a ghost writer who could get their head around my perspective and my philosophies.

[Anonymous No.12343105]

I dump so many ideas in these threads. I wish I had the guts/concentration/talent or whatever to actually write them.

[Anonymous No.12343193]

In the distant future, mankind lives away from Earth within the utopian space station, Algo. With all their needs and wants care for by a “Mother” an advanced A.I. And The Forever Society, an order of super scientists which created all of it, the lives of those aboard the megastation are existences of abundance and chemical inebriation. The main character, a girl named Luma who races jet packs for sport begins to suspect things aren’t right behind the veil of the perfection.

When forces beyond her control draw her into the dealings of the Forever Society, Luma will find herself set on an adventure across new worlds and dimensions to protect Algo and those she cares for.

44k words

[Anonymous No.12343196]

>>12342722
tapir
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[Anonymous No.12343236]

>>12343031
I would love to ghostwrite for you.

[Anonymous No.12343237]

Nearly two hundred million years in the future, there are multiple species of human. One of them is eusocial, like ants and termites; the fertile caste is outnumbered by the sterile daughters, the latter modified by the mother in utero for specific roles. The novel would follow the life of a female of the species as she becomes a matriarch and sets out to the edge of the galaxy to observe the rest of the universe and wage war against her peers.

A massive focus on biotech, post-scarcity concepts and primate-based ecologies.

[Anonymous No.12343269]

Dying Earth novel about some guy who can regenerate plants and heal things who must hide his ability from people who would want to use it for their own ends. He's basically just letting the Earth die since he's tired of how corrupt humans are.

[Anonymous No.12343315]

A comedic play about a wife agreeing with her husband to "open their relation" and "explore their sexuality with other people" and the husband starts regularly having hookups with grindr traps just above the legal age of consent, for the wife's jealousy and dismay. She ends up getting really angry at his husband for agreeing with the terms SHE SET UP in the first play and kicking him out of the house, but the husband doesn't really give a fuck because he has boipussy.

[Anonymous No.12343341]

>>12343269
wow what an asshole

[Anonymous No.12343349]

>>12343269
He sounds redpilled.

[Anonymous No.12343368]

>>12343269
If it's more abstract and philosophical rather than a YA self insert dystopia or whatever, this could legit be cool.

[Anonymous No.12343381]

>>12343368

I figured I would pitch it as a Dying Earth novel rather than a Fantasy or Science Fiction since Dying Earth is underexposed but has so little content itself as a genre.

[Anonymous No.12343446]

>>12343381
There's a lot of manga about it

[Anonymous No.12343454]

>>12343446

True but you don't see it enough in western literature. Largely all Vance or Gene Wolfe. Now I just have to make it less commercial so nu-males don't fawn over it.

[Anonymous No.12343467]

>>12343236
Awsome to hear, but I think it hasn't quite settled down yet, I was recently sued because I put up a video where I shortly tell what I went through. Apparently she didn't like the thought of me telling it from my side so. When the case is settled I might re-upload the video, and this time in English. Mabye than I can get a bit more publicity, and mabye a publication company could assign me a specific ghost writer who can handle me (I'm a BIT crazy)

[Anonymous No.12343499]

>>12343467
>>12343031

>Seeing as I am dyslexic

You could call it "Why Dog Why!?"

[Anonymous No.12343599]

>>12343499
Ha! Beautiful!

[Anonymous No.12343718]

I thought about...nah. I couldnt. Its actually a good idea. k bye, im gonna go work on it.