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gf said I'm a very romantic person
how do I become more of a modernist person?

>> No.12341800

>>12341794
watch the world descend into horrible, brutal pain & misery after a period of free intellectual thought and idealism

>> No.12341810

Send her the fart letters

>> No.12341825

>>12341794
first you need to convert to positivist autism, and then grow out of it

>> No.12341830

>>12341810
kek

>> No.12341832

>>12341794
>gf said I'm a very romantic person
This is a very bad sign.

>> No.12341836

>>12341810
This, but NOT the shit-eating ones. You don't want her to think you're a post-modernist, after all

>> No.12342318

>>12341810
Based and brappilled.

>> No.12342339

>>12341832
There's nothing wrong with romance.

>> No.12342384

>>12341794
I'm a somehwat of a romantic myself but
>tfw no gf

>> No.12342461

>>12341794
By killing her and then handing yourself into the authorities

>> No.12342470

You must first become a realist
Don't try skipping steps

>> No.12342579
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>>12342339
I think you need to read about the history of courtly love and then figure out why literal daddycucks have been pushing that shit for centuries. By all means, playact all you want, but don't sell me romance as a fucking worldview. I'd bring gifts to a Nubian princess and treat her with respect, but I wouldn't let my guard down for a sec with all these Nefertitis around.
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How you doing?

>> No.12343660

>>12342579
you killed my thread, fuckface

>> No.12343681

>>12341794
Sounds like she's getting to break up with you, OP.
Better break up with her first.

>> No.12343694

Modulate your erotic longings to be an outward display of a firmly and heroically resolved internal dialogue regarding the risks of emotional commitment centeres on a Kierkegaardian leap of faith in her and her alone so convincing in its depth that her own sense of your love becomes dominated by your vision of it.


(Thats a joke btw)

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>>12342339