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/lit/ btfo

>> No.12326284

>>12326267
How were you able to post a duplicate file?

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>>12326284

>> No.12326310

>>12326299
Not as a reply, but as a thread. You’re not normally able to do that.

>> No.12326326

>>12326284
>different file sizes
>duplicates

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>>12326310
i just wanted to post /ourguy/

>> No.12326335

What is this le epik moment from?

>> No.12326342

>>12326335
The new Lindsay Ellis video

>> No.12326758

>>12326335
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGn9x4-Y_7A

Around the 19 minute mark, when she asks what kind of a grown-ass man writes a sex scene between teens with cancer.

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>>12326284
>open mspaint
>add one black pixel to a dark shadow
>now a new image

>> No.12326812

I think I'm going to have non-consensual sex with John Green.

Yes, in fact right this moment I have resolved to rape this man. All of my faculties and resources are now going to be put into achieving this end. The way this man controls the contortions of his face elicits a deep, ape-ish urge within me to do extremely violent and sexual damage to him.

If you think about it, how is John Green different from a woman? They are equally timid. Equally frivolous. Equally acquiescent. Equally narcissistic. Equally upset by a combination of words or ideas that do not conform to the status-quo. And no doubt Mr. Green has sucked a penis too--maybe just a silicon one (for now), but nevertheless he has tried it; has been struck with the same sort of 'oh-i'm-so-so-naughty' inclination that seizes all women at some point in their life and with the frenzied tom-tom of feminine sexuality blaring in their head which is only ever empty and only ever filled when the image or implication of a Penis can be grasped in external reality, and just like such a woman has John Green greedily taken hold of the dildo that he secretly keeps in his top drawer (why disguise it further? why, wouldn't he be happy if someone were to discover his little perversion? oh think of how oh so so naughty that would be!) and after taking the full 7.5" of rubber down his throat he is filled with such a thrill such that no expression of his "masculine" sexuality has ever come close to attaining.

Hmm, indeed, the lines between Woman and John Green continue to blur, and my dick continues to rise. Raping him could be ethically and epistemologically justified, both through Utilitarian ethics and Platonic Teleology, but I will not go into that here. Suffice to say that raping John Green would be a net benefit for the world as such, as material entity and conceptual ideal. It would be a rape that would satisfy so many hearts, so many minds, and most importantly my own penis.

I am decided: John Green will be raped within the month. I will devote myself to finding out his residency, his routines, and I will plot and plan my moment of violation meticulously. This is a very real goal I have set, and I shall know neither rest nor mortal satisfaction until it has been attained.

>> No.12326817

>>12326342
Nostalgia bitch and John Green in one episode
christ...

>> No.12326822

>John "I don't mind having other dudes dicks in my cereal" Green

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>>12326758
>>12326342
>>12326335
>>12326327

>> No.12326851

>>12326832
sauce for vid?

>> No.12326875

>>12326851
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGn9x4-Y_7A [Embed]
>Around the 19 minute mark,

>> No.12326917 [DELETED] 

This is a great pasta, but it also worries me that someone would create it, because it's so left-field that it's unlikely to be entirely untrue.

>> No.12326927

>>12326812
This is a great pasta, but it also worries me that someone would create it, because it's so left-field that it's unlikely to be entirely untrue.

>> No.12326975

>>12326832
Solid meming, respect for John, which of his books is the most passable so that I can give it a stab?

>> No.12327004

>>12326975
No. Don't. Wait until he writes a big-boy book.