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>when you take a huge dump and feel like your life has been completely improved

any books for this feel?

>> No.12287397
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>>12287396

>> No.12287401

but friend, all books are metaphorically giant turds you feel better after processing and leaving behind.

>> No.12287405

>>12287401
nah, good books stay with you, others are only good once they're out of your life

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>>12287396

>> No.12287574

>>12287566
but then there's a new shit to be taken
truly deep stuff

>> No.12287579

>>12287396
My first readings of Shakespeare and Plato had this effect

>> No.12287620

big shits are not initiations or challenges which improve you as you overcome them, but corporeal malaise which sap you until purgation can return you to your base form

>> No.12287635

>>12287620
yes, you understood the concept of this thread

>> No.12287652

>>12287620
have you ever let out a bit of precum because your turd was so big

>> No.12287657

>tfw in the military, been in the woods for nearly two weeks
>haven't pooped in a week
>finally a lazy morning
>watch the sun rising in a snowy forest
>drop your pants and squat
>shit out an enormous log

Literally better than sex. Nothing in my life has felt as good.

>> No.12287683

>>12287657
a great dump story. really a classic.

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>A cute teenage girl will never spray her wet, sloppy, rancid diarrhea all over your face
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

>> No.12287705

>>12287635
then the concept is not applicable to books unless you are weak minded and allow them to weigh on you until they affect you physically
besides, the op is not clear in his attitude to the improving effect of taking a big shit

>> No.12287709

>>12287695
It's not that great, trust me. Conjunctivitis is a bitch.

>> No.12287712

Ulysses

>> No.12287715

>>12287709
>tfw you will never get conjunctivitis from a cute anime girl shitting on your face

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>>12287396
I felt that at the end of every book of the republic

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I would almost recommend this for the joy of final pushing through that slog.

>> No.12287739

>>12287709
The warmth of a cute teenage girl turd make it all worthwhile

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>>12287396
>got to go now
>got that feeling in my gut
>got to go now
>then it moves to my butt
>got to go now
>is there a bathroom in the lobby?
>poopin's my hobby
(to the tune of "Guns Are for Pussies" by 311)

What do you think of my song?

>> No.12288251

>>12287396
the sermons of Martin Luther

>> No.12288560

>>12287620

Yes.