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12266185 No.12266185 [Reply] [Original]

>He doesn't have at least 600 books on his shelf
It's like you people don't even read.

>> No.12266206

>>12266185
Most of that is YA/genre bullshi, anyway. I'd rather have a small but neatly selected library than 20 trash series occupying precious space in my house.

>> No.12266223

>>12266185
Assuming those were all bought brand new, that’s well over $7,000 in books.
$7,000 spent on YA garbage and funky dolls. What the fuck.
>Girl
Never mind.

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12266235

>>12266185
>fairy lights

>> No.12266239

>>12266223
does your apartment happen to have a "no girls allowed" sign nailed to the door

>> No.12266249

>>12266223
These youtubers are given books by publishers so they can encourage teenage girls to buy them

>> No.12266250
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12266250

>>12266185
Yikes

>> No.12266252

makeup is gross holy moly

>> No.12266253

>>12266185
Booktubers make me want to never pick up a book again

>> No.12266257

>>12266253
So the same as ever, then

>> No.12266260

>>12266185
>counting books in number of books

600 pounds of books minimum

>> No.12266263

>>12266250
The series is actually pretty good desu

>> No.12266276

>>12266185
Thats not that impressive. I've got over a 100 old Penguin paperbacks on one, an admittedly masive, shelf.

and god knows how many others.

>> No.12266284

ITT: incels upset that a woman who would rather die than touch them is better at their super secret hobby than they are

how many more thousands of these threads are you guys going to make? wouldn't getting laid be easier at this point?

>> No.12266286

>>12266276
Steve?

>> No.12266293

>>12266185
oh a tranny who reads YA shit
well done

>> No.12266304

>>12266284
What is this crazy world you guys live in where sex is at all valuable or unobtainable? We live in the age of internet dating where everyone is fat. The % of people that die virgins has been eradicated and I unironically thank feminism for that. Incels are just horny teens, get over yourself you faggot.

>> No.12266312

>>12266284
Nice bait

>> No.12266322

>>12266304
>The % of people that die virgins has been eradicated
No, it's gotten much higher

>> No.12266329

>>12266322
Citation needed *

>> No.12266332

>>12266329
Why do you need a citation? You should just believe me

>> No.12266338

>>12266332
Maybe if you give me a quick handjibber

>> No.12266587

>>12266253
You doing it wrong, no one is forcing you to read YA trash, read what you like and let retards to read retarded shit.

>> No.12266606

>>12266206
>he doesn't buy books to laugh at them

>> No.12266613

>>12266239
yes

>> No.12266633

>>12266284
Not for them, no

>> No.12266642

>>12266185
i have close to zero books on my shelf, but i read probably over 1k of them already. When i buy books, i read them, then i give them up to my library.

>> No.12266826

>>12266284
She looks dead already.

>> No.12266836

>>12266185
Thought she was wearing a mask at first

Can't help but think wearing a mask would be cheaper, less time consuming, and better than all that makeup on her face.

>> No.12266891
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12266891

i've never paid for a book and i've read 500+
i've never payed for music (other than live) and i've heard 1000+ albums
i've never payed for a film and i've seen 400+

>> No.12266921

>doesnt even own a handful of classics
I don't understand, do people actually do this? wouldn't it make sense to atleast try the most popular books first to see if you like them before branching off.

>> No.12266961

>>12266891
You some kind of communist?

>> No.12266962

>>12266921
i only read non fiction science and science fiction so yes

>> No.12266989
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>>12266961

>communism

>> No.12267040

>>12266891
>i've read 500+
>payed
Sure you have...

>> No.12267068

>>12266961
nah, just a poorfag
>>12267040
forgive me, anon, for english is not my first tongue

>> No.12267083

>>12266606
owning things ironically is not only a really pathetic self own, its also fiscally irresponsible, a sign of an incapacity for internal hygiene and bad spatial reasoning, not all of us have room in our cuck shacks for 20 books by Dan Brown and Feminist Post-Modernists

>> No.12267086

>>12266284
reddit

>> No.12267098
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12267098

>>12266185

>that make up

>> No.12267140

By the time she had read her 600 shit books, I was halfway through Anti-Oedipe

>> No.12267177

>>12267083
it's entertaining dipshit
it's like you've never stuck around to laugh at another person

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>>12267140
>By the time she had read her 600 shit books, I was halfway through shitty Anti-Oedipe
Whoa. I rather read 600 shit books then 1 big turd.

>> No.12267260

>>12266891
based and piracypilled

>> No.12267367

>>12266921
Why would she read books popular among old farty men instead of those popular among young women like herself?

>> No.12267498

>>12266185
>your run of the mill young woman who likes harry potter and whatever YA trash it´s released nowadays

next girl, moving on

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>>12266250
>mfw I accidentally bought this "City of Glass", thinking it was the Paul Auster novel

>> No.12267651

>>12266253
You should see the booktubers from my country. You know who is getting paid even before you open the video, it's ridiculous.

>> No.12268082

>>12266185
The amount of makeup plastered on that face is outstanding

>> No.12268100

>>12266185
>Expressing a superficial interest based off the quantity of literature one owns and giving fucking bookshelf tours just to validate that own vapid 'passion'
The only good reason to have 650+ books is that I can give her 650+ differently shaped wounds to the head.

>> No.12268108

>>12266185
My Dad has literally thousands of books, very few of which I read myself.

>> No.12268112

>>12267543
If you can't read, why would you buy books in the first place?

>> No.12268114

Is that actually a woman though or is it an MTF? Cus that's a very big noggin'

>> No.12268164

>>12266891
based

>> No.12268166

>>12268112
It was on AbeBooks, which gathers the data from public websites, photos etc, so it had the wrong description and cover photo

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12268235

>Having 400 books is like being 4 feet tall
>Having 500 books is like being 5 feet tall
>Having 600 books is like being 6 feet tall

>> No.12268293

I cant even comprehend how someone can read this much garbage. you'd think at book 50 or 100 that they'd want something a little different

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12268338

I buy books to read them anon, not to brag about the amount that I have in my shelves

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12268478

>>12266185
Modern women are such fucking shit heaps.

>> No.12268506

>>12268478
yikes, those are some absolutely ogre tier feet. how embarrassing.

>> No.12268513

>>12268506
I'm more concerned about the fucking Harry Potter tattoo behind her ear.

>> No.12268614
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12268614

>>12268235
this woman belongs on Blacked with this man.

>> No.12268726

>>12268506
i still want her toes in my mouth

>> No.12268731

>>12268478
>he says as the cheeto falls between his breasts

>> No.12268875

>>12267098
this, bitch skin must looks like a goblin is she has to hide it under layers of makeup
yikes

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12268926

>>12266185

>> No.12268934

>>12267177
Maybe waint until they die, why give your money to idios?

>> No.12268993

Can anyone in this thread name even 300 books they'd seriously want to read? Not just things to fill or stuff you'd go "meh maybe to fill the numbers" but 100% things you go "I'm reading this as soon as I can"

>> No.12269028

>>12266263
You gotta be baiting anon. I read these when they came out because my sisters were into them. Its just more uninspired Twilight tier garbage.
I would say at least it got them reading, but really it doesn't matter since there wasn't anything significant in the damn books.

>> No.12269041

>>12268926
What's the source of this chart anon? Would be interested in seeing a longer list of it.

>> No.12269051

>>12268993
I want to read most of the western canon and then some so yeah easily

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12269053

>>12268926
>mfw women will never understand boats

>> No.12269057

>>12268731
love cheetos, hate roasties, simple as

>> No.12269534

>>12266185
Reminder that most the people bitching about this woman probably haven't even read 100 books in their lives let alone 650

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12269866

>>12268926
>women like movies with mostly female characters
>men like movies with mostly male characters
profound.

>> No.12269888

>>12266263
nigga no
The Infernal Devices trilogy is way better.

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>>12266891
>be me
>wants to become a booktuber for money
>pirated almost every book I've read
>realize being a booktuber is just show off that you've read 57128 YA books with cute covers in a month
>tfw

>> No.12270114

>>12268926
>the only decent Harry Potter movie is not on their chart
Fucking women

>> No.12270123

>>12268993
Yes, do you want me to list them?

>> No.12270128

>>12266185
I actually have good books
I have like 10 warhammer novels too. Her 'library' is the female cringe equivalent of having 600 warhammer novels.

>> No.12270185

>>12266185
I'm at the point where the amount of books I own is more of a concern than a point of pride. As someone else alluded to, you reach a point where it stops making sense to measure the books by numbers (instead of feet, bookcases, rooms, tonnage, etc).

>> No.12270298

>>12268293
The sort of books most of us focus on are "unknown unknowns" to people like this girl.

Actually, I had a quick look at the video in question. I think the entirety of history before the year 1998 is off her radar.

>> No.12270369

>>12268235
imagine shrinking and getting stuck in the back of her bathing suit and she has to brahp haha

>> No.12270399

>>12269866
>this is the only difference he is able to discern between the two lists

>> No.12270428

>>12270399
>taking cherrypicked data at face value

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>>12266185
>600 books
I've got far more than that and the best book on her shelf is worse than the worst book on my shelf so .. ahh fuck I took the bait.

>> No.12272186

>>12268614
what makes you think they select male participants based on their face? So don't show us his face anon show us his dong.

>> No.12272209

I have over 400 books in my 10 square metre, one room apartment, and I still can't get a gf. I sleep on the floor.

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>>12272209
but if you had one you'd end up hitting the bookshelves and making a mess, it's really for the best.

>> No.12272232

>>12272229
is that the trap manga?

>> No.12272251

>>12272232
oh, I stopped avatarfagging when it became way too well known to be funny, yeah, Stop Hibari-Kun. Some say it was the first one, I have my doubts.

The manga is pretty short, 4 volumes, and the anime got subbed like last year. Fun cute 80's gag crap.

>> No.12272270

>>12266185
>makeup and eyebros
fucking disgusting fake roastie

>> No.12272814

>>12266185
>hairy potter
>funkos
Fucking droped

>> No.12272836

>>12267194
I read she devoured the child whole immediately after the picture was taken, unhinged her jaw and slipped it down her gullet

>> No.12273729

Jewnose Emma really turns me on.

>> No.12273797

>>12266891
Other than >payed and >/tv/
Agreed. Buyfags are cancer. Half the music I listen to isn't even available for purchase to begin with. Most of the books I read, the author is already long since dead.
>>12266185
>when you apply $40 of makeup a day and that is still the best you can do
Jeepers, Wednesday.

>> No.12273808

>>12266891
>i've never paid for a book and i've read 500+
Well, libraries have existed for centuries so it isn't too weird that you've read so many books without buying them. Although even pirates and poor people usually buy a couple of books that they really love.

>> No.12273815

>>12273808
poor people buy books because they can't afford videogames and netflix.

>> No.12273825

>>12273815
Netflix streaming is around $10 a month, anon. Only the destitute can't afford that.

>> No.12274517

>>12266606
>he isn't autistic

>> No.12274565

>>12269911
Upload videos on how to pirate books

>> No.12274975

>>12266826

EXTREMELY underrated!

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12275083

>>12268926
>Blade Runner 2049 368 102

>> No.12275165

>>12266185
>having physical books
there's a sticky for a reason

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>>12266253
dont worry bro we gon fix that

>> No.12275172

>>12268478
>harry potter tattoo

oh, my surprise is 0

>> No.12275189

>>12266185
i dont see a single book worth reading on those shelves, kek

>> No.12276292

>>12269866
>mostly male
Lawrence of Arabia is only male.

>> No.12276300

>>12274565
genlib