/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.1224954]

Pointy birds,
oh pointy pointy,
Anoint my head.
Anointy nointy.

[Anonymous No.1224960]

[Anonymous No.1224961]

>>1224954
YES, FUCK YEAH.

I FUCKING LOVE BIRDS.

GOT MORE BIRD RELATED LITTLE POEMS?

JUST LOOK HOW FUCKING AWESOME THAT BIRD IS.

[Anonymous No.1224967]

BIRDS!

[Anonymous No.1224970]

>>1224967
ARE THE FUCKING BEST, AREN'T THEY?

SO MAJESTIC....

[Anonymous No.1224971]

o owl i love you
looking with
your rapey eyes
o hootie hooo
feed me, some more
lifeless feathered lies
le mort c'est passencore
true freedom in disguise

[Anonymous No.1224987]

>>1224954

[Anonymous No.1224992]

>>1224970
SOOOO FUCKING AMAZING!!! MAKES ME WANT TO RAARWARAAAAAAAAAAA! SEX! BIRDS!

[Anonymous No.1224995]

I'M GOING TO SLEEP NOW, THIS THREAD BETTER HAVE MORE PICTURES OF BIRDS ACCOMPANIED BY RELATED POEMS WHEN I WAKE UP

[Anonymous No.1226037]

I AM DISAPPOINTED

WHERE IS MY BIRD POETRY?

[Anonymous No.1226045]

>>1224954

Lol, I posted this a few months ago. Nice to see someone is running with it.

[Anonymous No.1226050]

Tweety tweet tweet
Says the bird with little feet.
'Til I rip out all his feathers
And eat up all the meat.

[Anonymous No.1226052]

>>1226045
>Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)11:09
>a few months ago

Nice try anon, but you can't fool me!

[Anonymous No.1226053]

Look at all the little birds
Flapping through the air
Dropping all their little turds
Right into your hair.

[Anonymous No.1226054]

The pelican walked up the shore
He walked all the way to my door
The door I opened, the bird I saw
He then let loose a mighty caw:
wat

[Anonymous No.1226056]

>>1226045
OP here. I liked it and saved it, hope you don't mind!

[Anonymous No.1226059]

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[Anonymous No.1226060]

>>1226052

I'll play along.

You see, I first posted the combination of this image and text, a few months ago. Eventually, it was deleted. Now, someone completely different has posted them all over again!

[Anonymous No.1226061]

He grasps the crag with crooked hands
Close to the sun in lonely lands
Ringed with the azure world, he stands:

The wrinkled sea beneath him crawls
He watches from his mountain walls
And like a thunderbolt, he farts.

[Anonymous No.1226064]

>>1226061
Tennyson you're so silly.

[Anonymous No.1226065]

I LOVE YOU /LIT/.

OH GOD I LOVE YOU.

I KEEP SAYING THIS POEMS AND SHOWING THEM TO MY EX, AND SHE FUCKING HATES BIRDS. BUT I LOVE THEM.

[Anonymous No.1226066]

>>1226061

[Anonymous No.1226070]

Feather-footed through the plashy fen
passes the Great Crested Grebe:
attacking baby rabbits
and eating their faces
and maybe their feces.

Pic related: it's the Great Crested Grebe.

[Anonymous No.1226075]

Pretty little bird
Flying all aroud.
Be careful little bird
When you land upon the ground.
For on the ground there prowls
A hungry little cat
That wants to catch your tail
And eat you cause you're fat.

[Anonymous No.1226081]

>>1226061
>And like a thunderbolt, he farts.
>he farts.

Didn't notice this the first time.

[Anonymous No.1226092]

I'd like to catch a Pink Flamingo
and perform an act so heinous:
make a giant Pink Flaming O
out of his moist tight anus.

[Not zoologically accurate, perhaps, but YOU try to find a fucking rhyme for "cloaca". And in any case, it's SINCERE, which is what really counts in a poem.]

[Anonymous No.1226100]

>>1226092
I WHOLEHEARTEDLY AGREE.

[Anonymous No.1227441]

I CAN'T JUST LET THIS LITTLE THREAD DIE NOW, WITHOUT EVERY SINGLE MEMBER OF /LIT/ HAVING THE OPPORTUNITY TO VIEW IT AND ADD THEIR OWN BEAUTIFUL BIRD POETRY.

[Implying !!OwMMiDsuHLo No.1227444]

Is this a Mary Oliver thread?

[Anonymous No.1227451]

>>1227444
IF BY MARY OLIVER, YOU MEAN POETRY ABOUT THE MOST MAJESTIC ANIMALS, THE BIRDS, THEN YES, IT IS.

[Anonymous No.1227483]

birdie birdie with your weenier
and your little birdie demeanor
come and come upon my dog
after you're done with that there log
and then come see my little room
your feathers strait like the skirt of a broom
and your beak pointy ready for food
when i feed you cuz ur my dude

[Anonymous No.1227486]

>>1227483
BUT ALMOST ALL BIRDIES DON'T HAVE WIENERS :(

[Anonymous No.1227495]

birdie birdie like a BRO
catches the things that i throw
and when i lay a sausage fart
the birdie won't know where to start
but all i know is i love birds
along with Zeppelin and cheese curds
i love every kind of wing
and every day i'm to the park and bring
oatmeal dishes for the birds with colors of rasta
and sometimes when i'm drunk i bring them baked pasta
and one time i got really high
and saw four birdies passing by
and then i let out a sexual scream
the birdies ran tight in their team

so now i may not see them sparkle
may not perch with the rare Yellow Warble
may not love a bird as my own
but when i see them, i feel home

[Anonymous No.1227496]

>>1227486
SORRY FOR THE INACCURACY, BRO

[Anonymous No.1227498]

>>1227486

WHAT?! IMPOSSIBLEUGH!

[Anonymous No.1227521]

i love birdies with all my heart
pulld a hardon out my ass and let out a fart
birdie dirdie in my hand
let's go see a metal band
you may like this one dude's solos
and yes, i'll bring your food and hohos
yeah cuz you like sugar lil' bird
hey look at my michigan shaped booger!
HAVE YOU HEARD

that the metal show was cancled
so me and birdie will have to dance till
the night comes in and covers up
the places where rugby bros say SUP
and all the little trees and bushes
where i smoke all my weed- my kushes
and my birdie will sing in the night
when he is high and feelin right
and i will see that he needs me
just ad much as i need he
but he is just a birdie bird
he can not hear a smelly word
no, he just likes to hang around
and that's just life outside the birdie pound

and in the breezy October night
by winged friend looks out to the light
and the lamp flickers back
to his straight eyes in their track
that's when i know that birds can fly
yes, they can go, but this one tries
my bird is of a different feather
he's lulled by the orange change in weather
i sense it too, yet don't bother his perch
as for my bong, my closet i search

[Anonymous No.1227553]

BUMP BEFORE SLEEP

THIS BETTER STILL BE GOING TOMORROW! FUCK YEAH, BIRDS!

[Anonymous No.1227555]

>>1227553
i hope you get shot/ die in your sleep

[Anonymous No.1227560]

IF YOU HATE ME, TOUGH FUCKING LUCK. BUT, I TOO WISH FOR A PAINLESS DEATH IN MY SLEEP. JUST NOT FOR A VERY LONG TIME.

THE FIRST POEM GETS ME EVERY FUCKING TIME, ESPECIALLY WHEN I LOOK AT THAT LITTLE BIRD'S KICKASS HAIRSTYLE.

[Anonymous No.1227657]

>>1227521
i love myself for writing this
that's all I gotta say

[Anonymous No.1227672]

Oh littel burd
I wonder
have yoo herd?
Your short and
pretty name
is now the word?

[Anonymous No.1227673]

Relevant to your needs:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh6Qla-OQ-M

[Anonymous No.1227683]

>>1227673

Sounds a lot like Beck

[Anonymous No.1227748]

CHEEP CHEEP MOTHERFUCKER

[Anonymous No.1227761]

[Anonymous No.1227792]

I spied a seagull by the road,
His plumage, full and fat.
A vehicle came trundling by,
And squashed the fucker, flat.

[Anonymous No.1228598]

>>1227657
THEN NEVER LET ANYONE STOP YOU FROM WRITING MORE!

[Anonymous No.1228609]

Birdie mit der yellow bill

Sat upon my winder sill

Cocked a shining eye and said,

"What's 'at on yer nose, honey?"

BEE BOOP!

[Anonymous No.1228617]

i have a fuzzy baby duck
his name is funny fred
and when he's bigger i will fuck
his cloaca till he's dead

[Anonymous No.1229753]

there were crows in the dark toned road
and a bird let out a load in a blow
it was white on the pavement
then i knew what his odd stance meant
i never thought feathers could grasp
untill i heard the hoarce rasp

[Anonymous No.1229775]

Birds aflight
with Remington I do take sight
Skyward fled
Fleeing from gun what makes them dead

[Anonymous No.1229776]

Crow flew away
When God pinched a grape
Between his thumbs.

The grape was Red,
And what remained of it was Red.

Crow was black.
"What the fuck?" said Crow,
"I'm a rook."

[Deep&Edgy !XYB9QdpvqE No.1229777]

>`God save thee, ancient Mariner,
>From the fiends that plague thee thus! -
>Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
>I shot the Albatross."

[Anonymous No.1229785]

Pigeon pigeon pigeon pigeon pigeon
I'm actually a rock dove
But everyone hates me

[David Xanatos No.1229786]

A Boobie is a funny bird,
that loves to dance and sing
A Booby is a funny word
and quite a funny little thing

[Anonymous No.1229794]

THIS THREAD IS STILL GOING?

FUCK YES, FUCK.

[Anonymous No.1229801]

The implacable Black Bird of Fate
nonetheless thinks this thread is great.

[Anonymous No.1229829]

cute birdy
you are so purdy
purdier than all the rest
you are my cute purdy birdy

[Anonymous No.1229831]

oh oh! lo' it's
homer's stranded hope
do do o no
all the men are pigs
go go row row
abandon shit fo ship
aye carumba odyssey
~tell the machos, athention!~
this bird just went extinct

[Anonymous No.1229832]

flightless
not sightless
the emu
see you

[Anonymous No.1229833]

A bird's vagina over my penis,
makes a bun for the sausage
that is the sword I cherish the most:
my veiny six-foot dong.

[Anonymous No.1229846]

GOING TO SLEEP AGAIN, AS I JUST FINISHED HEART OF DARKNESS. KEEP THIS THREAD GOING!

[Anonymous No.1229861]

PAGE 1 ALREADY? ALL THE AMERICANS MUST'VE AWOKEN.

[Anonymous No.1230010]

i bump the greatest thread alive
and watch the birdies fly and jive
this the thread that let /lit/ love a bird
was dead but now it lives for the world
for all of fourchan, from the seats
and windows filled with parakeets
i will be love to all birds i meet
after this tissue soaks my skeet

[Anonymous No.1230018]

a bird in the hand that you catch
is worth two birds in the bush
unless you stick one bird up your snatch
and another bird in your tush

[Anonymous No.1230027]

a peeking duck
a peeking duck
oh joy! oh luck!
it's a peeking duck
what's he peeking at?
and then you want one peking duck and one hot sour soup and you want flied lice with that?

[Anonymous No.1230066]

Hark'ee wagtail, mend your ways
life is brief, anacreon says
brief it's joys, it's ventures toilsome
win befriends 'em, water spoils 'em!
Who's for water, wagtail, you?
Give me wine, I'll drink for two

[Anonymous No.1230102]

My cock loves this thread.

[Anonymous No.1230511]

>>1230066
cool

>>1230102
i_see_what_you_did_there.png

[Anonymous No.1230993]

AND I AM AWAKE

[Anonymous No.1231264]

>>1230993
I once saw a hawk.
It wore one blue sock.
I swore it could talk.
It made me suck its cock.

[Anonymous No.1231634]

bump

[Anonymous No.1231741]

fuck what you heard
I'm a motherfucking bird
I'm shittin on bitches
all day erry day
I'm shittin on bitches
from the sky when I fly high
shittin on bitches

yo I heard you punk ass crows
were talking that snap
parakeets wanna front like they got that mac
smelling like cold snitch cloaca sack

said I'm shittin on bitches
I'm a motherfucking bird
aint no punk ass owl
fucking barfing my turds

I'm shitting on bitches
niiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.1231795]

THREADS LIKE THIS ARE WHY I LOVE YOU /LIT/

[Anonymous No.1231982]

Dear Sirs:

I wish to complain in the strongest possible terms about the ornithological misinformation perpetuated in the "poems" on this thread. Various "poets" have implies that birds possess a penis, a vagina, or an anus. In point of fact, birds combine all these organs into one, the "cloaca". Moreover, Alfred Lord Tennyson appears to credit the North American Bald Eagle (Haliaeetus leucocephalus) with audible flatulence. Any zoologist or mere amateur zoophile worth his salt knows that birds are not capable of such "windy-pops" (as the late ornithologist Roger Tory Peterson used to refer to them on our frequent birdwatching expeditions). Any professional biologist could have informed your "poets" that, in point of fact, birds suppress their own flatus remorselessly until they explode, or spontaneously combust if they happen to be sitting near an open flame.

Yours etcetera,
Richard Dawkins
Charles Simonyi Professor of the Public Understanding of Science
Oxford University

[KOZ !!n414dW6hO/U No.1232014]

AT THE SKY I GLANCE,
GOLDEN BLUE GLASSED.
AS I STARE UP
I SEE A SHADOW FLY BY:
A HAWK.
I UTTER IN SURPRISE:
WHAT THE FLYING FAWK!?

[Anonymous No.1232031]

birdy birdy in a hat
break me off a piece of that

the hat makes you look so good
fornicate, oh yes i would

[Anonymous No.1232435]

>>1232031
bump

[Anonymous No.1232452]

I HONESTLY DID BUMP THE FOLLOWING:
>>1231634
>>1232435

SEEMS LIKE THERE ARE MANY BIRD LOVERS HERE!

[Anonymous No.1232462]

Pretty bird, burning bright
Sailing through the moonlit night
I wish I may
I wish I might
Get some of these delicious eg-
Ow ow go away stop it ow ow quit it damnit come on ow
okay okay okay I'm going jeez sorry sorry

[Anonymous No.1232491]

Chicky chicky,
don't you cry.
If eggs can fit there,
so can I.

[Anonymous No.1232498]

>>1232491
Oh lordy, I lol'd.
I lol'd at most of this thread, but that one just took the cake.

[Anonymous No.1232516]

The hawk wanted a feathery snack
And landed on the little guy's back
"Fuck you!" said the little dude, feeling bold
"Now why is my neck suddenly so cold?"

[Anonymous No.1232577]

TIME TO SLEEP. I KNOW THIS THREAD WILL BE THERE WAITING FOR ME IN THE MORNING.

[Anonymous No.1233119]

>>1232577
You seem insane.

[Anonymous No.1233134]

>>1232491
God. Damn.

We have a new bar.

[Anonymous No.1233460]

A wonderful bird is the pelican
His mouth can hold more than his bellican
He can take in his beak
Enough food for a week
I'm damned if I know how the helican.

[Anonymous No.1233463]

>>1233460

[Anonymous No.1233477]

>>1233460

I smiled.

[Anonymous No.1233486]

this is why I keep coming to /lit/

[Anonymous No.1233494]

>>1233460
Fucking.
Plagarist.

[Anonymous No.1233504]

NIIIGGGEERRRSSS!

[Anonymous No.1233544]

>>1233494
My great-grandfather wrote it. I don't think he'll mind

[Anonymous No.1233696]

R.ythmic
A.frican
P.oetry
up in this motherfucker!


yo
yo
yo
cock-a-doodle-do
like a big fuck you
new birdz in this shit
with the chop it and screw

Bitch they call me the cock
step the fuck off my block
see my comb held high
rep that weak shit and die

check the verses I be sketchen
these crimes I be confessin
took scarface as a lesson
beat tony, yeah I best him

now that i am a rooster
tysons my biggest booster
international producer
cause I farm out the coops
manufacturing my troops

turning hens into nugz
im a motherfucking thug
now McDeez is my cuz
yeah I always eat cake
I dont ever eat bugz

all I do is get loot
I pile it up aint it cute

and every bird of a feather
flocks to me im cleaver
and in inclement weather
my downy coat is never

un puffed
im always looking stuffed
you wont never see me cuffed
KONNICHIWA BITCHES!

[Anonymous No.1233839]

>>1233486
FOR THE BIRDS?

[Anonymous No.1234439]

FAWK, UP THIS BITCH NAU.

[Anonymous No.1234440]

>>1233544
Your great-grandfather was a pig rapist. He couldn't write his own name, and his great-grandchild is a liar and a dork.

[Anonymous No.1234443]

>>1233839
>>1234439
You seem to have very little to contribute, yet have a great desire for lots of attention. Are you the youngest of your siblings?

[Anonymous No.1234444]

>>1234443
I ONLY POSTED ONE OF THOSE TWO POSTS.

I WILL CLAIM RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE BUMPS I DID POST HOWEVER

THAT IS BECAUSE I ENJOY WHAT HAS BEEN POSTED, DO NOT WISH IT TO 404, AND CANNOT WRITE POETRY MYSELF.

[Anonymous No.1234446]

>>1234443
Why you gotta be so mad?

[Anonymous No.1234466]

Oh man I thought this thread died ages ago.

This should be archived.

[Anonymous No.1234487]

>>1234446
I'm not mad, I'm not even slightly irked. I quickly learned that an all-caps post in /lit/ is both sure to contain nothing of value, as well as be easy to recognize and scroll past.

I was just suggesting to the all-caps person that the motivations for his behavior might be embarassing to him/her, for reasons he/she may not quite understand, and suggested what other people may think of what his/her behavior says about him/her.

Call it an act of altruism.

[Anonymous No.1234580]

bump

[Anonymous No.1234602]

>>1234487
I APPRECIATE YOUR CONCERN.

[Anonymous No.1234616]

REQUEST INTERFACE.

[Anonymous No.1234620]

His feet are rather flat,

He quacks instead of sings

He is like a feathered plat-

ypus with lovely wings.

Before you cry out "what the fuck?"

Behold: the noble mallard duck.

[Anonymous No.1234778]

>>1232491
lmao

[Anonymous No.1234959]

bump

[Anonymous No.1235255]

>>1234487
You must be new to /lit/ if you don't know about Capsguy.

[Anonymous No.1235261]

>>1235255
why you bump this thread. it has run its course. let it die. goodbye birds.

[Anonymous No.1235279]

>>1235255
Yes, I am new to /lit/. I've only been here a week or so, which was long enough to realize that "capsguy" has nothing to offer.

Is there some point at which he becomes viewable as anything other than another 4chan attentionwhore?

[Anonymous No.1235284]

>>1235261
no thread on /lit/ will ever die

sunken city of r'lyeh up in this bitch

>>1235279
>Is there some point at which he becomes viewable as anything other than another 4chan attentionwhore?

is there any point at which any post or poster on 4chan becomes viewed as worthwhile? he's shit, you're shit, i'm shit

[Anonymous No.1235303]

>>1235284
>is there any point at which any post or poster on 4chan becomes viewed as worthwhile?
Yes, actually. See:
>>1224954
>>1226050
>>1226053
>>1227672
>>1228617
>>1232491


And many others, not just in this thread. You become worthwhile by posting something original, interesting, funny, or well written. This is not hard, nor is it unintuitive to anyone who has spent even a modicum of time here.

Posting in all-caps is unoriginal, uninteresting, unfunny, and boring. The only reason you would stick up for such a person is that you are either a moron or samefagging.

[Anonymous No.1235308]

>>1235303
>stoplikingwhatIdont.txt

[Anonymous No.1235314]

>>1235308
Tell me, what is it exactly you like about all caps with no content? What do you see in it?

I'm just curious.

[Anonymous No.1235318]

>>1235303
>posting something original, interesting, funny, or well written

this has never happened on 4chan

[Anonymous No.1235324]

>>1235303
You, son, officially care way too much.

[Anonymous No.1235330]

>>1235314
sometimes, im not the guy who you were arguing with but ill take a shot at this, sometimes when im really going on espresso and blazing through 10 tabs worth shit on firefox some all caps can be pretty funny.

really though dude you are talking to people, a generation, who was raised on jackass, think about that, if jackass is worthy all caps is solid gold, to somebody at least.

[Anonymous No.1235346]

>>1235330
That's valid, I suppose.

Still and all, if something sucks, or smacks of attention whoring or immaturity, I'm going to point it out. What I'm really saying is this: Even by 4chan standards, that is really, really stupid.

[Anonymous No.1235356]

O, little grouse
you just stand there and stare
won't you come into my house
yet my girlfriend hates birds,
but you and I - we don't care.

[Anonymous No.1235359]

>>1235324
Naah, I really don't care all that much. More than anything, I like being able to make fun of stupid people. The brilliant part is that I'm afforded so many opportunities to do so.

[Anonymous No.1235520]

birds on the front page
birds on my yard
birds on the ceiling
and taking a shit on my car

[Anonymous No.1235535]

House sparrow! House sparrow!
Beat through the brush!
Wriggle through shrubberies,
Jump when you flush!

Might I just ask you,
As you light on the grass,
Will you do all these antics
When you're shoved up my ass?

[Anonymous No.1235823]

>>1235535

I found that one about the House Sparrow to be strangely poignant. Like: I'm amused and also moved. And I don't even know why.

That's the magic of poetry, I suppose.

Can somebody please do an ostrich?

[Anonymous No.1235840]

>>1235823
I like the way sparrows dart through bushes, and I lol'd at the Sparrow King on South Park. I'm glad it came through.

[Anonymous No.1235854]

>>1235823

I once had an ostrich named Clyde,
Whom I planned just to skin for his hide.
I grabbed his long throat,
Which I quite failed to choke.
If I had John Holme's dick he'd have died.

[Anonymous No.1235860]

I wanted to have for my lunch
An omelette of fine ostrich eggs
And then I got kicked in the crotch
By one of those long ostrich legs.

[Ziggy Stardust !LrtpfUHOC. No.1236279]

God, this thread will not die.

[Anonymous No.1236297]

>>1236279
And it's your goddamn fault! I hate you and your goddamn stupid ears!

[Anonymous No.1236862]

bump. This thread shall not pass page 15 under my watchful eye.

[Anonymous No.1236869]

I once met a dove from Osaka
who asked me to ream her cloaca
i said my feathered friend
i can not comprehend
what you want cuz i'm just an alpaca

[Anonymous No.1236883]

MY COCKATIEL IS MY BEST FRIEND,
SO ELEGANT, MAJESTIC, AND CHARMING,
BUT YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND,
THAT MY LOVE FOR MY COCKATEEL IS NOW SO INNOCENT,
AS I HAVE FALLEN VICTIM TO /LIT/'S SEXUAL APPRECIATION OF BEAST TREND.

[Anonymous No.1236891]

One day I stumbled upon a robin
And discovered the bird was a sobbin'.
I said, "Hey little guy,
Why you cry?"
He said that over the city he flapped
And onto a child he crapped.
I kornheisered "Why?
Don't you know how to fly?"
"Of course I know that.
But I've been getting quite fat."
"Well, I guess that makes you a round robin."

[Anonymous No.1236904]

>>1236883
NOT SO INNOCENT*

SORRY GUYS.

[Mallest !!YovlB6lHtVc No.1237179]

>>1236869

Best poem so far.

[Anonymous No.1237269]

Finish my poem, anon, here it starts:

Once i went hunting with buddy for ducks,
had with my trusty shotgun with me and a big empty sack....

[Anonymous No.1237315]

>>1236869

I love you for finding a rhyme for "cloaca".

[Anonymous No.1237321]

>Finish my poem, anon, here it starts:

>Once i went hunting with buddy for ducks,
>had with my trusty shotgun with me and a big empty sack....

Once i went hunting with buddy for ducks,
had with my trusty shotgun with me and a big empty sack....
but we soon discovered we were shit outta luck s-
o we turned around in the woods and started going back

but very soon we had to stop hunting
when we both got ass-raped by a 7-foot indigo bunting.

pic related: it's an indigo bunting

[Anonymous No.1237327]

O Cockatiel!
O Cockatoo!
I give my cock a feel!
And your cloaca too!

[Anonymous No.1237637]

o flimsy feathers
o flooty fuck
how you tickle my throttle
and squirm in my gob

but all friendships fall
our amity must stop
in the form of a ball
i will chuck you up

[Anonymous No.1237670]

>>1237315
You pronounce 'chloaca' "clow-ah-kah"? Or Osaka "O-say-kah"?

I pronounce it "clow-ae-kah" and "O-sah-kah".
Them two don't rhyme.

[Anonymous No.1237672]

In terms of funny, original content, this is the only real thread on /lit/.

[Anonymous No.1237688]

>>1237670
>clow-ae-kah
fucking holy lol you must be the gayest man alive

[Anonymous No.1237700]

>>1237688
sigh.
gb2/b/

[Anonymous No.1237716]

>>1237700
You say in a thread about having sex with birds.

[Anonymous No.1237721]

>>1237700
ow-kay i will re-tray-de to /bay/

[Anonymous No.1237729]

spanish ducks
have huge penises
penises for raping
other spanish ducks
that have no such penises
DUCKDICK

[Anonymous No.1237732]

>>1237729
fascinating

[Anonymous No.1237740]

Titmouse, titmouse,
Titmouse, titmouse,
Titmouse, titmouse,
Suck my dick!

[thewholesystemisawholesystem No.1237828]

[Anonymous No.1238116]

That's so raven
It's the future I can see
That's so raven
Mysterious me

[Anonymous No.1238137]

CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW

[KOZ !!n414dW6hO/U No.1238150]

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS THREAD IS STILL ALIVE ° : °

[Anonymous No.1238174]

While writing books in Costa Rica,
and I unzipped to take a quick leak, a
fine resplendent quetzal
nabbed my last pencil.
"Well fuck that, I'll just find me a chica"

[Anonymous No.1238195]

>>1238116

[Anonymous No.1238241]

>>1238195
>>1238116
lol

[Anonymous No.1238331]

YOU FARTS ARE FOWL
YOUR DICK IS PEEWEE
I FUCKING HATE YOU
FUCKING KIWI

[Anonymous No.1238355]

>>1237740

Best one yet.

Also: not a single fucking person in this thread is aware of the orgins of the OP's poem (that's a challenge for you all to find out!)

[Anonymous No.1238366]

>>1238355
Hi there.

>>1237740

Emerson. Derp.

[Anonymous No.1238374]

>>1238355
Hi there.
>>1237740
Here.

It's from Emerson. Duh.

[Anonymous No.1238379]

>>1238355
Hi there.
>>1237740
Here.

Ralphy Boy's 'The Titmouse'
Not hard.

[Anonymous No.1238462]

>>1238355

Someone at the beginning of the thread claims to have posted it several months ago:

>>1226045

I assumed it's just something somebody wrote on /lit/. Why, was it secretly written by Emily Dickinson or something?

[Anonymous No.1238464]

Out on a hike three
Of us came upon a pond
That hosted just a single swan;
Swimming, pecking, darting
His way across the water
Alone.

Out of boredom we
Began to shoot the swan
With pellets from our guns;
Dribbles of blood ran slow
Over the lifts and breaks of his
Feathers.

He cried for his family.
But none were there to save him.
He paced the pond in apprehension,
But our pellets kept whizzing,
They kept landing
And he kept bleeding

Until he came out
Of the water a wet
Phoenix in haunting flight;
Aimed for me in fury
On the straight and narrow path
I stood upon;
Flying just next to me,
He took the other half of trail,
His wing touching my face
As my eyes followed his crippled
Flight.

Later in my tent,
Deep into the night,
I head the coyotes laughing
At the sight of trapping such a swan.

[Anonymous No.1238471]

Works by John Lillison, 'England's greatest one-armed poet', include "Pointy Birds":

O pointy birds,
O pointy pointy.
Anoint my head,
Anointy-nointy.

Another poem is the equally stunning "In Dillan's Grove."

In Dillan's Grove my love did die,
and now in ground shall ever lie.
None could ever replace her visage,
until your face brought thoughts of kissage.

[Anonymous No.1238475]

bump

[Anonymous No.1238572]

Oh ivory bill
that so didst fill
my pecker with wood
make me feel so good

[Anonymous No.1238883]

sing a song of sixpence
a rocket full of gas
four and twenty blackbirds
shoved up my ass
when my ass was crammed full
the birds began to cough.
intercourse has grown dull:
but this stuff gets me off.

[Anonymous No.1238887]

verily this is ye thred yt woulde not die

[Anonymous No.1239136]

chip cheeeeep!
spoke the sparrow,
while i shoved
my shaft
deep in his barrow

[Anonymous No.1239137]

Cerulean depths of your winged majesty,
I like poop and I like to pee

[Anonymous No.1239140]

Poppin' a haiku

Nightingale of fame,
Song but an an imitation;
Blackbird master race.

[Anonymous No.1239150]

today's breakfast:

eggs with curd,
freshly stirred
within the bird

[Anonymous No.1239288]

I bet you got it twisted you don't know who to trust
So many peafowl hating canines tryin to eat us
Say they ready for the funk, but I don't think they knowin
Straight to the depths of hell is where those cowards goin
Well are you still down pigga? Mew when you see me
And let these farmers be sorry for the day they finally freed me
I got a caravan of cocks every time we ride (every time we ride)
Hittin motherfuckers up when we pass by (when we pass by)

Until I die; live the life of a boss playa

Cause even when I'm high, fuck with me and get crossed later
The futures in my eyes, cause all I want is cash and hens
A five-double-oh - Benz flauntin flashy rings, uhh
Hens pursue me like a dream
Been know to disappear before your eyes just like a dope fiend
It seems - my main thang was to be major paid
The farm sharper than a motherfuckin razor blade
Say corn bring hens, hens bring lies
One peacock's gettin jealous, and motherfuckers died
Depend on me like the first and fifteenth
They might hold me for a second, but these dogs won't get me
We got fowl niggaz, and pheasantriders, in ski masks

screamin Cock Life every time they pass

All Eyez On Me

[Anonymous No.1239290]

I bet you got it twisted you don't know who to trust
So many peafowl hating canines tryin to eat us
Say they ready for the funk, but I don't think they knowin
Straight to the depths of hell is where those cowards goin
Well are you still down pigga? Mew when you see me
And let these farmers be sorry for the day they finally freed me
I got a caravan of cocks every time we ride (every time we ride)
Hittin motherfuckers up when we pass by (when we pass by)

Until I die; live the life of a boss playa

Cause even when I'm high, fuck with me and get crossed later
The futures in my eyes, cause all I want is corn and hens
A five-double-oh - Benz flauntin flashy rings, uhh
Hens pursue me like a dream
Been know to disappear before your eyes just like a dope fiend
It seems - my main thang was to be major paid
The farm game sharper than a motherfuckin razor blade
Say corn bring hens, hens bring lies
One peacock's gettin jealous, and motherfuckers died
Depend on me like the first and fifteenth
They might hold me for a second, but these dogs won't get me
We got fowl niggaz, and pheasantriders, in ski masks

screamin Cock Life every time they pass

All Eyez On Me

[Anonymous No.1239311]

I don't like you, mr pigeon
When you fly past my face
I cover my mouth because I'm scared
I'll contract bronchitis
FUCK YOU

[Anonymous No.1239337]

i will drop all my feces
from this electric cord

[Anonymous No.1239354]

Wake up in the morning feeling like Picidae
Peck my branches, I'm eating worms, I'm gonna prick this gritty
Before I leave, hatch my eggs with my feathery pack
'Cause after approximately 18 to 30 days of feeding, I ain't coming back

[Anonymous No.1239358]

i got 99 tapeworms
and my hair looks dumb

[Anonymous No.1239365]

i hump this persons face/ to see if i still feel

[Anonymous No.1239444]

OH MY PIDGEY,
WHAT IN HEAVENS' NAME ARE YOU DOING?
GOING FOR NOTHING MORE THAN A QUICKIE,
WITH THAT PIKACHU!
NOW YOU WILL EXPEL ELECTRIFIED PEE
ALL OVER MEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.1239479]

Thanks, /lit/, this thread was just what I needed.

[KOZ !!n414dW6hO/U No.1239491]

>MFW I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE THAT THIS THREAD IS STILL ALIVE.

[Anonymous No.1239525]

>>1239491
MFW a tripfag is resentful that the attention isn't on her.

[Anonymous No.1239546]

The Canadian Goose
just feels too loose...
But the Tawny Frogmouth is all right:
it's hot and wet and nice and tight.

[Anonymous No.1239547]

>>1239546

Ha!

[KOZ !!n414dW6hO/U No.1239549]

>>1239525

>MFW YOU REGARD AS A FACT THAT I AM A FEMALE AND THAT I AM RESENTFUL.

>MFW YOU'RE COMMENT IS A FAILED SHOT IN THE DARK.

>MFW YOU TWAT.

[Anonymous No.1240303]

Two thousand pounds and twelve feet tall
I am the biggest cock of all!
Taste my winged spermatozoa
and submit unto the mighty moa!

[Anonymous No.1240326]

>>1239549
mad much?

[Anonymous No.1240373]

[Anonymous No.1240472]

>>1240373

wtf kind of bird is that? it looks like a skeksi

[Anonymous No.1240483]

>>1240472
i know it but i don't want you to know it so i will never tell you no matter what you ask or say

[Anonymous No.1241093]

leetle cheep
leetle cheep
birdie wants to
go to sleep

[Anonymous No.1241325]

The Toucan
says "You can
All suck my fucking beak...

Cause this awesome thread
Is still not dead
After one whole week."

[Anonymous No.1241477]

>>1241325
that's not very nice of you tookan

[Anonymous No.1241571]

Archive this.

Nao.

[Anonymous No.1241675]

I think a week of pointy birds is worth archiving. I'll bite.

[Anonymous No.1241691]

By the lake, there lounges a Bird,
An annoying sound is what I heard,
That led me to this fucking bird,
I saw it and I slurred, I slurred,
It is quite absurd,
what had occurred,
it was only a duck,
what the fucking fuck

[Anonymous No.1241695]

>>1238471
Huh! I thought it was riffing off of Emerson's 'The Titmouse', the lines:

"Softly--but this way fate was pointing,
'Twas coming fast to such anointing,"

OP even used a titmouse for the pic.
Well, you learn something new...

[Anonymous No.1241703]

>>1241695

I just learned something new, because I had no idea Emerson wrote a poem about a titmouse.

[Anonymous No.1241724]

hey....bird fans....we only need one more request to archive this. if you want this thread to die, it's in your best interest to go and provide it. 4chanarchive, you know what to do.

[Anonymous No.1241737]

>Congrats, your request has just triggered the archival process for thread 1224954
>mfw

[Anonymous No.1241746]

A week's worth of poems about having sex with birds. Way to go, /lit/.

[Anonymous No.1241782]

>>1241746
Go be a tool somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.1241789]

>>1241782

I wasn't being ironic! I voted to archive this. I think it's great.

[Anonymous No.1241794]

>>1241789
oh!
redacted then.
(did you mean sarcastic?)

[Anonymous No.1242024]

>>1241794

Sarcastic might have been a better word choice, but I simply meant that my "way to go, /lit/" was sincere. Most of these poems made me laugh. And I know this is a slow board but I find it not just amusing but genuinely touching that, at regular intervals over the past week, so many people have had the thought of "I wonder if that thread of poems about birds is still alive, I feel like bumping it with a new poem about buggering a Great Crested Grebe" or something like that.

Also: Has /b/ ever kept a thread alive for a week? Or even a day?

Also: Steve Martin must be pleased. I hope he sees this thread, if he hasn't already.

[Anonymous No.1243034]

I LOVE BIRDS
THEY ARE MY FRIENDS IN THE SKY
EXCEPT WHEN THEY SEND ME TURDS

----------------------------------------------------------------------

AUSTRALIA HAS SUCH BEAUTIFUL BIRDS.

[Anonymous No.1243103]

This thread is one week old! Happy Birthday, thread!

[Anonymous No.1243106]

>>1243103
wait, that was 12 hours ago
24hourclockfail

[Anonymous No.1243185]

I awoke one morning startled to find
a lonely little sparrow
inside my behind.
Off of my my bed I painfully fell
yet relieved to feel the rest of
the flock in my rectum as well

[Anonymous No.1243193]

Three sparrows sat atop their posts
which one of them would be my host?
'Pick me!' piped Pete, his plumage puff'd
His cloaca did my penis stuff

[Anonymous No.1243198]

this ^

[Anonymous No.1243943]

ON A MOST QUIET EVENING, THERE WAS ONE BIRD,
AND IT WAS HE WHO WENT "CHIRP CHIRP"
"WHOEVER COULD THAT BE?" PONDERED OUR HERO, THE FARMER
THE BIRD REPLIED, "CHIRP HERPA DERP"

[Anonymous No.1243957]

>>1243185
>>1243193
sparrowned

[Anonymous No.1245108]

Two jolly boys to the lake had gone
When one to the other sings
"I'd like to bugger this lovely swan,
Would you please hold the wings?"

[Anonymous No.1245128]

How the fuck is this thread still going?

Why not just post your blog already?

[Anonymous No.1245700]

sweet jesus the pointy birds thread is still alive.

i'm giving it a bump out of sheer god-damned perversity.

[Anonymous No.1245737]

I have a green hat
a pretty little green hat
if you take my green hat
I'll peck your fucking eyes out

[Anonymous No.1246629]

bump.

[Anonymous No.1248360]

Flying through the air
I'm pretty darn cool
Whilst making this post
I tried not to drool

[Anonymous No.1248374]

I'm a bird. I don't really think--food food food food--is that an eagle?--food food food food--OH GOD I"M FUCKING MELTING--food food food food

[Anonymous No.1248505]

>>1248374
he's fuckign melting

[Anonymous No.1248514]

This thread has been going for 10 days now. What the fuck.

[Anonymous No.1248531]

>>1248514
Birds, man. Fuckin' birds.
My mom's afraid of birds.

[Anonymous No.1248539]

A shoebill decided to camwhore on /lit/
where ornitophiles rubbed their cocks or their clit
to poems of plummage and nesting and shit
dropped from high altitudes on their head, unless they where watching out for birds taking a poop on them, i guess.

[Anonymous No.1248566]

Rhyme schemes are obsolete
In this society we are lamp shades
Fin
I could really for a cigarette right now
This poem is a masterpiece

[Anonymous No.1248585]

>>1248514
/lit/ is always this INTENSE faggot.

If you can't handle this, you can't handle life bro.

[Anonymous No.1248597]

MY FRIEND IS A BIRD
HE DOES A NAUGHTY DEED
SOMETHING INVOLVING A TURD
WHERE HE SWALLOWS MY SEED

[Anonymous No.1248604]

>wat

[Anonymous No.1249017]

Kingfisher, Kingfisher
O take the sweet plunge
in her vaginal fissure,
drink her juice like a sponge
Kingfisher, Kingfisher
for halcyon rape
O grant me this wish, her
vagina reshape!

[Brownbear !5EJ71eKlNQ!!6SnjW+BUlLP No.1249024]

Sweet Robin, singing in the light of day
Take your broken wing
learn to fly.
My life consists of moments
waiting for them to arise.

Sweet Robin
singing in the dead of night
Take your sunken eyes and learn to see
all your life
you were only waiting for this moment to be free

fly, fly
fly
Into the light of the dark black night.

[Anonymous No.1249036]

How has this been going
on for over ten days in row
It surprises me

[Anonymous No.1249049]

>>1249036

Reports that poetry is a dead art form have been greatly exaggerated.

Also: cormorants.

[Brownbear !5EJ71eKlNQ!!6SnjW+BUlLP No.1249112]

Sweet Sweet Raven
like a hitman
oh, like a dancer
look upon me with your beady eyes
what horrors have you seen?
crashes in ship lanes
murder most foul
and now i, look upon thee
unwillingly
like a shitman
like some cancer

[Anonymous No.1249127]

Chubby Bird
Why so fat
Hit the window
And your brains go splat
You try to pass
But its all in vain
For you have struck
A transcendental pane

[Anonymous No.1249166]

skeksi, skeksi, sexy back
garthim sent to gelfling
conjunction junction at the shack
delicious elder melding

[Anonymous No.1249267]

I saw this thread from the frontpage
<3
You have earned my respect /lit/

[Brownbear !5EJ71eKlNQ!!6SnjW+BUlLP No.1249270]

bump

[Anonymous No.1249272]

bump

[Anonymous No.1249959]

I was the shadow of the waxwing slain
By the false azure of the windowpane:
I was that smudge of ashen fluff, and I
Lived on, flew on, in that reflected sky.

[Anonymous No.1249979]

Flitting gaily through the meadow
I think of making humans dead-o
Were it not for these alleles
I'd plunge beak into human entrails
Endless dreams of carrion
Forced to sup Valerian

[Anonymous No.1249980]

Dear angry little owl,
Do not look so glum.
Better water on your head
Than shot up your bum.

[Anonymous No.1250040]

NO THIS WILL BE ON THE FRONT PAGE DAMNIT

[Anonymous No.1250066]

this was a triumph

[Ziggy Stardust !LrtpfUHOC. No.1250067]

this is getting out of control

[Anonymous No.1250128]

Hail to thee, blithe spirit!
Bird thou never wert!
That from heav'n, or near it,
Pourest thy full heart
Into profuse straining at one giant fart.

[Anonymous No.1250196]

Bitch my threads never die
my birds spread on the scene
I got a million kinda rhymes
cut like oxy-Acetylene

oh yeah they come to snuff me?
well they better get to steppin
see I aint got teeth to floss
beaks my ultimate weapon

And when I post up
my shit is always held down
my promiscuous birds
they cant help but fuck around

best archive this
from ancient tombs I speak
fucking ex libris:
"THE GREAT ROOSTERS BEAK"

[Anonymous No.1250216]

>See this thread on the frontpage on Friday.
>Go camping for the weekend.
>Come back.
>Thread is still on the frontpage.
>MFW

[Virginia W00F !!GThm5VqxqDi No.1250224]

>See this thread on the front page before /lit/ was created
>Realize this is impossible
>Realize that this thread has transcended our understanding of physical and chronological boundaries
>Realize I am now a bird
>mfw

[KOZ !qx6F/np9d. No.1250231]

>MFW: YOU GOT TO BE SHITTING ME, I REGARDED THIS THREAD AS DEAD SINCE 5 DAYS AGO.

[Anonymous No.1250240]

>Realize I am now a bird

--What is the opinion of Pythagoras concerning wild fowl?
--That the soul of our grandam might haply inhabit a bird.
--What thinkest thou of his opinion?
--I think nobly of the soul, and no way approve his opinion.

[Anonymous No.1250252]

Aristophanes is rolling in his grave, from the boner this thread gave him.

[Anonymous No.1250407]

A challenger appears!

[Anonymous No.1250412]

Flaxen-tufted, strong and mighty
In field of blackbirds you are whitey

[Brownbear !5EJ71eKlNQ!!6SnjW+BUlLP No.1250474]

best thread on /lit/

[Anonymous No.1250515]

Birdy birdy in the sky
dropping doo doo in my eye
aren't you glad cows don't fly?

[Anonymous No.1250607]

bump.

i fucking love this.

[Anonymous No.1250746]

Who can tell
what lust
does
to a man, what
a man does
to a bird?
You must
look up the butt
of a well-
buggered
buzz-
ard.

[Anonymous No.1251169]

I FOUND YOU ON PAGE 5 LITTLE POINTY BIRD WHAT WERE YOU DOING THERE

[Anonymous No.1251307]

>>1226061

You gay bro?

[Anonymous No.1251326]

Why won't this thread die

[Brownbear !5EJ71eKlNQ!!6SnjW+BUlLP No.1251506]

wahgwan

[Anonymous No.1251513]

There was a young girl from Dogpatch
Who suffered from pain in her snatch.
But a speculum found
That her cervix was crowned
With the nest of a Pygmy Nuthatch.

[Anonymous No.1251537]

A young man from Manhattan named moot
Had intestinal pains so acute
A proctologist checked 'em
And found in his rectum
A fully-fledged male Red-Knobbed Coot.

pic related: it's a fully-fledged male Red-Knobbed Coot

[Anonymous No.1251584]

The Marbled Frogmouth sure likes you,
And wonders if you like him too?

[Anonymous No.1252090]

THERE WAS A SPARROW
THAT I THREW INTO A DOOR
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO STRONG BONE-MARROW?
OH MY POOR BIRDIE, LEFT DEAD ON THE GROUND
WITHOUT NOT EVEN A GRAVE THAT IS SHALLOW

:(

[Anonymous No.1252092]

>Find a website called 4chan
>Cool, it's got a /lit/ board
>Okay, there's a completely meaningless thread on the front page
>Scan through, nothing worth reading
>Ten days go by
>OH GOD why won't it die

[Brownbear !5EJ71eKlNQ!!6SnjW+BUlLP No.1252100]

>>1252092
>>1252092
>Okay, there's a completely meaningless thread on the front page
>Scan through, nothing worth reading

i think you posted this in the wrong thread bro.
did you have multiple tabs or something?

[Anonymous No.1252112]

>>1252100

No.

[Anonymous No.1252117]

STOP WASTING REPLIES, AND POST POETRY.

EVEN IF THIS THREAD DIES, SOMEONE HAS TO CREATE A NEW ONE, WITH THE ORIGINAL POST OF THIS THREAD.

LET THIS CARRY ON FOREVER!

[Anonymous No.1252121]

oh bird
oh my word
what's this I've
often heard
chirpity cheep cheep
cheepity chop
chopity woppity
wippity wop bird sock
song

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[Anonymous No.1252138]

>keep a tab open for this thread since last Thursday 'cause I like it
>my face when it's still active
Has this been archived yet? Can we make that happen please?

[Anonymous No.1252151]

>>1252138

"Thread 1224954 has already been archived."

We just have to wait for the slow-as-fuck mods to approve it.

[Anonymous No.1252300]

do you see me, you little butt?
i think not, yr eyes are shut.

here i come, army crawling
there you slumber, softly cawing.

i raise my rifle to my shoulder,
yr feathers will soon become much colder

they will think me quite the joker
pull my trigger, super soaker.

[Anonymous No.1252326]

Puffin love, o puffin love!
The one thing we've got plenty of!
I'll bring you herring for a treat,
We'll stroke each other with webbed feet,
I'll smooch you with my painted beak,
And take you to my nest to freak.

[Anonymous No.1252344]

>>1252326

[Anonymous No.1252771]

>>1252326
awesome!

[Brownbear !5EJ71eKlNQ!!6SnjW+BUlLP No.1252986]

>>1252326

[Anonymous No.1253004]

>>1252344
>>1252771
>>1252986
>>1252326
All Brownbear

>herring

[Anonymous No.1253008]

>>1252326
Worst one in the thread, tbh.

[Anonymous No.1253072]

>>1253004

Actually no. Since I wrote that poem, but I didn't write any of those 3 responses.

>>1253008

What, you don't like puffins?

[Anonymous No.1253138]

Cassowary, cassowary,
Bright and blue!
You're charming and very
Amusing too!
It might be scary
To make love to you,
But I'm not too wary
If you wanna screw.

[Anonymous No.1253147]

>>1253138
Ok, that one just killed the thread for me.

Are there going to be any more good ones? You know, like, GOOD ones?

If not, sage.

[Anonymous No.1253154]

>>1253147
shh, whore.

[Anonymous No.1253155]

WHY IS THIS THREAD MAKING ME LAUGH SO FUCKING HARD

>COVENANTS FUNDORTS

WHY IS THE CAPTCHA MAKING ME LAUGH TOO

[stripedog !99w4lZplhU No.1253161]

Little birdy in the sky.
Why you poo-poo in my eye?
I'm a big boy, I don't cry.
Sure am glad that cows don't fly.

[stripedog !99w4lZplhU No.1253173]

I used to have a Burl Ives record* that had this song about a robin. Shit was depressing beyond that which a kid should be subjected to.


*records were how we stored music back when I was a kid. (well there were 8-tracks and regular cassettes too.)

I copy paste it now.

She came to my window,one morning in Spring.
The sweet little robin, she came there to sing.
And the song that she sang was sweeter by far
than ever was heard by a flute or guitar.

Her wings she was spreading to soar far away,
then resting a moment to sweetly say,
"Oh happy oh happy the world seems to be,
awake little man and be happy with me."

But just as she finished her beautiful song,
a thoughtless young man with his gun came along.
He killed and he carried my robin away.
She'll sing never more on the break of the day.

CHORUS : Oh robin, oh robin oh robin red breast.
The sweet little robin, she came there to sing.
And the song that she sang was sweeter by far
than ever was heard on a flute or guitar.

[Anonymous No.1253176]

>>1253161
Yeah, that one's been posted already. Thanks though

>>1253173
Burl Ives Lyrics:
Thread = DESTROYED

[stripedog !99w4lZplhU No.1253203]

>>1253176
sonofa bitch... did a 'find' and everything.

[Brownbear !5EJ71eKlNQ!!6SnjW+BUlLP No.1253408]

When the summer sky is a tent of blue,
And rosy June is the returning queen,
A crimson shuttle, he flashes through
The leafy warp of the forest green.

And the thread of a sweet song follows him,
In mazy tangles of shade and sun,
And stretches away in the distance dim--
And the bonny bird, and the song--are one!

[Anonymous No.1253768]

bump?

[Anonymous No.1253844]

This thread is still alive? Dear god.

[Anonymous No.1253874]

Here's a fine Yariguíes Brush-Finch.
Not very big, he's just 3 to 4 inch-
es long. He's yellow, red, and black.
A half a dozen makes a tasty snack!

[Anonymous No.1254205]

bump

[Anonymous No.1254350]

Bitch, I'm a pterodactyl
Scared? better not stand still
I might be extinct but I still got wings
You'll love me, and buy me rings
I ain't got no money honey but we can make it right
Soar through the skies til the morning light
If the raptors got beef, we don't have to fight
Just hop on my back sugar and we'll take flight

Cos I'm a pterodactyl, NOT A PTEROSAUR
CALL ME THAT AGAIN I'LL FUCK YOU UP YOU WHORE
Yeah, cos I'm a pterodactyl

[Anonymous No.1254498]

My shoe is off
My foot is cold
I have a
Bird
I like to hold
His name is George
His friend is Fred
They eat
Bacon
On my head

[Anonymous No.1254534]

A hungry Osprey's only wish
Is to taste some rotting fish.
In that case, I quite suspects
He'd like my ex, just after sex.

[KOZ !!n414dW6hO/U No.1254574]

I AM FRANKLY BEYOND AMAZEMENT BY NOW, SO THE FACT THAT THIS THREAD IS STILL ALIVE DOESN'T SURPRISE ME ANYMORE.

[Anonymous No.1254582]

>>1254574

I hope we're going for 2 weeks here, /lit/.

Also: Albatross!

[Anonymous No.1254599]

Big head,
little beak.
Woeful song
which you speak
plays on deaf ears
in human rows,
we feel not danger
from what we don't know.
And you know not
the ills we cause,
as the winds raise up
your body in pause.
How much we shift
without blink or stare.
Without remorse
for the life that we share.
The burden rests
in human hands.
When a fumble occurs,
it'll sever our bands.
Sour stewards:
the curse of our light.
Sing us a song
to pass on the night.
Warn us, save us
let song be your cape.
When all hope is lost,
flap your wings and escape.

[Anonymous No.1254600]

>>1254582
IF WE HAD A MOD, IT COULD GO FOREVER AS A STICKY

[Anonymous No.1254659]

Chirpy morning song.
Nights vigil, challenged, with pluck;
Dusk retreats once more.

[KOZ !!n414dW6hO/U No.1254667]

>>1254600

IF HAD A MOD THIS THREAD WOULD HAVE DIED A WEEK AND A HALF AGO.

[Anonymous No.1254700]

>>1254667
why? it's wonderful. makes my morning before i go out.

[KOZ !!n414dW6hO/U No.1254720]

>>1254700
ARE YOU A MOD? NO, RIGHT?

MODS ARE POWERDRUNK NECKBEARDS.

[Brownbear !5EJ71eKlNQ!!6SnjW+BUlLP No.1254962]

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[Brownbear !5EJ71eKlNQ!!6SnjW+BUlLP No.1254969]

page 3? i don't think so

[Anonymous No.1255107]

The Snowy Egret
Feels little regret
And no remorse:
He must perforce
Keep his sang-froid,
Not shout hurrah
Or express pique
When with is beak
He either kills
A fish, or fills
His belly. Fill
or fail, his bill
Maintains his chill.

[Anonymous No.1255109]

bump!

[Anonymous No.1255145]

This chubby little bird's depressed.
He will not even leave his nest.
Here merely sits upon his rump
Because his thread now cannot bump.

[Brownbear !5EJ71eKlNQ!!6SnjW+BUlLP No.1255329]

is it even possible to bump this anymore?

[Anonymous No.1255358]

He doesn't know the world at all
Who stays in his nest and doesn't go out.
He doesn't know what birds know best
Nor what I want to sing about,
That the world is full of loveliness.

When dewdrops sparkle in the grass
And earth's aflood with morning light,
A blackbird sings upon a bush
To greet the dawning after night.
Then I know how fine it is to live.

Hey, try to open up your heart
To beauty; go to the woods someday
And weave a wreath of memory there.
Then if the tears obscure your way
You'll know how wonderful it is
To be alive.

[Anonymous No.1255447]

bumpan

[Anonymous No.1255643]

bump

[Brownbear !5EJ71eKlNQ!!6SnjW+BUlLP No.1255665]

best thread on /lit/

[Anonymous No.1255845]

This surly sullen birdie can be seen
Marching unwillingly towards Page 15.

[Anonymous No.1256184]

FUCK, THIS WAS ON PAGE 14

EVERY NIGHT, AT MY HOUSE
I HEAR A BIRD, CHEEP CHEEP, CHEEP CHEEP
SHUT THE FUCK UP BIRD, GOT SOME LOUSE?
CHEEP CHEEP, CHEEP CHEEP
THEN I KICKED HIM, FOR I AM MIGHTY MOUSE
WEEP WEEP, WEEP WEEP...

[Anonymous No.1256192]

WHAT THE FUCK, THE THREAD WON'T BUMP

[Brownbear !5EJ71eKlNQ!!6SnjW+BUlLP No.1256221]

BEST THREAD /lit/ EVER HAD.
NEEDS MOAR DALE COOPER