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Anonymous Mon Dec 17 17:51:11 2018 No.12244414 [Reply] [Original]

Is he the only big dick nigga left in philosophy right now (along with Zizek)?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 17 17:53:25 2018 No.12244422 >>12244414 Searle is still alive

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 17 17:53:49 2018 No.12244423 >>12244414 Greg Johnson's latest is way more big dick energy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 17 17:55:48 2018 No.12244431 >>12244414 >Object Oriented Philosophy (OOP) More like Philosophy, Object Oriented (POO) lololololololololo

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 17 17:56:27 2018 No.12244435 File: 229 KB, 400x605, tumblr_mcj10tDfDO1qcu0j0o1_500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12244414 It doesn't matter, you cannot reach his dick in itself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 17 17:58:38 2018 No.12244444 File: 1.47 MB, 300x225, 1393792826673.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12244431

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 17 17:59:33 2018 No.12244447 File: 66 KB, 604x453, harman_and_latour.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12244431 you're just jelly of that OOO-clout nigger

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 17 17:59:41 2018 No.12244449 dick withdraws

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 17 18:01:48 2018 No.12244460 >>12244422 he must be on the big dick list

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 17 18:02:51 2018 No.12244471 within 10 years OOO will be an utter joke and anyone who wasted their time on it will be mocked

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 17 18:03:59 2018 No.12244480 File: 20 KB, 406x600, 21955583z.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12244449 dick breaks

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 17 18:08:01 2018 No.12244506 File: 20 KB, 400x400, 1375868591343.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12244471 big if true, his dick that is

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 17 18:09:27 2018 No.12244517 File: 1.37 MB, 264x264, 1536915867133.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12244447 I'm certainly not jelly of that hairline, dress sense, or posture.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 17 18:48:42 2018 No.12244700 File: 40 KB, 750x499, 808588-_z8b2419derawdiv-008jpg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 17 18:49:44 2018 No.12244702 File: 193 KB, 650x433, photo_28580_landscape_650x433.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 17 18:52:00 2018 No.12244713 How big were the following philosopher's dicks? >Plato >Aristotle >Plotinus >Hume >Kant >Hegel >Schopenhauer >Nietzsche >Guénon >Evola >Deleuze

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 17 18:55:12 2018 No.12244732 >>12244447 based

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 17 18:57:01 2018 No.12244744 >>12244713 >Plato Easily 10 plus >Aristotle 4 inches >Plotinus 5 >Hume 8 >Kant 2 >Hegel 7 >Schopenhauer 8 >Nietzsche -3 >Guénon 4 >Evola 1 >Deleuze 7.5

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 17 18:57:33 2018 No.12244749 >>12244700 Didn't know Maoism had an Uncle Sam equivalent.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 17 18:58:23 2018 No.12244757 >>12244744 Should a philosopher be judged by the size of their dick?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 17 18:59:32 2018 No.12244763 >>12244700 >>12244702 Not sensing the big dick energy

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 17 19:00:22 2018 No.12244769 >>12244713 kant was either 2 or 8 maybe both (a grower)

Anonymous Mon Dec 17 19:00:34 2018 No.12244770

>>12244713
>Plato
big and thick
>Aristotle
small
>Plotinus
medium sized
>Hume
disgustingly huge, can't even get fully hard
>Kant
tiny
>Hegel
big
>Schopenhauer
medium sized, but seasoned in battle
>Nietzsche
slightly below average
>Guénon
hodor sized
>Evola
small but huge nutsack
>Deleuze
medium sized dick

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 17 19:01:46 2018 No.12244778 File: 28 KB, 300x300, kripke-saul-image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BIG DICK IN ALL POSSIBLE WORLDS

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 17 19:04:33 2018 No.12244794 >>12244778 God I hate possible worlds.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 17 19:07:27 2018 No.12244813 File: 142 KB, 642x750, SPL-JORDAN-PETERSON-01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12244414 uhm no

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 17 19:07:46 2018 No.12244815 >>12244414 Nick Land has a large dick

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 17 19:12:21 2018 No.12244830 File: 211 KB, 900x372, bigdicksonly.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12244763 >he missed the big dick meme trilogy

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 17 19:13:58 2018 No.12244834 >>12244830 > cries when a liberal journalist asks him if he's a fascist such big dick energy

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 17 19:16:54 2018 No.12244844 >>12244813 Damn, Peterson's wife would've even been prettier if she had his face.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 17 19:27:47 2018 No.12244877 >>12244414 Zizek was a meme, can't we all just admit it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 17 19:28:24 2018 No.12244880 File: 125 KB, 642x750, 1545091647877.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12244813 >>12244844

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 17 19:37:29 2018 No.12244915 File: 1.90 MB, 3051x2154, IMG_20181217_163522__01__01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12244877 Zizek is a legit big dick

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 17 19:46:25 2018 No.12244963 File: 67 KB, 500x500, 1542749086606.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12244444 Those diggits doe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 17 19:50:08 2018 No.12244982 >>12244414 Probably the biggest pseud on the planet. And I'm not saying this because the guy who stole my oneitis is a grad student studying OOO. No. That's not why at all.

Anonymous Mon Dec 17 20:02:57 2018 No.12245056

>>12244713
>Plato
big and veiny, never used however.
>Aristotle
5 inches
>Plotinus
5 inches
>Hume
average in length but extremely girth.
>Kant
under 4 inches
>Hegel
6-7 inches
>Schopenhauer
5-6 inches
>Nietzsche
4-5 inches
>Guénon
5-6 inches
>Evola
4.5 inches
>Deleuze
6-7 inches

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 17 20:03:59 2018 No.12245059 >>12244778 Possible worlds is david lewis dummy

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 17 21:20:16 2018 No.12245399 >>12244880 I'd clean her room if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 17 22:15:32 2018 No.12245695 File: 712 KB, 546x876, sloterdijk pointing.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12244834

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 17 22:17:15 2018 No.12245702 >>12244744 >>12244770 >>12245056 how big is nick land's penis

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 17 22:23:56 2018 No.12245728 >>12245702 nick land doesn't have human genitalia

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 17 22:27:45 2018 No.12245750 >>12245059 They both discuss possible worlds at length. Lewis is a modal realist, whereas Kripke might be described as a modal instrumentalist. E.g. Kripke discusses possible worlds in Naming and Necessity.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 17 22:30:11 2018 No.12245766 File: 308 KB, 1800x1200, flyer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12245056 How big is my cock?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 17 22:32:44 2018 No.12245781 >>12244414 >thread about dicks is currently the most successful one on the board /lit/ really is nothing more than a bunch of faggots.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 17 22:38:10 2018 No.12245810 File: 116 KB, 759x862, 1504761612923.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12245781 Put that in your mouth and write about it

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 18 05:36:43 2018 No.12247301 >>12244813 Why is his wife so ugly, he's not that bad looking, like what the fuck, how did this happen, I feel all strange, like I'm falling, is this the blackpill?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 18 05:52:05 2018 No.12247351 >>12245702 It shriveled when he got off the drugs and was exposed to the pollution of Beijing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 18 06:12:37 2018 No.12247394 >>12247301 Maybe she wasn't as ugly when they were young or maybe she just has that good of a personality (doubt it) or maybe Jordan was so insecure that he just married the first girl interested in him.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 18 07:16:24 2018 No.12247571 >>12247394 >or maybe Jordan was so insecure that he just married the first girl interested in him. From his story of how they got together, it's this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 18 07:29:54 2018 No.12247604 >>12247351 Shanghai, what you want to say

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 18 08:44:32 2018 No.12247799 >>12244744 Schopenhauer seems he'd be packing a monster, bigger than Plato even.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 18 08:59:37 2018 No.12247836 >>12244757 Once all pursuit of logic has been rightly abandoned as futile, meaningless, and a big ol waste o time, what else is there?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 18 14:43:59 2018 No.12249311 >>12244744 >>12244770 >>12245056 How did you arrive to these conclusions?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 18 14:47:46 2018 No.12249328 >Plato solid 5 >Aristotle 5.5 >Plotinus 5 >Hume 5 >Kant 6 >Hegel 6 >Schopenhauer 6 >Nietzsche 5 >Guénon 5- 5 >Evola 4 >Deleuze 8

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 18 14:55:00 2018 No.12249370 >>12244414 Negarestani

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 18 15:19:46 2018 No.12249493 >>12249370 What did you just call me?

Anonymous Tue Dec 18 15:23:30 2018 No.12249513

>>12244414
>The “speculative realist movement” exists only in the imaginations of a group of bloggers promoting an agenda for which I have no sympathy whatsoever: actor-network theory spiced with pan-psychist metaphysics and morsels of process philosophy. I don’t believe the internet is an appropriate medium for serious philosophical debate; nor do I believe it is acceptable to try to concoct a philosophical movement online by using blogs to exploit the misguided enthusiasm of impressionable graduate students. I agree with Deleuze’s remark that ultimately the most basic task of philosophy is to impede stupidity, so I see little philosophical merit in a ‘movement’ whose most signal achievement thus far is to have generated an online orgy of stupidity.
>The less said about Harman, Bryant and their witless cronies the better. I won’t attempt to disguise my contempt for them.
chad brassier on virgin harman

Anonymous Tue Dec 18 15:40:53 2018 No.12249609
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>>12244778
DOES IT STRIKE YOU THAT MY DICK IS BIG? WELL GUESS WHAT, I NAMED IT MR BIG DICK JOHNSON SO IT'S RIGID IN ALL POSSIBLE WORLDS. IF IT'S NOT BIG DICK JOHNSON, THEN IT SEEMS TO ME THAT IT'S NECESSARILY LACKING THE IDENTITY OF BEING MY MASSIVE SHLONG. STICK THAT IN YOUR PROOF AND SUCK IT.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 19 06:32:57 2018 No.12250850 Speculative Realism certainly breathed new life in continental philosophy but there is loads of stupid shit in it. Iain Hamilton Grant seems more well rounded in the philosophical tradition than Harman imo,

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 19 12:52:16 2018 No.12252092 >>12249609 RIGID

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 19 13:04:29 2018 No.12252139 >>12249328 What kind of autism is this

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 19 13:30:40 2018 No.12252259 >>12252139 the severe kind

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 19 16:18:54 2018 No.12253135 >>12244414 no. even among Harmans he at best a distant third

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 19 16:21:06 2018 No.12253150 File: 13 KB, 220x259, 220px-JuergenHabermas_retouched[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"I'm not dead yet guise"

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 19 20:07:42 2018 No.12254272 >>12244414 But There is plenty of philosophers who are still alive. Dennet and Churchland, Searle and Newell, Schwitzgebel and Kim, Chalmers and Nagel, Piccini and Fodor ( madman faked his own death, i've seen him in brooklyn).

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 19 23:22:11 2018 No.12255299 >>12244414 >object >oriented >ontology Niether an object, nor oriented, nor an ontology

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 20 03:54:07 2018 No.12256328 For any Spanish speakers around, Antonio Escohotado is still alive and kicking https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2zG92yal8A

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