Hmmm

[Anonymous No.12232038]

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from tha stairhead, bearin a funky-ass bowl of lather on which a mirror n' a razor lay crossed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! A yellow dressinggown, ungirdled, was sustained gently behind his ass on tha mild mornin air yo. Dude held tha bowl aloft n' intoned:

-Introibo ad altare Dei.

Halted, he peered down tha dark windin stairs n' called up coarsely:

-Come up, Kinch! Come up, you fearful jesuit!

Solemnly his schmoooove ass came forward n' mounted tha round gunrest yo. Dude faced bout n' pimped gravely thrice tha tower, tha surroundin land n' tha awakin mountains. Then, catchin sight of Stephen Dedalus, his thugged-out lil' punk-ass bent towardz his ass n' made rapid crosses up in tha air, gurglin up in his cold-ass throat n' bobbin his head. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Stephen Dedalus, displeased n' chilly, leaned his thugged-out arms on tha top of tha staircase n' looked coldly all up in tha bobbin gurglin grill dat pimped him, equine up in its length, n' all up in tha light untonsured hair, grained n' hued like pale oak.

Buck Mulligan peeped a instant under tha mirror n' then covered tha bowl smartly.

-Back ta barracks muthafucka! da perved-out muthafucka holla'd sternly.

Dude added up in a preacher’s tone:

-For this, O dearly beloved, is tha genuine Christine: body n' ass n' blood n' ouns. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Slow music,. Biiiatch please.Shut yo' eyes, gents, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. One moment fo' realz. A lil shiznit bout dem white corpuscles. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Silence, all.

[Anonymous No.12232086]

>>12232038
Very nice, I chuckled heartily.

[Anonymous No.12232159]

I've never read Finnegan's Wake but is that what this is?

[Anonymous No.12232330]

>>12232159
It's the opening to Gravity's Jest

[Anonymous No.12232339]

>>12232038
Very well niggerised my friend.

[Anonymous No.12232357]

>>12232330
Nah Its got to be Infinite Rainbow by that LGBT fellow. What was his name? oh yeah, Dostoevsky.

[Anonymous No.12232377]

>>12232038
Hahaha his thugged out little punk ass LMAO

[Anonymous No.12232401]

Snow-Balls have flown they Arcs, starr'd tha Sidez of Outbuildings, az of Cousins, carried Hats away tha fuck into tha brisk Wind off Delaware,-- tha Sledz is brought up in n' they Runners carefully dried n' greased, Nikes deposited up in tha back Hall, a stocking'd-foot Descent made upon tha pimped out Kitchen, up in a purposeful Dither since Morning, punctuated by tha ringin Lidz of Boilaz n' Stewing-Pots, fragrant wit Pie-Spices, peel'd Fruits, Suet, heated Sugar,-- tha Children, havin all upon tha Fly, among rhythmic slapz of Batta n' Spoon, coax'd n' jacked what tha fuck they might, proceed, as upon each afternoon all dis snowy December, ta a cold-ass lil laid back Room all up in tha rear of tha House, muthafuckin years since given over ta they carefree Assaults."

[Anonymous No.12232431]

>>12232401
One summer afternoon Mrs. Oedipa Maas came home from a Tupperware jam whose hostess had put like too much kirsch up in tha fondue ta find dat she, Oedipa, had been named executor, or her big-ass booty supposed executrix, of tha estate of one Pierce Inverarity, a California real estate mogul whoz ass had once lost two mazillion dollars up in his spare time but still had assets a shitload of n' tangled enough ta make tha thang of sortin all dat shiznit up mo' than honorary. Oedipa stood up in tha livin room, stared at by tha greenish dead eye of tha TV tube, was rappin tha name of God, tried ta feel as faded as possible. But dis did not work. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch thought of a hotel room up in Mazatlan whose door had just been slammed, it seemed forever, wakin up two hundred birdz down up in tha lobby; a sunrise over tha library slope at Cornell Universitizzle dat no muthafucka up on it had peeped cuz tha slope faces westside; a thugged-out dry, disconsolate tune from tha fourth movement of tha Bartok Concerto fo' Orchestra; a whitewashed bust of Jay Gould dat Pierce kept over tha bed on a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass shelf so narrow fo' it she'd always had tha hoverin fear it would somedizzle topple on dem wild-ass muthafuckas. Was dat how tha fuck he'd died, dat biiiiatch wondered, among dreams, crushed by tha only icon up in tha house, biatch? That only made her laugh, up bangin n' helpless: Yo ass is so sick, Oedipa, dat dunkadelic hoe holla'd at her muthafuckin ass, or tha room, which knew.

[Anonymous No.12232448]

>>12232038
blak pepl funy!!! x_)D: me speek likle blok person.. so funy. . it smart ting but in blak ppl word... LOL :) anoter funy

[Anonymous No.12232503]

>>12232448
t. black person

[Anonymous No.12232628]

rivarun, thar past Shaniquéeve and DeAdam's, from skkrrrt of sho' 2 bend of Sactown, brangz us by a shitta negus of cummin bak 2 KFC n Crenshaw
Lil Trizzy, pimp daddy, fr'ova da spillway, had hardcore cum bak from da Northside of da ratchet penis of Lil Wiggatown to pop his peniscap in a nigga's-ass-turfwarr: n his Unkle Tom's crack rocks ain't overdid theyselves by the stream Ugabuga to Dade County's guccis while they dun gone doublin they shiz all da tyme: & they ain't talk from no fiya yallz'd nig nig to skrt skrt thot de'la'patrice: ain't yet, doe a lil bit after, a lil nigglet-ass done finish a wypipo ol' banka: nuh uh, tho it'z fine wiv sum hennessy, wuz sum thotties thicc wid 2 nigganiggas. Po out a 40 oz of ol nigga's cookd up by Jhermaine or DeShaun by hoodlite n dam 2 da fat booty wuz seen stretchmarkz on da bitch's blacked cumface.
Da twerk (badonkadonkadonkrunkonkbrontonnaooogabugadonkadimdamflimflamskkkrrrrtbraapbappowskrrrtnigga!) of a furst flat becky be spitted urly in da fuckpad & later on look down on me thru all wypipo structural racism. Da bigg twurk of da booty mean rite about now da sskkkkrrrt of Finnigga, 1st strait nigga, dat da deadass of nigga headass soon as sendz a lil smart-ass nigga 2 da westside lookin fo sum yeezys: n dey bigharddickscurvinlikeprinceyashua be knockin up whitey's bitch in da parrk whar latina thotties been thottin to sum traptotune fo sum boniniggy

[Anonymous No.12233358]

>>12232357
cringe

[Anonymous No.12233377]

>>12232038
Rewrite the whole thing

[Anonymous No.12233555]

>>12232357
actual reddit post