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12220140 No.12220140 [Reply] [Original]

>ruby dhal
I thought this was parody at first but it's an actual person what the fuck
how is there more than one of these bitches

>> No.12220157

>retarded thots larping as writers

>> No.12220169
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12220169

good girls rise up

>> No.12220178
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12220178

she literally writes the same poems, too

>> No.12220180

>>12220140
>>12220169
isnt this like borderline plagiarism lel

>> No.12220194

>>12220180
We should spoof it. We could call the compilation Deep Thots - or, perhaps, Deep in Thot.

>> No.12220210

>>12220140
>Manlets BTFO

>> No.12220212

better than rupi tbqhf

>> No.12220233

>>12220140
>>12220169
>>12220178
I smell a lawsuit with a side of curry and rape allegations.

>> No.12220240

>>12220157
>retarded thots buying other retarded thots’ word vomit

>> No.12220319

>>12220180
Rupi is accused of plagiarism herself.

>> No.12220422

>>12220240
I eat dicks
Because I like the way
they taste

-don't judge me


Ruby Dhal

>> No.12220463

>>12220140
Dumb thots that buy this shit can't even tell the difference, I bet you could make bank on writing just by having a vaguely Indian sounding name and shitting useless platitudes onto a page.
This is going to be my pseudonym once I've discarded the last of my dignity.
>Roopi Poopy

>> No.12220469

>>12220194
Man, I hate that I found this funny. Because I have no ill-will towards these girls, assuming their art is sincere and not being made to make profit, by pandering to a demographic of girls out there who will buy such things. Assuming that not the case, let these writers express themselves as they wish, regardless of whether the efforts are amateur or not. But your joke, sadly, was quite funny. No offence to them, though.

>> No.12220488

>>12220469
>assuming their art is sincere and not being made to make profit
Sincere in a sense they're completely base, they have no pretense to any thoughts because thots don't think.

>> No.12220515

>>12220488
What should they be thinking?
What would be a good quote?
Can quotes be of any good?

>> No.12220521

>>12220488
Thotless - The Idiot's Guide to Being an Incel

>> No.12220526

>>12220521
Kek, okay that was pretty good.

>> No.12220533

>>12220515
Oh, my God
Did you see what
she was wearing?
She totally stole my style.

-I hate her so much
Ruby Dhal

>> No.12220553

>>12220533
After googling it, I feel that might just be a quote that you made up, but tell me even if that was a quote of her, what would be wrong with expressing that?

>> No.12220555

>>12220140
this must surely be a pisstake
in the uk ruby is slang for curry (rhyming slang- ruby murray = curry)
dhal is a curry made from lentils

>> No.12220561

>>12220555
What fucked up bong accent do you have that ruby rhymes with murray? And the lentils are called dal you inbred mongrel

>> No.12220569

>>12220533
Oh I feel I misunderstood you, you mean that would be a good quote... right?

>> No.12220574

>>12220561
Not that guy, but do Americans actually pronounce 'Murray' "Mur-ray" and not "Mur-ree"?

>> No.12220576

>>12220561
murray rhymes with curry (blame potatoes, not bongs)
>there's only one romanization

>> No.12220580

>>12220169
That’s a pun not a poem

>> No.12220582

>>12220561
murray rhymes with curry in pretty much any native english speaking accent
e.g. andy murray, bill murray, al murray
if you're a native poolander you might pronounce it "korai" in whatever barbarous language you use i suppose

dhal is both the lentils and the dish made from it. nobody says "dhal curry" etc

>> No.12220585

>>12220561
>being this American

>> No.12220622
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>>12220140
Someone should take quotes from Seinfeld and turn them into instapoems.

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>>12220212

>> No.12220690
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12220690

>ruby dhal
>red doll

>> No.12220706
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>>12220690
FUCK I'M SO LONELY AND HORNY AAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.12220715

>>12220706
I could kiss you if you like.

>> No.12220721

We should erase Instagram from the face of the Earth and make sterilisation compulsory for anyone who uses it actively.

>> No.12220727

>>12220194
>Deep in Thot
this title is so good it makes me want to see this happen

>> No.12220783

>>12220140
wtf i thought this was rupi kaur.. even the name is similar

>> No.12220794

at least the art is better than rupi's

>> No.12220886

>>12220706
Same. Can anyone recommend any literature about how women cannot understand/comprehend/identify with true loneliness?

>> No.12220966

>>12220569
I hate it when guys
correct me when I say
something wrong.
Why can't they ever
listen?

- I just want to be understood


Ruby Dhal

>> No.12220973

Question: why can't we simply genocide all females?

>> No.12220989

>>12220973
I have bitched and moaned about broads on here as much as anyone else - and even I still want to sink in the pink. Extermination is even worse than dealing with them.

>> No.12221133
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12221133

>>12220794
No matter how bad
you feel things are,
there is always a way
out.

Even when there is no hope.

-There is always the rope.


Ruby Dhal

>> No.12221149

>>12220169
why would
anyone type

- like this

Anon

>> No.12221153

>>12221133
I like it. Unironically

>> No.12221161

>>12220727
Take it from me - I know.
If you let a guy
finger you at a bus stop
he'll probably
do something embarrassing when
you introduce him to your parents.

-God he's so hot I can't help myself.

Ruby Dhal

>> No.12221179

>>12221153
And one day
She spilled the spaghetti so hard
that even though she thought
she still had things to say -
she had no voice.

- The spaghetti was all that ever really was.


Ruby Dhal

>> No.12221243

>>12221149
True love is
when you are angry at him
and you don't
even know why.


Ruby Dahl

>> No.12221247

I looked up "Ruby Dhal" on YouTube and it's a bunch of curry recipes.

>> No.12221262

>>12221247
Indifference.
Seeing him with her
and pretending to feel
nothing

- But still writing a poem about if afterwards.

Ruby Dhal

>> No.12221270

>>12220140
This is why she'll be alone when she's 50

>> No.12221276

>>12220178
Sometimes,
no matter how much I wipe
I feel like I have a grain of sand
stuck in my butthole

-Life is suffering

Ruby Dhal

>> No.12221279

Hit or miss
I guess they never miss

-huh

Ruby Dhal

>> No.12221284

Somedays
I sit on the toilet
Fingering my prostate
And wiping my arse

-simultaneously

Ruby Dhal

>> No.12221292

>>12220488
He always called me stupid
and he would make
a knocking coconut sound
when he thumped me on
my head.
He told me my head was empty.
The joke is on him because
my heart isn't.

- I miss him so much

Ruby Dhal

>> No.12221295

My love
Put his lips to
My ears
And he whispered

-how about tree fiddy

Loch Ness Monster

>> No.12221322

Niggas iffy uh
Blicky got the stiffy uh
Got the blicky uh
Drum it holds 50 uh

-Scum Gang

Ruby Dhal

>> No.12221324

>>12221295
Crying in my bed
I grabbed at myself in anger
the Moon barely peeking through
a gap in the curtain.
When I was done
the room was full of my heat
and my smell,
and in the Moonlight I could see
that I had

- A handful of stars

Ruby Dhal

>> No.12221475

>>12220140
This has to be an elaborate Kaur parody. Nobody would conciciously select th pe pen name Ruby Dahl and write identically vapid, meaningless thot poetry otherwise.

>> No.12221516

>>12220233
>Implying anyone who's not south asian would touch a south asian woman to begin with
They look fucking weird.

>> No.12221871
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>>12220140
It's almost like she's trying to plagiarize other people's ideas, but she can't really remember what the ideas were.

>> No.12221913

>>12221516
indians tend to be prettier than like south-east asians though, right?

>> No.12221935
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>>12221913
The higher caste ones. I did know one qt chocolate girl but that's more the exception than the rule.

>> No.12222020

>ywn squat down and take a shit with a curry princess together, her back against yours, ass cheeks in contact with each other, letting out a giant turd in unison and reading an instant poem thereafter as we enjoy the bliss of faecal release

>> No.12222033

>>12221935
The girl in your pic still looks fucking weird in my opinion. I am not remotely attracted to Indian women.

>> No.12222197

>>12221935
I have news for you: that was not chocolate.

>> No.12222263

>>12220319
It's pretty much Rod McKuen for Millennial thots.

>> No.12222269

>>12222033
Agreed. Even the best looking South Asian women aren't attractive enough for a European man.

>> No.12222282

>>12222263
McKuen is too linear and analytical to be a good comparison.

>> No.12222300

>>12222197
The pic was one of the higher caste ones. I knew one dark skinned girl who was cute, but she's obviously not the actress in the pic.

>> No.12222301

>>12222269
Don't waste
your time on people
who fail to see that you
are a commodity
and nothing less.

Ruby Dhal

>> No.12222321

>>12222300
>I have news for you: that was not chocolate.
I autistically changed the word "is" in my post to "was" hoping to draw a distinction between the girl that you referenced in text in the past versus the girl that you referenced in the present in the pic. Apparently, I still permitted a permutation.

>> No.12222343

>>12222300
We all need to remember
that no matter how hard we fall for a guy,
that if it were not
for us
that he would be living in
a cabin next to
a pond
eating beans.

Ruby Dhal

>> No.12222404

>>12222020
I was having
so much fun
on this thread
with all of you
until I remembered that
none of you are real -
that you all disappear when
I turn off the computer.
This makes me smile.


-I am a goddess.


Ruby Dhal

>> No.12223654

>>12222301
this one is pretty funny

>> No.12223807

Please give me attention
God I'm so lonely
I wish that I had real friends
But I spend all my time

- on Instagram

Ruby Dhal

>> No.12223866

>>12223807
I wish she would come here and trip. I love to watch the orbiters.

I loved you so much that,
even though you
intentionally hurt me,
I grew so much from the experience -
I cannot help but thank you, and
hope that you grew from
the time we shared together also.

-Always growing

Ruby Dhal

>> No.12223874

>>12222263
At least McKuen came up with some good tunes

>> No.12224583

>>12223874
If you are only meeting guys
on Instagram
then you are probably not
getting
enough strange.

-Always looking for the strange.

Ruby Dhal

>> No.12224601

l
m
a
o

>> No.12224615

>>12220561
You're confused, MURRAY rhymes with curry. It's rhyming slang, look it up.

>> No.12224617

>>12221292
haha

>> No.12224620

>>12224615
Not to Amerifags. A lot of minor pronunciations get shifted between Britain and here.
t. Amerifag

>> No.12224754

>>12224617
There is no highest acceptable number of
loves one should experience.
There is no such thing
as a thot.
We are only loves searching
for a vessel.

-Always searching.

Ruby Dhal

>> No.12224791

>>12220194
That's not a bad idea. Like the /lit/ books, but exclusively a poetry collection.

>> No.12224818

>>12220140
>how?
Because Rupi Kaur is successful and people want to emulate success.

>> No.12224835

>>12224620
I don't know what part of the US you hail from, but Murray is pronounced like Mer(as in Mermaid)-ee(as in Eve) here.

>> No.12224846

>>12224791
already been done, see cream and sugar

>> No.12224874
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>> No.12224877

>>12224846
Oh yeah. Forgot about that.

>> No.12224940

>>12220622
>Maybe
>This will become
>like a cool thing
>.
>.
> -living with your parents
>Rupee Scupee

>> No.12224953

>>12224835
OK - SW here. US is, of course, a big place.

>> No.12225011

>>12224953
>SW
aahh that makes sense.
LA here.

>> No.12226035

Sneed's
Feed and Seed

- Formerly Chuck's

>> No.12226149

>>12221324
Good job.

>> No.12226665

>>12224846
>go on /lit/
>see a bunch of shit
>see spoof thread
>don't feel the vibe
>it's not really moving
>go on with day
>year later see another thread with vapid cunt poetry
>meme the shit out of it
>have good time
>some nigger says "already been done"
>puts period on it by saying "see cream and sugar"
>pool's closed.jpg
Well, I missed the last one - and besides, this vapid cunt has a slightly different vibe than the previous one. It was really easy to get on her track.

>> No.12226731

>>12220140
>>12220169
>>12220178
This is infinitely worse then Rupi.

>>12220212
I legitimately don't understand how you'd think this. Rupi basically isn't poetry, but at least the shit she writes is somewhat confronting. This is almost certainly a troll.

>> No.12226836

>>12226731
>This is infinitely worse then Rupi.
Yes, friend. She is establishing a new baseline for vapidity. That is why we are here - to enjoy the evolution of the paradigm. Do you not find her infinitely more fun to spoof than Rupi?

>> No.12226860

>>12220140
my arse aches
from not wiping properly
a burning desire
to scratch my cheeks

-at least its not dripping

send negroes

>> No.12226895

>>12226860
You totally botched the format but I like the content.

>> No.12226960

>>12220169
So the title of this Ruby Dahl poem is "Any Good"
and the first and final stanza is just

>being a good girl
>never did you

What the hell, never did you?
or did she mistake Rupi's whole title placement gimmick as a pause and then the final word?
It's like someone told a 5yr old what a literary device is.

>> No.12227786

>>12220212

This isn't saying much when putting a sea urchin inside a fleshlight and fucking it to completion is actually a more worthwhile pursuit than reading Rupi Kaur.

>> No.12228575

>>12227786
Please, post pics. This is my fetish.

>> No.12228585

wow, you know what bitch
you know what
I got tinder
hah!

-howbout that?

smoke hijab

>> No.12228653

>>12220140
Stop crying about some bullshit you don't even like and go work on getting published

>> No.12228673

>>12228653
>everything must be serious
>no fun allowed
You must be getting ready for a party. We won't keep you. Buhbye.

>> No.12229554 [DELETED] 

Sleep avoids me
The bed sheets drenched
In sweat and tears
Burning inside like
No tomorrow
Contacts, FWB, Josh, Send
Ecstacy

>> No.12229583
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12229583

Sleep avoids me
bed sheets drenched
in sweat and tears
burning inside
like no tomorrow
contacts
FWB
josh
send

-ecstasy

Ruby Dahl

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12229619

Slick, it felt wet
my backside
after shopping
all day, looking
feeling
wiped to expect some, brown

-only sweat

Ravi Davi

>> No.12229621

I was a princess waiting for my knight
Until I realized
Princesses need to make their own stories
-hear me sister?

>> No.12229811

>>12229621
Too much RAAWWR - not enough Grrrrr.

>> No.12229835

>>12229583
This is one that I was trying to capture, but nearly geriatric fag, so I could not quite get:
>contacts
>FWB
I think:
>-ecstasy
might be a hair strong but this is solid. Also, the art is too overbearing. It needs to be more line art style. Otherwise, very good work.
(You)

>> No.12230540
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>>12229619
When your time has come
for you to go
no one will care about what you have seen
or what you have done.
All of these moments,
like sand from a broken
hourglass, will be lost

-like tears in rain.

Ruby Dhal

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>>12228585
Two bars imprisoning me
behind this oval window
while my friends all dance at the club.
I sit pondering the probabilities
of whose face should be
sharing time in my penitentiary
with me - taking the blame -
but my gaze having fallen from
the arc of the Moon,
I know not the name.

-It's not my fault.

Ruby Dhal

>> No.12230712

>>12222343
I actually like this one

>> No.12230729

>>12226731
I literally cannot tell the difference. Unlike most of /lit/ I dont even have any problem with women and I think Rupi Kaur is about as awful as it gets.

>> No.12230773

>>12230729
>I literally cannot tell the difference.
Ruby is more angsty and Rupi is more bitter.

>> No.12230845

>>12230729
>I literally cannot tell the difference

I don't see how you can't see this. These is the equivalent of someone just saying "yes girl, you are totally worth it and fine how you are, don't let anyone tell you what to do, you got it honey."

With Rupi, you can at least see that it's written by someone who thinks she's honestly trying to say something meaningful and poetic even if she has no idea what poetry even is.

Just googling at some random thing she wrote:

if you are not enough for yourself
you will never be enough
for someone else

While this fails as being good poetry, she at least is trying to 'challenge' the reader by being willing to express moral disapproval and present points in negative and/or roundabout ways, as opposed to trying to offer fake condolence and trite advice while pretending this in itself is meaningful. 'Rupi' is the poetic equivalent of Stephenie Meyer. 'Dhal' is Paulo Coelho.

>> No.12231056

>>12230845
Ok I guess I see what you mean. They both just seem overwhelmingly similar to me in how much theyre set up as if it's going somewhere, anywhere, some kind of punchline or point, and then it's nothing at all. Both just seem like Live Laugh Love tier stencil quotes.

>> No.12231124

Did he write the BFG?

>> No.12231284

>>12220622
These pretzels
Are making
Me
>Thirsty

>> No.12231520
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12231520

>>12231284
*these*
pretzls (sic)
Are making
>me
thirsty

>> No.12231543

>>12220140
>those female feet
H-hot.
I want to suck on her toes.

>> No.12232830
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>>12231543
Do not look for your value in
the opinions of others - look
inside yourself.
The more you look the more
treasure you will find.

- Always searching.

Ruby Dhal

>> No.12233417

Give me subjects. I ran dry but I don't feel finished.

>> No.12233492

There's another one

>> No.12233496
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12233496

>>12233492
Oops, forgot image

>> No.12233522

Sadness
covers me like a blanket.
Tuck me in,
-Let me die.

>> No.12233623

>>12233496
Thumbnail analysis:
>no capitalization
>poor use of prepositions
>embracing of split personality
>use of basic bitch stalker anxiety memes - changing locks
>use of basic bitch yoga memes - heavy breathing
>use of basic bitch problem solving methodology - just wait for it to get better
>artwork is dependent on black background due to how it fills

Anyways, nice find.

>> No.12234061

>>12220463
underrated

>> No.12234086

>>12233496
that is better than anything rupi kaur has done
if she didnt have that godawful metre and actually put it into sensible lines then it would be ok

>> No.12234089

It's not worth it unless you have to fight for it.

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>>12221133
t-thanks

>> No.12234134

>>12221871
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS SELLS BOOKS
THERE ARE BOOKS WITH THIS?
PRINTEEEED????
AAAAAAAAA

>> No.12234809

>>12220574
No

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12235279

>>12220622
throw his ass out
throw his ass out he's a nigger
he's a nigger
- a nigger

>> No.12235333

i'm more worried that someone might mistake this sham for roald dahl

>> No.12235860
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12235860

>>12235333

No one else gets to
decide whether or not
you are beautiful.
That is no one's choice
but your own.

-Decisions

R. Dhal

>> No.12235910

>>12221279
You got
a boy friend
I bet he
doesn't

-kiss ya

Ruby Dahl

>> No.12235913

>>12221133
kek

>> No.12235916

I thought this was
parody at first
but it's
an actual person

-what the fuck

>> No.12235922

https://rubydhal.com/2016/11/29/milk-and-honey-review/
>when the apprentice surpasses the master

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>>12235922

>Milk and Honey was the first poetry book that I ever read

>> No.12235968
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>>12235922
Holy fuck - the review is as good as her poetry. Thanks.

Your body is a house.
If you get blackout drunk
in public, then do not be
surprised to find a hobo in
your living room.

-surprise

Ruby Dhal

>> No.12235971

>tfw the only person who likes being single

>> No.12235974

>>12220690
this is pure cancer

women have these demented emotions because all of their nurturing instincts are suppressed and have no receptive objects, and they're brainwashed to attack everything that doesn't fit the media ideal of whatever-the-fuck

the only thing that can truly make such women happy is severe violence and domination.
Original sin was invented for a reason. If women go wrong they become absolute demons who will spend everything you have, including your genetics (racemixing)

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12235977

>>12235931
Your body is a house.
If someone takes off your top
then you are bound to get
all wet below.

-All wet

Ruby Dhal

>> No.12235979

>>12235974
psycho-neurologically these cunts are hard-wired after about 16-20 years.

their biases are set in and they are powerless to negotiate them with logic.

>> No.12236343

>>12221276
ebin post m8 xDd