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post your ideal gf's hypothetical favorite book

>> No.12210689

Are there people who unironically have this as their favourite book?

>> No.12210702
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>>12210689
me, anon ;)

>> No.12210706

>>12210661
Middlemarch

>> No.12210889

Histoire d'O

>> No.12210906

>>12210706
based as fuck holy shit

>> No.12210928
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>>12210661
>he has an ideal gf

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12211009

If somebody were deeply into both Spinoza and Hume, but held a slight preference for Hume over Spinoza, I would probably love to know that person.

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Bible

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>>12211059
the french ... its always the fucking french

>> No.12211069

>>12211049
If she had a second favorite book, would it be:
a) St. Augustine's Confessions/The City of God
b) St. Thomas Aquinas' Summa Theologica
c) The Philokalia
d) Dante's Divine Comedy
e) Dostoevsky's The Karamazov Brothers
?

>> No.12211070 [DELETED] 

>>12211049
What a bizarre and uncomfortable picture.

>> No.12211072

>>12210934
God I wish that were me

>> No.12211096

>>12210661
Homer or Virgil? Homer

Favorite Greek playwright? Aeschylus

Herodotus or Thucydides? Thucydides

Plato or Aristotle? Plato

Dante or Milton? she can’t decide, slight preference to Dante

Montaigne or Bacon? Montaigne, but she loves both

Dostoevsky or Tolstoy? Dostoevsky, she knows Tolstoy is better but thinks he’s a hypocrite and a poseur and therefor allies herself with Dosto

Her favorite book is Don Quixote, second favorite is The Idiot

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>>12211070
absurdly specific gf memes are the best memes

>> No.12211106

>>12211096
>Thucydides over Herodotus, but Plato over Aristotle

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>>12211096

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>>12211065
hon hon hon

>> No.12211135

>>12210661
How would you guys feel if you encountered an attractive girl who almost exclusively read Dostoevsky repeatedly. Mainly TBK, The Idiot, and Demons.

>> No.12211164

>>12210661
Wuthering Heights.
It's my favourite book as well as being pure of heart and if we're being honest it would make an average looking chick look like a goddess if she admitted this to me personally.

>> No.12211179

>>12210928
tfw no Platonist gf

>> No.12211180

>>12211049
>Latin Mass
Most Catholics hate Latin Mass, anon. They think it's too old fashioned, undemocratic and sexist. They want to be able to understand the words and listen to modern styles of music during mass. That's the kind of catholic gf you'd most likely get in reality.

>> No.12211236

>>12211135
She's mentally ill, avoid

>> No.12211346

>>12211135
I'd ask her why she doesn't read Tolstoy?

>> No.12211382

>>12211236
This is true; I actually had this experience in college- she had also read ALL of Hermann Hesse. She did turn me on to The Crocodile, however..

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>>12210661
It would indicate so much more

>> No.12211748

>>12211096
based

>> No.12211776

Redemption Ark by Alastair Reynolds

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>>12211096

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>>12210934
this pic is proof that JBP is controlled op. if he was actually a threat to anyone in power, CIA would've crashed that plane with no survivors, just like they tried with farage. they have the technology, we know this from wikileaks. or he just sat in the plane to take a pic like a huge faggot, in which case he's still a faggot

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>>12211102

>> No.12211852

>>12211164
I met one girl whose favorite book was wuthering heights. She was pretty cool

>> No.12211860

>>12211049
realistic catholic gf:
>wears yoga pants to Mass
>has loads of premarital sex with heathens, but its okay because everyone is doing it
>hasn't been to confession since first communion
>only goes because her cultural catholic parents make her
>is 15 and still doing confirmation classes because "lawl my dumb parents are making me *tired face emoji*"
>will never come back to Mass after getting confirmed
>if she does it will be after 10 years on the cock carousel to find some beta provider

>> No.12211874

>>12211852
I bet... I bet

>> No.12211890

>>12211839
This is also why you never see single attractive disabled women. The protective urge hits overdrive for relationship driven men and they see the one chance they might get to relieve themselves of a bitch of a wife and take it.

>> No.12211907

>>12211890
wheelchair girls are the only 3D moe girls

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>kamasutra

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>>12211860
I went to Catholic mass every Sunday for the first 17 years of my life and this poster is in fact correct

>> No.12211950

>>12211860
This makes me sad because it’s true

Catholic girls are thots

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>> No.12211966

>>12210661
I don't have one. Eligiblity for being a romantic partner and favourite books have very little correlation.

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>>12211935
>>12211950
its okay bros, we still have jesus. and honestly it makes it easier to not feel lustful because i'm just disgusted by them

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>>12211860

>> No.12212080

>>12210661
>wanting a gf who reads
enjoy your opinionated annoying pseud gf

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>> No.12212457

>>12211839
This one is cute and funny

>> No.12212510

The girl I'm talking to now says The Catcher in the Rye is her favourite book.
What does that say about her?
She also read Siddhartha, but said it was "hard to read".

>> No.12212680

>>12212510
brainlet, pump her and dump her

>> No.12212802

>>12212680
yes sir

>> No.12212835

>>12211135
Id tell her that she has a shit taste and how that means she will like my personality

>> No.12212849

>>12211839
>>12211890

The reason there is no attractive disabled women its because its just male fantasy and wishful thinking, being seated all the time causes critical liver and kidney failure, not to mention she would be totally the opposite of "fit" and "good looking" due to lack of movement or exercise.

Please google disabled women.

>> No.12212863

Ex-gf loved that meme book of that schizo Portuguese you guys post all the time here.
Book of despair? Something like this.
Is she a pleb?

>> No.12212870

le big book.jpg means le smart gf
le smart gf means le good relationship
t. le stupid 12yo moran

>> No.12212884

>>12212863
nah thats based

>> No.12212885

Rising Up and Rising Down

>> No.12212886

>>12211860
>but its okay because everyone is doing it

This is basically how normies think, women especially.

>> No.12212895

>>12212863
Pessoa. Based and redpilled

>> No.12212899

Atomised

A man can dream...

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Honestly any non-YA/pop-fiction would be fine. It would just be nice to have someone I could discuss books with.

>> No.12213530

>>12212899
when I was on OKCupid there was a london chick, an arab who said that.

I liken it to a woman reading Lolita, they don't read it because they want to understand the plight of the male protagonists, they read it because they get off of being / feeling special in Lolita's shoes.

>> No.12213590

>>12211009
I love Spinoza and Hume with a slight preference for Spinoza, but I'm a man.

>> No.12213593

>>12210661
My diary

>> No.12213729

Industrial Society and its Future

>> No.12213734

>>12210661
Her diary.

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>>12210661
>gf
>g

>> No.12213778

>>12211049
beat me to it

>> No.12213866

I want to be a girl.
>>12213744
this.
>2019
>not being gay

>> No.12214921

>>12211096
Don Quixote was one of my favorite books when I was 12-13, but I haven't reread it since becoming an adult.

But yes, Dosto > Tolstoy.

>> No.12214941

>>12213866
We’ll all be women soon don’t worry

>> No.12214951

>>12214941
>implying we aren't all women already

>> No.12214976

>>12211049
Wow.