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Helen must have been high off her ass the last 20 years, ever since Menelaus stole her from Paris. Depressed, burnt-out bitch.

>> No.12210249

>>12210172
the ancients got women right

>Homer
>The Achaeans raid Troy's coast, taking the most beautiful women as loot
>captured women sexually serve the men who killed their husbands without rebelling

>Cicero
>Romulus and his band of merry men capture and rape the Sabine women
>Sabine women tell their husbands not to fight the Romans and to return home

if women love, then they love strong men

>> No.12210507

Tfw wanna be a woman deep down

>> No.12210541

>>12210507
Pathetic creature.

>> No.12210609

>>12210507
you could always larp as one until you're 30 and then kill yourself

>> No.12210768

>>12210172
Damn them's some good biases passed on a person (and culture) far and away removed from you in history and culture! Good job, Incel!

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>> No.12211335

>>12210172
I will tell you all Circe’s fatal wiles. She will mix a drink for you, blending drugs with the food,

odyssey scroll X

>> No.12211342

>>12210172
Moly the gods call it

also scroll X

>> No.12211725

>>12210172
was helen even skilled in anything? was she good at the loom?i dont think so.she just laid around getting fucked and doing drugs and drinking wine.her wine/drug polluted womb unable to foster life.

>> No.12211737

>>12210172
>the last 20 years

it was only 10 years since the fall of troy.

>> No.12212560

>>12211737
Sheet, I must have been thinking of how long Odysseus was gone.

>>12211725
Apparently women were only allowed to be good at one thing. Athena once caught Aphrodite working hard at the loom and punished her for not being a slut instead.

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