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>french novel
>main character is supposedly a loner type
>is in a relationship and/or has casual sex regularly
every time

>> No.12192043
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12192043

>OP doesn't know about degenerates and codependence
sweet summer child

>> No.12192046

>>12192038
That's why one does not read French authors.

>> No.12192054

>>12192043
Realistically, if you were to see this irl, how would you go about securing coitus from her by that evening and convince her to let you lick her feet during said sexual encounter?

>> No.12192058

>>12192043
Conceptualize the odor

>> No.12192061

>>12192054
Pull a bag of cocaine from your pocket

>> No.12192067

>>12192054
>"securing coitus"
>not acquiring congress
I don't, because she has about 87 diseases.

>> No.12192081

>>12192038
>french novel
Let me stop you there

>> No.12192129
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12192129

>american novel
>main character is supposedly an american
>is physically fit and doesn't require a scooter just to move around

>> No.12192147

>>12192067
I don't care as long as I get to pull on the horns. I have a fetish

>> No.12192168

>>12192147
kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mny8FPpscR4

also i been in love with laura silverman since 1996

>> No.12192206

>>12192129
Based