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12190283 No.12190283 [Reply] [Original]

>Try to kill yourself
>Fail
>Try to kill yourself again with some women
>Fail again (she died though lol)
>Try to hang yourself
>Fail
>Get addicted to morphine and committed to a mental hospital
>Wife cheats on you try to kill yourself with her
>Both fail
>Get tuberculosis
>Knock up one of your fans
>Become an alcoholic
>Run out on your wife and kids for some other woman
>Try to kill yourself with her by jumping in a flooded river
>Succeed
BASED

>> No.12190289

>>12190283
Why was he so strong?

>> No.12190295

>>12190283
Nigga was ugly too

wtf

>> No.12190313
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12190313

I would

>> No.12190323

Japanese have the fucking same proclivity to suicide as Europeans do to alcoholism.

>> No.12190334

>>12190295
he's fairly good looking. He would look a bit better if he got swole but he's above average.

>> No.12190336
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12190336

>Slay mad pussy your whole life
>Still depressed
>Still alienated
>Still unhappy
There is probably a lesson for incels here

>> No.12190370

>>12190313
Indeed