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What should I read if washing my penis isn't good enough for me and I want to learn how to make someone else wash my penis for me?

>> No.12182814

>>12182792
Penis Washing 102: What they DIDN'T tell you in elementary school

>> No.12182830

is shibe ok?

>> No.12182842

i hate it when u wash ur penis and u accidentally leave some soap under your foreskin that shit give u a rash looks like i have an std but i never get laid anyways so it doesnt matter

>> No.12183323
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12183323

>>12182792
48 laws of power. how to make people wash your dick through mortal terror

>> No.12184008

>>12182792
Free that pupper!

>> No.12184068

>>12183323
The 50th Law is better

50 Cent is the modern day Spartacus only the legions could never catch him. Unironically my hero I have twins named Curtis and Jackson

>> No.12184293

>>12182792
that fucking dog scone picture is some mc escher vase or faces or swans or fish level brainfuck

>> No.12184405

>>12182792
fuck this picture

>> No.12184449

mon journal
désu

>> No.12185492

>>12182792
Now I must admit that I could not read at all and take your problem to be some inane bullshit.

Go to the shower and sleep. To work tomorrow. No other advice will come.

>> No.12185505

>>12182792
delet

>> No.12185739
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12185739

>>12182792
the egyptians

>> No.12185746

>>12184405
I agree. I loathe it.

>> No.12185749

>>12182830
shibe bout to get eate

>> No.12185756
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12185756

FREE THE DOGE YOU MONSTER

>> No.12185789

>>12185746
>I loaf it
Fixed

>> No.12185791

>>12185789
Delete

>> No.12186509

>>12183323
When it comes to power, you've either got it or you don't. If you have to read a 500 page book on the topic, you probably don't got it, so don't bother.

>> No.12186514

>>12183323
this type of thing i would only consume as an audiobook.

>> No.12187904

>>12182792
read anything by Buddha

>> No.12189056

>>12186514
i only "read" it as an audiobook lmao. it works pretty good for while i'm at work. plus there are some nice pointers here and there, and the historical examples are always interesting

>> No.12190641

>>12182792
Start with the Greeks.

>> No.12190740

tis dream like sweet summer meadow that I may frolic within the lap of a women and she may wash my peenus weenus of course