/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.12176817]

>Start to read the most theory about narrative, rethoric, advertising writing, fiction writing, best sellers writing, poetrhy, figures of speech, comedy writing
>Get better writing education than many lit and creative writing degrees
>Realize and realize that most literature is poorly written and rewritten
>Start to see the flaws of the game clearly
>Most writers learn by experience but never could explain how, and why, and how their style works
>Realize and realize I'm gonna make it and you're not

[Anonymous No.12177133]

>>12176817
Judging by this greentext you haven't learned anything. Post your immaculate prose, and I'll believe you.

[Anonymous No.12177180]

>>12177133
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[Anonymous No.12177544]

>>12176817
Post some of your reading material.
I think theory is useless. There is a half of life that is wordless. You can't explain driving or archery or writing. You can only do it over and over again and hope for the best. After a while things stabilize, and you can have some words about the skill but they can only ever be tangentially related or alluding. I can't just read a book on theory like I'm downloading a .exe file onto the hard drive of my mind. It's because you're trying to hit a moving target. There is no theory for trying to hit a mark that changes constantly.

[Anonymous No.12177556]

>>12176817
>Most writers learn by experience but never could explain how, and why, and how their style works
The ends justify the means.

[Anonymous No.12178399]

I'll take someone who's genuinely intelligent with nuanced insights, over some book worm trying to apply his ''theory''. Probably written by someone who hasn't written anything of value.

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. - Yogi Berra

[Anonymous No.12178409]

>>12177133
>>12177180
>>12177544
>>12177556
>>12178399
t. not very bright anonymouse chantard nigger race

[Anonymous No.12178438]

>>12176817
'Theory' means absolutely nothing

[Anonymous No.12178499]

>>12177180
I liked it

[Anonymous No.12178532]

>>12176817
>Get better writing education than many lit and creative writing degrees

How the fuck would you know? You never graduated college.

[Anonymous No.12179004]

>>12176817
>>Start to read the most theory about narrative, rethoric, advertising writing, fiction writing, best sellers writing, poetrhy
>>Get better writing education than many lit
>>Realize and realize I'm gonna make it and you're not
Well you're certainly not gonna make it if you can't grasp basic grammar, syntax, & spelling anon.

[Anonymous No.12179228]

le nabokov pseud

[Anonymous No.12179235]

>>12179004
>brainlet doesn't get it