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12164132 No.12164132 [Reply] [Original]

How can we prevent him from writing any more books?

>> No.12164140

>actually giving a shit about YA books as an adult
But why?

>> No.12164175

>>12164140
He's been explicitly pro feminist. His career must be destroyed.

>> No.12164180

>>12164132
I beat up Tom Pynch one time, he hasn't written a book or shown his face in public since.

>> No.12164207

i'm from indiana and i went to the same high school as him, one of my greatest memories was pulling his pants down in front of his crush exposing his underdeveloped penis lmao. He started crying and didn't show up in school for 2 weeks.

>> No.12164211

Force him in to the underground death sports circuit to harden him up.

>> No.12164230
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>> No.12164231

>>12164140
he said mean things about president trump. I must protect president trump from his treasonous critics

>> No.12164256

>>12164207
Please be real

>> No.12164264

When will he be outed as a male feminist?

>> No.12164272

>>12164207
And now he's far more successful than you. Funny how that works

>> No.12164274

>>12164230
It's december 1st anon

>> No.12164278

>>12164207
I went to school with you guys too. Didn't you do that in the bathroom and suck his dick? there was a rumour you sucked his dick and were bitter about it.

also he was gone on 2 weeks on vacation with his family to Bronson Misouri

>> No.12164281

>>12164274
Maybe the date is written the American way and he still has 6 days

>> No.12164301

>>12164207
i'm from indiana and i went to the same high school as him, one of my greatest memories was grabbing his dick in front of his crush exposing his 'tour de force ' lmao. He started ejaculating and didn't show up in school for 2 months.

>> No.12164312

>>12164207
your greatest memory is pulling down a kids pants in high school? and you're about the same age as him? like 40 or something on 4channel?

you've wasted your life m8

>> No.12165103

>>12164207
Why do Murricans bully each-other so much in school? No wonder some kids snap and go postal.

>> No.12165112

>>12165103
repressed infantile trauma from circumcision

>> No.12165158

>>12164132
Kill him, duh!

>> No.12166549

>>12164278
t. john green

>> No.12166555

>>12164140
some authors are such fucking cancer that they shouldn't be allowed to be published, their careers are predicated upon a flawed and pernicious system

>> No.12166599

I think I'm going to have non-consensual sex with John Green.

Yes, in fact right this moment I have resolved to rape this man. All of my faculties and resources are now going to be put into achieving this end. The way this man controls the contortions of his face elicits a deep, ape-ish urge within me to do extremely violent and sexual damage to him.

If you think about it, how is John Green different from a woman? They are equally timid. Equally frivolous. Equally acquiescent. Equally narcissistic. Equally upset by a combination of words or ideas that do not conform to the status-quo. And no doubt Mr. Green has sucked a penis too--maybe just a silicon one (for now), but nevertheless he has tried it; has been struck with the same sort of 'oh-i'm-so-so-naughty' inclination that seizes all women at some point in their life and with the frenzied tom-tom of feminine sexuality blaring in their head which is only ever empty and only ever filled when the image or implication of a Penis can be grasped in external reality, and just like such a woman has John Green greedily taken hold of the dildo that he secretly keeps in his top drawer (why disguise it further? why, wouldn't he be happy if someone were to discover his little perversion? oh think of how oh so so naughty that would be!) and after taking the full 7.5" of rubber down his throat he is filled with such a thrill such that no expression of his "masculine" sexuality has ever come close to attaining.

Hmm, indeed, the lines between Woman and John Green continue to blur, and my dick continues to rise. Raping him could be ethically and epistemologically justified, both through Utilitarian ethics and Platonic Teleology, but I will not go into that here. Suffice to say that raping John Green would be a net benefit for the world as such, as material entity and conceptual ideal. It would be a rape that would satisfy so many hearts, so many minds, and most importantly my own penis.

I am decided: John Green will be raped within the month. I will devote myself to finding out his residency, his routines, and I will plot and plan my moment of violation meticulously. This is a very real goal I have set, and I shall know neither rest nor mortal satisfaction until it has been attained.

>> No.12166614

>>12164207
>>12164301
Hey guys! I was at the same school! You guys remember that time John got a retarded girl to blow him under the bleachers but he couldn't get it up? Then he got caught by the gym teacher and suspended for 2 weeks. Then the girl's parents filed a restraining order on him. Good times, boys. Good times.

>> No.12166631

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlfnY9TNa5g

>> No.12166635

>>12166599
This is so based.

>> No.12167218

>>12165103
Authoritarianism, Low Openness to Experience

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>>12164132
12 gauge nigga

>> No.12167231

>>12164180
Thank you for your service

>> No.12167232

>>12164272
Define 'successful', and if you refer to wealth and riches at all, you have failed at life.

>> No.12167251

>>12167218
Ummm sweeetie not indulging in the succulent pleasure of bullying due to moral inhibition represents a “low openness to experience”. I think you’ll find bullying correlates with low agreeableness.

>> No.12167257

>>12167232
yeah he probably doesn't even go to church at Sundays - what a failure!

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>>12167232

>> No.12167337

ITT: Ressentiment

>> No.12167362

>>12167251
Well I mean definitely it would correlate negative with agreeableness and to a smaller extent with conscientiousness, but I mentioned openness to experience, because a bully usually bullies those who are eccentric, "crazy", effeminate, "autistic", "ugly", "unpopular", who dress in a weird way, who are different in some way. As if they were forces of uniformity, of normalization. Bullies have an authoritarian personality, a social dominance orientation, they are less likely to empathize or to try to understand difference.