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>Go to book store to pick up new release novel i've been waiting for.
>Day 1 patch.

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>go to a frog thread to read new shitpost I've been waiting for
>it's shit

>> No.12163204

>the only sold version of the book is abridged
>have to buy second hand PHYSICAL copies in order to get the original experience
are you fuckng kidding me??

>> No.12163632

>>12163120
>Go to bookshop so I can buy the new edition of the latest action fighter book
>"Excuse me Sir, would like the deluxe season pass edition of this book? It comes with all the DLCs and a exclusive hardcover day one cosmetic for only $69.99
>Only brought $39.99
>Hesitate and perspire
>Book Stacey begin to laugh and giggle at me
>Try to run out of the store
>Trip over and cry

>> No.12163769

>>12163120
>go to book shop
>want to buy book
>sir would you like the Director's Cut of book? It has added scenes deemed too graphic for the original release. We also have a Remastered edition including the ending the author, rather than the publisher, wanted all along! Get both now for a discount!
>walk out without saying a word
>stare at grass for the rest of my life, waiting for Grass Remastered [current year] to come out

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>>12163120
>see frog thread
>it's not londonfrog

>> No.12164182

>>12163120
>go to book store
>wanna buy the newest book of my favorite author
>pass a group of strangers watching youtube
>it's a reaction video to the book I'm going to buy
>bat-shit reaction
>fucking spoils the ending

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12164190

>go to book store
>can't afford anything (net worth of $0.00)
>leave in frustration

>> No.12164203

>>12164190
>complains about having more than minus net worth
get outta here, rich boy

>> No.12164205

>Go to book store
>Browsing, minding my own business
>The book store goblin starts following me around throwing chewed gum at me again

>> No.12164210

>>12164203
>he actually counts debts
>thinks having an income and money to work with and being in debt is worse having absolutely nothing

>> No.12165175

>>12164205
Shit man, you see him too?

>> No.12166757

>Pick up copy of Lolita for lit class.
>Store security calls police.

>> No.12166973

>>12163120
J.K. Rowling releasing patch notes but not actually releasing the patch.

>> No.12166975

Moby Dick?