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>you ponder the workings of the mind
>meanwhile, Chad pounds Stacy's behind

>> No.12126692
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>>12126684
i got the clap a few months ago from being too much of a degenerate on tinder and i havent even thought about sex since then, might never fuck again. coincidentally thats also around the time i gained interest in /lit/

>> No.12126702

I've had sex once, wasn't that good.

>> No.12126708

>you tried to impress her with kant
>that night chad plowed her cunt

>> No.12126725

>You write her a heart-felt letter in kafkaesque prose
>She gets creampied with no protection, as Chad proposed

>> No.12126730

>You try to make her laugh by quoting Rabelais
>Meanwhile, Chad ravages her ass

>> No.12126731

>>12126684
This is depressing.

>> No.12126743

>>12126684
It didn't take me months and I'm not a virgin but this shit hurts.

>> No.12126763

>>12126684
BOTH SCENARIOS ARE
>SLAVE AND FLESHPILLED
AND UNDESIRABLE


RENOUNCE THE FLESH. TEMPER YOUR DESIRE.

SEXUAL IS THE OPPOSITE OF INTELLECTUAL. PRACTICE CHASTITY AND CEASE THE LUSTING OF CARNAL DESIRES.

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I'm sorry guys, I didn't think this would hit so close to home for you lads

>> No.12126771

>an engaging novel is your preference
>meanwhile, she empties Chad's vas deferens

>> No.12126776

>>12126763
what do i read to renounce the flesh, senpai?

>> No.12126779

>your books endow you with much wit
>but it's Chad who's licking Stacey's clit

>> No.12126788

>you recommend your crush a wholesome book
>but next to Chad you're just a cuck

>> No.12126797

>you laugh at Leopold Bloom for being a cuck
>meanwhile, your gf and chad secretly fuck

>> No.12126818

>>12126797
nice tupac ref

>> No.12126826

>>12126684
What is the actual point of sex? What higher good does it serve? Can you really say the shallow, hedonistic life of a Chad is more fulfilling, more satisfying than that of someone who has truly dedicated their life to philosophy?

>> No.12126830

>you consider yourself an übermensch
>but secretly fiending for Chad's used wench

>> No.12126833

>>12126826
>to "higher pursuits" you dedicate
>stacey makes chad ejaculate

>> No.12126835

>>12126776
Plato's Apology and Phaedo
The Bible

>> No.12126836

>>12126684
Plebian way to put it but you're right.

>> No.12126841

>>12126826
Hedonism is the school of philosophy you wish you could live by

>> No.12126842

>>12126826
>you bitterly philosophize
>stacey's craving chad's cream pies

>> No.12126850

>>12126826
>you contemplate notions of meaning
>stacey's ass is what chad is reaming

>> No.12126854

>chads celebrate with drugs and booze
>he becomes fat, you win, they lose

>> No.12126857

>you lecture her on the great thinker Hegel
>while chad demonstrates her the might of the kegel

>> No.12126864

>>12126826
>you pretend your life is fulfilling
>stacey's ass is what Chad's drilling

>> No.12126870

>>12126854
>you pretend chad needs drugs for fun
>you're deluded - he's already won

>> No.12126877

>>12126854
>"muh pure living" - you try and cope
>chads live long - you'll hang from the rope

>> No.12126882

>>12126854
>you study and scheme while chad's at a party
>now you take the bus - chad drives a maserati

>> No.12126902

>>12126684
>>12126708
>>12126725
>>12126730
>>12126771
>>12126779
>>12126788
>>12126797
>>12126830
>>12126833
>>12126842
>>12126850
>>12126854
>>12126857
>>12126864
>>12126870
>>12126877
>>12126882
Is this rap or poetry? Because its quite ironic if you consider this pottery.

>> No.12126915

>>12126870
>>12126877
>>12126882
>you suck chad's cock vicariously through a hot young teen
>One day I'll be stacey's divorce lawyer, robbing Chad of all his green

>> No.12126923

>>12126915
>No! my friend, do not think down that path
>Only through a life freed of resentment will you have the last laugh

>> No.12126929

>>12126915
>you think professionals hire genetic detritus
>we all want chads - charisma excites us

>> No.12126930

>>12126915
>you'd happily settle for sloppy seconds
>chad gives no thought - fresh pussy beckons

>> No.12126939

>>12126923
>when you worship chad, you're still in phase one
>resenting, phase two; phase three, the golden sun

>> No.12126940

>>12126684
K, enjoy your aids, Chad

>> No.12126959

>>12126929
>>12126930
>>12126939
>"my thoughts are filled with abs, cocks and cucks"
>"no homo though, I swear, i'm right wing as fuck!"

>> No.12126964

>>12126939
>contrived nonsense, you try and push
>stacey invites chad into her tush

>> No.12126973

>>12126959
>you tell yourself this thread is homolust
>but when girls see you, they recoil in disgust

>> No.12126986

>>12126964
>"Contrived nonsense", you sing and hum
>of what are transcendental truths, empiricist scum

>> No.12126995

>>12126986
>you take 5 minutes to reply
>chad shoots his load in stacey's eye

>> No.12127000

>>12126986
>you consider your ramblings to be truth
>but you're just bitter you led a lonely youth

>> No.12127002
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>>12126776
Immanuel Kant
+
Science Discovers the Physiological Value of Continence

>> No.12127007

>>12127002
>incels pretend they will succeed
>but they cant even manage to breed

>> No.12127012

All of you are like the cuck version of Stoner. You love literature and the idea of love, but no one will love you back. You try and bury yourself in arcane ruminations by people long dead to try and divorce yourself from your animal impulses to no avail; now you're just bitter and horny. Whatever self-delusion you believe in, be it God or a school of philosophy leaves you hopeful you will reach old age filling fulfilled, yet in the back of your mind you are doubtful. Because even if you claim to believe with unmitigated devotion in your self-delusion, deep down you KNOW it's a self-delusion. But this is good. They are necessary; they give our endemically meaningless lives focus and they fuel our animus.
But Chad's life is much simpler. Perhaps exceedingly hedonistic in your eyes, but Chad feels truly accomplished and happy. At the end of his life, surrounded by friends and family, he passes peacefully, knowing he made a mark on the people he knew. Ignorance is truly bliss.

>> No.12127014

>While you feel like Stoner
>Chad has two girls sucking his boner

>> No.12127035

>>12126684
just compartmentalize faggot, most girls will not give a shit if you read, just read before a date, dont confuse her

>> No.12127039

>>12126826
casual sex? nothing but pleasures of the flesh

But sex with someone you love both strengthens your relationship and is emotionally fulfilling

>> No.12127044

>>12126826
unironically yes

>> No.12127047

>>>/r9k/

>> No.12127053

>you speak of the ideas of Plato
>meanwhile she creates Chad out of Play-doh

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Wrong.

>> No.12127059

>while you read books and think
>Chad satisfies his every kink

>> No.12127069

>>12126763
Glad to see you renounced the trip, faggot

>> No.12127074

>>12127069
Not the same guy. Different IP. Different Stylometry.

>> No.12127087

>>12126763
>>12127069
please don't tell me NASUS ROMANUS posts here too