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"Meow," meowed the cat

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"Woof," woofed the dog

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:3

>> No.1212154

"Nigger," spoke the respectable African-American man.

>> No.1212183

"Bees," buzzed the Apis mellifera just before being swept up in Colony Collapse Disorder.

>> No.1212267

>>1212154
THATS RACIST

>> No.1212272

>>1212267

," whispered Commander Riker into the ear of his lover, Jean-Luc.

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>>1212272
"Captain?" questioned Data.

>> No.1212304

"redundant" said the tautology club

>> No.1212307

"I shit on the tits of the weird." said hunter thompson

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>>1212293
And then repetitive sound in car "What is love" x 1000 while trio bob heads

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>>1212293

"This is none of your business!" Riker shouted, "Return to your post, Data!"

He glanced back at Jean-Luc with wanting eyes, "Now - where were we...?"

>> No.1212340

"Cool!" chilled the cold.

>> No.1212351

"troll'd," trolled the troll.

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>>1212322
"But La Forge advised me to redirect my questions regarding beard grooming to you, Riker."

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Data Chuckled to himself and shaved his beard while his insideous plot took hold

"Soon dey will all have herpes after the AIDS vaccine I gave Picard kicks in!"

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>>1212376
"What was that, Data?" asked La Forge.

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>>1212387
"Nothing much, Leforge. Did I ever tell you that story about how your mother was a whore in barcelona? I don't think I did"

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>>1212405

Picard spoke up, "I know that story VERY well. Oh, Silva - ma fleur dessert sucré!"

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>>1213478

>> No.1213605

>>1213571
>>1213478
>>1212405
>>1212387
>>1212376
>>1212361
>>1212322
>>1212293
>>1212272
>>1212267
This is the best episode of Star Trek ever.