/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.12093813]

/lit/ humour thread needed

[Anonymous No.12093833]

Memes are cancerous thought-terminating cliches that have no place on this board. Maybe a Facebook meme-page is more your speed, bucko.

[Anonymous No.12093923]

>>12093833
>condemns memes
>uses multiple meme terms in condemnation
really activates my almonds

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>>12093813
Here's a Hungarian meme

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>>12093933
I want more of this for some reason

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>>12094398
Oh shit I'm on television

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>>12094398
>tfw my post is in a screencap

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>>12094365
Man I need to read mccarthy. What book is this from?

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>>12094456
Blood Meridian

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OC now fuck off

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>>12094398
painful

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>>12094891
XD only soigois will think it's not literature related

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>>12094421
As much as I like Celine, calling Camus a virgin is a little... absurd

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>>12094347
I recognize that video still, but I can't place it.

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>>12094341
Breddy gud.

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>>12094398
Lost my shit at the "you walk like a jaguar" line. This is too good to be real.

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>>12095044
Jej

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>>12094958
liveleak clip

mexican gang killing. blunt knife or chainsaw

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>>12093833
Whether you like it or not, this board exists on 4chan. Memes are inseparable from this site's being.

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>>12093833
>4chan, the birthplace of "meme" humor, is not the place for "memes"

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>>12093833
LOL Look every body, this guy's scared of memes! Hahahahaha

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>>12095080
>only for science
geg :-D

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>>12095064
>this is already more than a year old

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>>12093833
cringe but redpilled

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>>12095087
chainsaw

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>>12094891
General relativity ain't hard at all to grasp. Probably should have picked something like tensors or rigid bodies.

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>>12095394
fuck I remember this thread

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>>12094398
hey... I remember this thread...

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>>12094343
>typewriter quotation marks
>faux-italics
>non-old-style numerals
cringhe

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>>12095396
wow, i remember this thread

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>>12094398
good thread i was part of history

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>>12094398
Ebin

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>>12094356
This is correct, only babies moan about Atlas Shrugged.

[Anonymous No.12096398]

>>12095100
Chesterton was just a Catholic Denis Prager.

[Anonymous No.12096423]

This is an unrelated post but does anyone have that thread where some guy suspected of being Pynchon discussed the identity of Shakespeare? We have these "humour" threads, but not "best of" threads anymore. Does good, in depth discussion even happen on this board anymore?

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>>12094431
I disagree, but fuck that is funny

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>>12093833
based and dubs

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>>12095111
>4chan, the birthplace of "meme" humor
newfag go home

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>>12095077
holy shit need an id on those nikes

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>>12096423
"Tasso Pynchon"

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>>12096423
>>/lit/thread/S667543#p667573
now be a good boy and learn 2 bookmark

[Anonymous No.12096754]

>>12095464
If you think general relativity is easy and "tensors" are hard you have no idea what the fuck you're talking about

[Anonymous No.12096780]

>>12096344
>Waste hours of time reading over a thousand pages of badly written characters, dialogue, plot and prose
>Only babies complain!

[Anonymous No.12097106]

>>12096780
>reading over a thousand pages of the greatest refutation of collectivism ever written
>waste of time
Yeah guess I should go read some purple prose to really enhance my life

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>>12095380
top kek

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>>12095100
>relax and open the "soul" to receive the seed
ok which one of you is LARPing as Billy Bishop??

[Anonymous No.12097221]

>>12097106
>Thinking a novel can refute or confirm a philosophy or idea.

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>>12093813

>Moved to a traditional society.
That's a funny way of spelling "was too much of a faggot to fix his own society and ran away".

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>>12093833
Memes are inseparable from being.

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>>12093833
Congratulations. You are now a meme.

Ironically. Very, VERY ironically

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>>12094416
>>12094423
/lit/ is so small that getting on a screencap here is like being on local television in small town Wyoming.

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>>12095464
>>12096754

^1000% this why do you think it's called Einstein notation you absolute fucking brainlet you're a pseud brainlet crawl back into your cave 64.

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>>12094398
>”I too am a writer” said the flight attendant
every time

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>>12097293
That a funny way of attributing membership and ownership to the Self which is devoid of both

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>>12094398
That last one was great

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>>12097453
ive been in like 4 prominent /lit/ screencaps and I probably average only 5 posts a month

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>>12095094
im in tears and indont know whyblmaooo

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>>12097627
wat

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>>12095094
top fucking kek

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>>12097945
The transcendental godhead-awareness-reality spoken in most eastern doctrines and neoplatonism etc is not an agent which acts or belongs as a member of anything (such as a society) or an owner which possesses. Humanity as a species could vanish and it would remain unperturbed. This is not to imply nihilism because there is still an order or pattern to it which it is virtuous in a conditional sense to align with but one cannot 'run away from something' when the only thing that exists is just God manifesting himself in various ways.

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>>12094398
oh shit i finally found the source for pic related

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>>12099454
Is the right pig wants to save left from the slaughter by hog and sacrifice himself?

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>>12095380
I thought the original was "Get on my level dudes"

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>>12097106
Funniest post I've seen in this entire thread

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>>12095094
absolute belly laughter

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>>12094421
Everyone always recommends camus' fiction you dumb fuck

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>>12097106
>ayn rand
>greatest anything
ok

[Anonymous No.12099775]

>that anon unironically buying hypersphere and making a thread about it
post the stuff

[Anonymous No.12100959]

>>12096754
>>12097503
It depends how indepth they go you turbo niggers. Relativity is taught to 18 years old and they have an alright understanding of the concept. What I am trying to say is that intuitive understanding of tensors and rigid bodies is harder than general relativity. You can argue that it is harder when you're no longer an undergrad but meanwhile general relativity is taught way before either tensors or rigid bodies. By the way turbo cunts Einstein's 10 formulas are not taught in school to young people and they contain a metric ton of tensors.

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>>12094398
>a literal reddit meme from two years ago is the best /lit/ humour can come up with.
Why are these threads so shit?

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>>12101011
because we hate you and don't want you to feel happy

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>>12100959
You can vaguely describe general relativity to 18 year olds like you can vaguely describe anything else but any of the most basic math behind it that an undergrad could learn literally requires tensors to even start to perform you dense faggot, that's why you were being mocked
You have never had a class on relativity or you would understand this, but you decided to come in here and try to be a smug cunt anyway

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https://youtu.be/lNT1xquJxe0

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>>12093933
>barclaycard in paradicsom-tárca
defo not /hung/, mate

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>>12094421

>Immortal Wife

sorry if pleb, but what is this referring to?

>told everyone Hitler had been replaced by a Jewish double

source?

as well, whoever made this image should have specificed:

>Virtulent anti-semite to the point that Joseph Goebbels told him to tone it down

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>>12101241
I have had a class on waves and optics with modern physics. You can have a half understanding of relativity and still be able to solve problems relating to relativity. You can't do the same for tensors or rigid bodies. You can ask a student to find the relative time of a spaceship by giving him a few simplified formulas but you can't do the same for tensors because of all the underlying math behind it. You don't really need to have prerequisite classes except some algebra to explain relativity or even let students calculate relative time and distances but for tensors you need to have a good understanding of vectors to even begin. I said it myself in my other post, to teach relativity at a higher level you need a lot of tensors (also derivatives, gradients, etc).

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>>12103398
>come in this thread
>see this banter
>check OP
>check board

Oh I get it.

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>>12103398
You stupid cunt, you're confusing general relativity with special relativity. The former is taught in 4th year undergrad and the latter is something any first year can do (with the exception of rotational motion).

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>>12103398
You are once again misunderstanding the nature of the things you're shitposting about and don't know the difference between special and general relativity, something any above-average high schooler could get through your thick skull if you listened to him
This is as stupid as saying "baking a cake from scratch is easy, try something difficult like mixing batter in a bowl you plebs" and you have had multiple people point this out to you, you stupid, stupid faggot

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>>12094365

How can anybody read this shit and think McCarthy is a good writer.

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>>12104530
Well, it's a humour thread, so why don't you post your idea of a "good writer" so we can all have a nice laugh?

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>>12103485
My biggest BTFO in many years of shitposting. I will go to sleep knowing two more things: special relativity is what I learned, not general relativity and I am a massive shitposting faggot. Thank you for being so kind in your explanations anons.

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>>12094970
Holy fuck I need this book

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>>12102854
immortal wife is probably the church

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>>12093833
based but bluepilled

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>>12093813
>humour thread
I guess you accidentally posted the wrong pic.

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>>12098760
>not a human wheel pushed along by various arms and legs

d r o p p e d

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>>12102854
>sorry if pleb, but what is this referring to?
His wife is still alive

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>>12099503
this is what I have saved

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>>12093813
Probably more of storycraft humour but I couldnt stop whinnying while making notes and putting down "setup not needed" on one of the scenes/ plot points

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>>12105187
awful post
don't ever make another one

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>>12105033
the goodreads reviews were praising this book is it a meme

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>Chad Joyce
>Virgin Pound

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>>12105702
newer version

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>>12093833
Picture says a thousand words right? They're only thought terminating if YOU let them be.

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>>12095308
I lived in Hesse's hometown for a while and heard about him on a daily fucking basis. Is he actually any good?

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>>12106872
topkek

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>>12094345
All those Greek emperors.....

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>>12106872
Not as good as the original

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>>12106872
meh

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>>12106895
>Is he actually any good?
Yes.

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>>12099493
>God's dead, honey

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>>12106617
How was Joyce so aesthetic? Possibly the most attractive author ever

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>>12106872
Remove the Stalin one it does not fit

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>>12096780
Its thinking like this that lead to the death of writing in the modern age. You've been sitting in your ivory tower patting yourself on the back for being smart you didn't realize people don't give a shit about that stuff its about the ideas.

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>>12097221
You're whole life revolves around other's opinions that's the only reason you think that ya big ass loser.

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>>12097945
He's a hippy who believes we all around from the same energy source essentially. He has to hide behind confusing language to dress up his primitive ideas. Man was made for more than this. Don't be a loser.

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>>12106979
>fuckboy
>>>/twitter/

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>>12106963
I don't think so, comrade.

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>>12106979
>fuckboy
Nice stack though

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>>12093833

I agree with this guy. I am a memetic retard myself but I have moments of lucidity where I question why everything is unoriginal now. Memes are just references. They are the antithesis to creativity. They are just a quick and easy way to get a chortle from someone else in the know. They are the humour equivalent of telling anyone 2+2=4 and then both parties agreeing. Instead, it's "haha [insert meme]." Both parties know the reference and slightly laugh before moving on to the next uncreative venture.

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>>12106872
>implying dreams aren't messages from former lives

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>>12095648
>christian ethics
Oh honey....

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>>12095094
My roommate brought somebody over and unsolicited told him Don Wuixote was my favorite book. We just stared at each other for a bit then agreed it's pretty good.

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>>12107063
Not if you're creating the memes numbnuts. Books tell you what to think too.

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>>12105608
I read it eight years ago and enjoyed it. I remember nothing except that there was swastika shaped ash (or was it snow)?

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>>12099493
And then everyone clapped

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>>12106967
>You've been sitting in your ivory tower
Not everyone who dislikes Any Rands writing style is a professor. Why would you assume that?
>you didn't realize people don't give a shit about that stuff its about the ideas.
If you want to read a philosophical tract, then read it. Shoving philosophical viewpoints into the mouths of a fictional characters and then making a sci-fi plot to "prove" which idea is correct only shows what the author thinks about the philosophy. Fiction can't refute or confirm anything.

>>12106975
Not an argument

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>>12095376
Stop posting that image you Nietzschefag

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>>12097106
Anon don't waste your time on them

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>>12095094
Stop giving me those memories Anon

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>>12095380
>tfw /fitlit/ technically
>tfw manlet regardless bcause /fit/ doesn't increase height

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>>12094356
Is this the same baby that was reading Infinite Jest?

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>>12107639
Maybe if anon was trying to spread the message of the revolutionary L. Ron Hubbard who wrote over a thousand pages of the greatest refutation of psychology ever written, we would listen.

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>>12104771
Back to his cave he retreats
Today's lessons he will retread
If instead of University of Phoenix he'd read,
He might of at least realized he's a NEET

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>>12094770
Same with Kirst's Asch novels, especially the first

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>>12094770
>Not Canterbury Tales

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>>12095396
catheterize yourself anon

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>>12106895
Kinda, sometimes it's too relatable wank (i hate shit that reminds me of myself) where you can feel that he has read a lot of books that he is good at talking about but haven't lived and sometimes there's actually useful tips.

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>>12097106

Pretty funny.

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>>12108518 here
But it was a comfy reading - so i would recommend.

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