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Anonymous Thu Nov 15 23:46:27 2018 No.12088628 [Reply] [Original]

>Hello, Anon!
>Your friends informed me that you enjoy reading as much as I do!
>What's your favorite book?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 15 23:47:09 2018 No.12088631 The Autobiography of Malcolm X you white devil.

Anonymous Thu Nov 15 23:51:24 2018 No.12088643
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>pic related
That image makes me slightly angry. Seeing that roastie who has most likely never read a whole book in her life pose with them like she’s an intellectual pisses me off. If your gonna be an IG attention-whore please don’t do it and try to seem smart at the same time

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 15 23:52:39 2018 No.12088650 File: 135 KB, 1080x1331, 1538385700035.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12088628 >Hi stacy. It would have to be Plato's Symposium. >No, sorry; I'm not interested in getting coffee with you. Thank you for the offer however.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 15 23:55:24 2018 No.12088660 File: 41 KB, 600x600, handbook-of-benign-proctological-disorders.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 15 23:56:55 2018 No.12088666 File: 36 KB, 236x354, IMG_0055.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12088643 >"I'm shocked and saddened anon, I thought we had some common interests we could bond over, but you seem to be toxically misogynistic."

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 16 00:04:31 2018 No.12088688 >>12088628 In Search of Lost Time It’s the perfect choice to impress any girl who reads books

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 16 00:35:02 2018 No.12088784 Goethe's Faust, obviously.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 16 00:39:29 2018 No.12088803 >>12088628 >ben affleck (girl)

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 16 01:12:42 2018 No.12088876 >>12088628 Cyclonopedia. Now begone, whore

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 16 01:14:04 2018 No.12088877 lol are u virgins mad just because she's pretty? haha physical beauty is a sign of intelligence

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 16 01:26:22 2018 No.12088898 File: 29 KB, 331x500, 41hKTqdTcpL.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why would I lie? Let's be friends :)

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 16 01:30:36 2018 No.12088905 File: 74 KB, 720x398, 1498606104952.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12088628 i can't read!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 16 01:37:32 2018 No.12088914 >>12088688 > assumes that girls actually read books and not 50 Shades of grey or some other trash Nice digits though

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 16 02:18:07 2018 No.12088978 god I wish I wasn’t so fucking ugly

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 16 02:20:02 2018 No.12088985 >>12088643 >who has most likely Justify that assessment. How can you know that this girl doesn't read? Do you know her? Have you met her?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 16 02:22:52 2018 No.12088993 >your friends who?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 16 02:24:45 2018 No.12088999 File: 154 KB, 729x638, 1540539225567.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12088993 4chan

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 16 02:25:08 2018 No.12089000 >>12088650 there is 0% chance this man is heterosexual >>12088628 The Story of the Eye

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 16 02:26:11 2018 No.12089005 >>12088993 oof

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 16 02:38:53 2018 No.12089033 >girl sees me reading my Kobo >asks to see what books I have >makes a weird face >"haha these books look complicated" >ask what the last thing she read was >"oh, it was <genre fiction>!" Every time

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 16 02:47:54 2018 No.12089048 >>12088628 yellow pages

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 16 02:52:33 2018 No.12089063 >>12088985 It’s a woman

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 16 03:06:29 2018 No.12089092 >>12089063 I hate women so much they always look at me with contempt as well, that is if they ever look at me

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 16 03:35:28 2018 No.12089160 >>12089092 > Obvious failure of attribution.. Confusing impact for intention.. And a self-fulfilling prophecy as a consequence.. (social psychology 101) x)

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 16 03:37:26 2018 No.12089162 File: 409 KB, 576x637, storygoes.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Oh, Hi Stacy! My favourite book is a collection of essays called Fanged Noumena! >Wow, Anon, I never heard of it. What's it about? >So, the story goes like this:

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 16 08:51:22 2018 No.12089762 >>12088643 Look at this fucking incel. Look at it and laugh.

Anonymous Fri Nov 16 09:02:23 2018 No.12089784

>>12089762
Fucking incels dude fuck these incels that hate women and shit dude fucking incels bro laugh at the incel bro haha am I right guise look at these incels haha it's mean involuntarily I celibate bro like you know a virging hahaha fucking incels

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 16 09:05:33 2018 No.12089791 Culture of Critique

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 16 09:10:24 2018 No.12089808 >>12089000 The dude has a gf.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 16 09:23:14 2018 No.12089844 >>12088628 >friends Ahahahaha.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 16 09:35:50 2018 No.12089889 >>12089784 This. Plus, I hear they hate women. That just makes me feel unsafe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 16 09:38:13 2018 No.12089898 File: 46 KB, 1000x666, 0F212885-8084-40D3-B29D-4428AD0D5261.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12088666 Devil trips spake truth

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 16 09:40:13 2018 No.12089906 >>12088628 Wuthering Heights Unzips dick

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 16 11:36:55 2018 No.12090398 >>12089784 imagine getting this assmad over a shitpost

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 16 13:28:38 2018 No.12090903 >>12088877 Based

Anonymous Fri Nov 16 13:32:21 2018 No.12090914
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>>12088628
>met a qt who reads as much as I do
>she started making biting, perceptive criticisms of the deepest parts of my character within a few hours of us meeting
>she keeps nailing me to the wall and making fun of me for being so pathetic
>any time I try to turn the tables and make some insight into her personality she brushes me off and redoubles her attack
not sure if what I'm feeling is love or terror

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 16 13:35:12 2018 No.12090933 >>12088643 >/pol/tier incels claiming to like a lefty sex filled antiwar novel

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 16 13:41:06 2018 No.12090960 >>12088628 Fuck you bitch now suck my dick

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 16 13:42:42 2018 No.12090964 >>12088650 I still refuse to believe this guy isn't CGI.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 16 13:43:51 2018 No.12090968 >>12090914 Where did you find such a girl

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 16 13:49:47 2018 No.12090993 Infinite Jest https://youtu.be/x7kSDoql77I

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 16 13:53:03 2018 No.12091008 >>12090914 You need to bully your qt3.14 like this guy >>12090993

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 16 14:00:49 2018 No.12091035 >>12089033 you must be a chad that never happened to me

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 16 14:03:29 2018 No.12091047 >>12089000 >>12090964 look at all this incel cope

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 16 14:03:43 2018 No.12091049 >>12088628 The conspiracy against the human race, how about yourself?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 16 14:04:53 2018 No.12091058 >>12088628 >Your friends haha real funny, bitch

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 16 14:12:56 2018 No.12091100 >>12090914 living the dream

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 16 14:16:09 2018 No.12091114 >>12090968 >>12091008 >>12091100 nuh uh, last time I took you fags' advice and pursued a /lit/ woman she broke my heart, I want out from this predicament

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 16 15:09:40 2018 No.12091332 File: 114 KB, 650x975, IMG_0053.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12088628 Why did you post an edit?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 16 15:24:52 2018 No.12091404 >>12088628 The one we write together

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 16 15:26:27 2018 No.12091410 >>12091332 >tfw no 8/10 Aryan gf

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 16 15:27:12 2018 No.12091414 >>12088628 the bible

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 16 15:27:34 2018 No.12091419 >>12091404 >oh, they didn’t tell me you were gay

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 16 15:46:05 2018 No.12091502 What is she reading?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 16 15:49:20 2018 No.12091514 >>12091502 she's posing for a photograph

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 16 16:03:10 2018 No.12091564 File: 18 KB, 199x300, 9780141040363_200x_great-expectations.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12091502 great expectations

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