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ITT we post literary virgins

>> No.1208369
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>> No.1208438
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>> No.1208461

john ruskin dot jpg

pretty cool guy imo

married for 6 years but couldn't get it with her because he found the female form repulsive

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>>1208438
Haha oh wow I remember this. Do you have the "WTF am I reading?" shop of him? I still need that.

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>>1208470

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>>1208491

>> No.1208519

>literary virgins

wat?

>> No.1208521

>>1208519
A virgin is someone who has never had sex.

>> No.1208527

>>1208519
>>1208521

And so a literary virgin is someone who has never had sex with a book, of course.

>> No.1208530

>>1208348
Why is being a virgin bad, some people are just asexual, not me, I'm just loneley, but some people like Brontë were asexual.

>> No.1208550

>>1208530
There's nothing bad about being a virgin. I'm just interested in personalities from the literary world that remained virgins their whole lives. It should be inspiring.

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Dis guy right here.

>> No.1208601
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Alice, darling, I love you!

>> No.1208617
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Can we get some women in here?

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>> No.1208632
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this guy, most likely

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>> No.1208694

Most

>> No.1208708
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Did Kafka die a virgin?

>> No.1210268

>>1208369

Nietzsche had syphilis. It's well known that he pooned a whore while at uni

>> No.1210275

>>1210268

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/3313279/Madness-of-Nietzsche-was-cancer-not-syphilis.html

>> No.1210278

>>1210275

glad i'm not the only one posting this now

>> No.1210311

>>1208632
Gogol was balls deep in Russian gash.

>> No.1210331

>>1208348
DISREGARD WOMEN

ACQUIRE TRANSCENDENTALISM

>> No.1210353

>>1208708
No, he didn't.

Henry James did, though.

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>> No.1210361

>>1210353
Well, he probably banged a few dudes.

>> No.1210377

>>1208708
wasn't Kafka a faggot?

>> No.1210404

dfw probably had a hard time with premature ejaculation, if he ever got past talking to a girl

>> No.1210423

>>1210404

He was a pimp. 'Oh I'm so confused i might hang myself LGRLLGRLGLRL PUSSAY

>> No.1210432

DFW was neck deep in the vag

>> No.1210498

>>1208348
Thoreau was still awesome and you just jelly of him cuz....cuz....he's...he was.... WELL FUCK YOU

>> No.1210505

>>1208708
James Murphy is fucking married and not an author.

>> No.1210652

>>1210498
Realistically he probably wasn't a virgin: there's a 90% chance he had an affair with Emerson.

>> No.1210672

Kafka fucked a prostitute once.

>> No.1210684

>>1210672
Shit, that counts then.