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1205887 No.1205887 [Reply] [Original]

I'm going to write a book, I've been writing it for ages, but I've never finished it, well I have now.

I was in a war, people died so it goes. I traveled in time. one minute I'm an optometrist who is writing about abuctions, then I'm a soldier in a war where people die, so it goes. I'm fitting glasses one minute, then the next I'm in a POW camp where people are dead, so it goes.

>> No.1205890

Sweet idea. When you get abducted by aliens, is that really happening, or is it a coping mechanism in reaction to your horrible war experiences, or perhaps a product of your senile mind?

Curious minds wish to know.

>> No.1205902

bro, make sure the aliens have a crazy name and they should have crazy non human understandings of time and shit

>> No.1205909

Clever way to get your inability to successfully complete a piece of genre writing hailed as a literary success.