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*drinks beer at the kitchen table*

>> No.12057836

>>12057832

*wet dreams about cumming inside of tummy's crush.*

>> No.12057837

*takes a bath, brushes teeth, shaves*

>> No.12058159

*plays jazz music and gets depressed*

>> No.12058163

*has casual poly-amorous relationship with twins*

>> No.12058169

*Puts on Bob Dylan record*

>> No.12058173

*fish falls from the sky*

>> No.12058256

やれやれ

>> No.12058262

>>12057832
>>12057836
>>12057837
>>12058159
>>12058163
>>12058169
>>12058173
The plot of his next book

>> No.12058695

>>12058173
unironically, this sounds very interesting and funny. Guess I’ll have to read more Murakami.

>> No.12059126

>>12057832
*follows some guy into his house and beats him senseless*

>> No.12059137

>>12058262
It happens in every book.

>> No.12059138

*orders a coffee at a family restaurant*

>> No.12059264

*takes a walk in blizzard wearing sneakers*

>> No.12060216

>>12058695
If you weren’t joking fish actually fall from the sky in Kafka on the Shore

>> No.12060829

I love murakami and his one book

>> No.12060991

*feeds cat*

>> No.12061007

*eats noodles*

>> No.12061510

*listens to jazz and thinks about cats*

>> No.12062071

*buys a toothbrush*

>> No.12062250

*I’m the type of person who has to write something down in order to understand it*

>> No.12062472

*willingly climbs down into a hole*

>> No.12062494

*seeks out balding middle aged men for sex*

>> No.12062791

*fondles an ear*

>> No.12063408

*drinks gin and lemon soda alone in a crowded bar*

>> No.12063486

*puts on janacek's sinfonietta*

>> No.12063503
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12063503

>>12062472

>> No.12063536

>>12058163
Austin Powers in Goldmember, next novel by Haruki Murakami

>> No.12063593

*boils spaghetti while observing pet cat's behavior*

>> No.12063681

*talks shit about capitalism*

>> No.12064060

*references Kerouac*

>> No.12064120

*references Tolstoi*

>> No.12064139

>>12057832
*Imagines a girl's nipples*

>> No.12064177

Hey guys, I like Hegel. Did you get that yet? Do I need to have a character start quoting Hegel to you? Was I too subtle with the rest of the book?

>> No.12064181

*description of WWII soldier being skinned alive*

>> No.12064412

*sleeps with an underaged girl*

>> No.12064420
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12064420

*does a daily routine, makes an obvious observation about life*

>> No.12064435

>>12061007

*ponders if the noodles have boiled enough to be al dente*

>> No.12064599
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12064599

*caringly reminds the reader how gorgeous the fictional girl's boobs are every twenty pages or so*

>> No.12064614

>>12060216
Great I’ll start there. I just read his memoir, which wasn’t very good.

>> No.12064669

*if theres a gun it must come into play*

>> No.12064696

>>12064669
*it comes into play as a pretext to make a point, thus contradicting the point that was to be made*

>> No.12064844

*doesn’t reference Japanese literature or culture*

>> No.12064858

>>12064412
*sleeps with your ghost grandma*

>> No.12065284

>>12063486
Based

>> No.12065421

>>12064181
That was the best part of whole trilogy

>> No.12066957

>>12065421
The Mongolia parts of the wind up bird chronicle were the best.

>> No.12067221

>>12058256
Is this a JoJo reference

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12067347

*lonely bachelor cooks a meal*