/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.12046175]

I was just having a nice time reading outside in the chill air and warm sun getting lost in a book when a bird pooped on me

[Anonymous No.12046196]

the birds have chosen the one
come frens we must begin our adventure

[Anonymous No.12046215]

Lmao u basic bitch, tht means a bird doesn’t like u he kno what he did

[Anonymous No.12046244]

>>12046175
I once laid on a bird's poop when chilling on the grass with some friends between classes. I decided to go back home to change after that and bumped into my teacher for my next class who asked me "Where are you going? Don't we have class together?" and I simply ignored her and went my way.

[Anonymous No.12046569]

>>12046244
retarded but it ends with "I simply ignored her and went my way." so it's pretty based

[Anonymous No.12046578]

>>12046175
I remember a guy from 4chan would post videos and pictures of a bird whose wings he'd broken and then cummed on. Creepy shit.

[Anonymous No.12046584]

>>12046578
>videos and pictures of a bird whose wings he'd broken and then cummed on
where arethese guys these days

[Anonymous No.12046590]

>>12046584
He got almost instant banned on /pol/ every time he did it.

[Anonymous No.12046613]

>>12046590
yet tv has child pornography stay up for like half an hour at a time

[Anonymous No.12046631]

t.

[Anonymous No.12047808]

>>12046613
well when it's the mods and jannies posting it of course it takes until the FBI gets there

[Anonymous No.12047815]

>>12046584
the weirdos all left. its a real shame.

[Anonymous No.12047820]

>>12047815
good thing reddit replaced them

[Anonymous No.12047846]

>>12046578
Good old days. Fuck the weed gang, back in 2008 this shithole was interesting.