/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.12028032]

>watch porn
>barely react
>read a nice romantic scene
>get a huge fucking boner
This happen to anyone else?

[Anonymous No.12028077]

>>12028032
Yes, welcome the the Patrician's Club anon.

[Anonymous No.12028097]

>read a nice romantic scene
>barely react
>see a dirty whore getting ploughed in the arsehole and shedding tears of joy every lovely second of it
>get a huge fucking boner
This happen to anyone else?

[Anonymous No.12028106]

>fuck two high-end sluts at once
>can barely keep it up
>girl smiles at me shyly
>pants instantly soaked in cum
makes dating really hard

[Anonymous No.12028131]

>>12028097
Yes, welcome the the Plebeian's Club anon.

[Anonymous No.12028132]

>watch American whore get gangbanged and screaming
>barely react
>Watch cute Russian girl insert a dick in her butthole and utter a soft "Дa"
>get a huge fucking boner
This happen to anyone else?

[Anonymous No.12028151]

>tfw got a boner reading the scene where Stavrogin molests the loli

[Anonymous No.12028203]

>read a nice romantic scene between a guy and a girl
>barely react
>read a nice romantic scene between two girls
>reduced to tears

[Anonymous No.12028298]

>read about conquest and enslavement
>feel something in my pants
anyone else?

[Anonymous No.12028337]

>>12028032
You're just telling yourself that because it makes you feel "pure" but its not actually true.
I know because i do that all the time.

[Anonymous No.12028349]

>>12028337
cringe. The erotic is generally more exciting than the pornographic. Anticipation, imagination etc.

[Anonymous No.12028350]

>>12028203
me too, anon

[Anonymous No.12028355]

>>12028349
Whatever comforts you.

[Anonymous No.12028367]

>>12028349
why are you anouncing your feelings like an autistic anime club kid? why did everyone think this was a good idea? The cringe meme as we know it comes from reddit directly its not native to this site at all, the only connection is Fail but even that is and always was considered peurile.

[Anonymous No.12028383]

>>12028349
I get a better reaction from written stuff too. I mean Porn gets the job done but erotica has a much greater effect.

[Anonymous No.12028401]

>>12028032
Enjoy your ruined mind from associating sexual arousal with reading which inclines you to perpetual distraction.

[Anonymous No.12028424]

>>12028151
>read the translation that says he kissed her hand
>later find out the original actually says he kissed her "leg"

[Anonymous No.12028445]

>>12028032
imagine being so pathetic that you get a boner from someone else’s imagination.
you might as well do some dirtytalk with a bro and have him pretend he’s a girl.

[Anonymous No.12028520]

>>12028383
Not what he said.

[Anonymous No.12028540]

>>12028445

I bet you only watch porn of hidden cameras because the slightest idea of watching something even slightly staged would make your boner disappear instantly since it would come from someone else's imagination.

[Anonymous No.12028558]

>>12028032
This is normal. You’re more aroused by a realistic description of a realistic relationship than you are by a staged scenario on a screen, like any physical human should be.
You should probably stop watching porn or soon you’ll only be aroused by pixels on a screen.

[Anonymous No.12028563]

>>12028445
If this is true then it’s weird for a book written by a man to make you feel any strong emotion

[Anonymous No.12028580]

>>12028367
your reply is equally as autistic as the anon you're replying to

[Anonymous No.12028602]

>>12028032
I realized that I'm fantasizing only about one girl from way back that I didn't get to fuck and everything else is just a placeholder.

[Anonymous No.12028616]

>>12028203
Something about it feels more intimate, maybe because with male/female relationships, we bring in our own thoughts and experiences, some of those may be negative. Because I am not a lesbian (would take some explaining to do because I, like everyone on the internet, am male), my own past experiences are removed from the equation and I experience the romance from a clean state, rather than projecting my own conscience.
Also it's fucking hot

[Anonymous No.12028631]

>>12028337
Nope, I made the thread right after it happened. Nice projecting though.

[Anonymous No.12028636]

>>12028367
cringe

[Anonymous No.12028642]

>>12028355
watch out we got a badass over here.. he knows he gets titillated more by porn more than and SO DOES RVETYONE ELSE... if they disagree it’s because they’re deluded by aestheticism or moralism rather than because what they say actually reflects their subjective experience!!!!!!! Yum cum

[Anonymous No.12028656]

>>12028032
>watch porn
>barely react
>watch hentai
>get a huge fucking boner
this happen to anyone else?

[Anonymous No.12028748]

>>12028656
Braindead reifag

[Anonymous No.12028753]

>>12028203
Begone transbian rapist

[Anonymous No.12028787]

>>12028616
That's an interesting perspective. I don't know if that's all there is to it but it is true that my own experience is removed from the equation when reading such things. For me, this has been the case for as long as I remember. As a boy I read Jane Eyre and the part that struck me the most was Jane's relationship with Helen and that's still the part I remember most.

>>12028753
>>>/lgbt/
I'm not delusional and I don't want trannies in my lesbian romance novels.

[Anonymous No.12028803]

>>12028203
this but with boys ;) actually they all work on me

[Anonymous No.12028823]

I think it's the way we are supposed to be, OP. Porn kind of rots your brain, and also there's a lot of human trafficking and generally unsavory stuff involved in the production of porn so it's probably for the best that you just avoid it.
>>12028656
You're either disgusted by what you consciously or subconsciously know goes on in the porn industry, or you've developed a fetish for cartoon features preventing you from being aroused by actual humans. Probably the latter, but it's still more moral than consuming 3D porn.
>>12028203
This, yeah.

[Anonymous No.12028872]

>>12028032
I love a well-written scene were characters flirt and express their love through their own unique personalities, but I find most actual sex scenes to be kinda boring. I feel like they're mostly all written the same way and you could swap them with sex scenes from a different story(replacing characters X and Y with W and Z) without a noticeable difference.

[Anonymous No.12028879]

>>12028032
You have an emotional void in your heart, find someone anon.

[Anonymous No.12028911]

>got a boner browsing this thread

[Anonymous No.12028915]

>>12028872
Welcome to the patrician's club privée, which is a fancy name for loneliness.

[Anonymous No.12028949]

>go to a party where a drunk thot offers herself
>completely flaccid
>meet with classmate at park and end up holding hands
>benis get bigg

;_;

[Anonymous No.12029028]

>>12028032
porn barely has any foreplay and what they do have is fake as fuck but good romance scenes in books are basically all build up

[Anonymous No.12029219]

>>12028032
>tfw pasta is fresh

[Anonymous No.12029275]

>>12028106
>>fuck two high-end sluts at once
>>can barely keep it up
hahaha isn't it funny how that always happens

[Anonymous No.12029311]

>>12028540
hey that's not true, I watch cam girls too

[Anonymous No.12029370]

ive never fapped in my life before but i get boners

[Anonymous No.12029437]

>tfw you read a genuinely erotic scene in a book for the first time and begin to realize just how badly porn destroyed your brain

[Anonymous No.12029490]

>>12028642
>xD i have a handholding fetish

[Anonymous No.12029590]

>>12028032
Sometimes I fantasize about the anons here when I read their posts. You're probably not as cute as you are in my mind, though.

I hope it doesn't happen to anyone else.

[Anonymous No.12029850]

>watch porn of woman being aggressively fucked to orgasm in multiple positions
>barely react
>watch first 5 minutes of lesbian porn where fully clothed girls are kissing
>hands free orgasm

[Anonymous No.12029726]

>>12028203
>>12028616
The foreign and unknowable is alluring.

[Anonymous No.12029745]

>>12028032
depends on the porn but yes, i like my erotica to have a romantic aspect. i only read wincest erotica

[Anonymous No.12029774]

>>12028911
fuck you got me lmao

[Anonymous No.12029790]

been beating it to trashy fetish erotica since my teens. still haven't found something else that gets me going like it.

[Anonymous No.12029814]

>get aroused by opposite boner
>huge massive gender
Anyone happen to this to?

[Anonymous No.12029825]

>>12028616
>>12028787
>>12029726
I'm a lesbian and yuri is good stuff.

[Anonymous No.12029827]

>>12029825
I didn't know I needed this validation

[Anonymous No.12029833]

>>12029825
do you wipe your butt after bowel movement?

[Anonymous No.12029840]

>>12029827
Validation culture is fucking gay (in the bad way). Just do what makes you happy, anon.
>>12029833
Our kind don't poop.

[Anonymous No.12030005]

>>12029490
retard i'm a fucking degenerate fucking in the brain. but erotic art is more stimulating than porn. it might not give me bigger boner immediately but porn is like apathetic cum. erotica is more like when you're having BDSM sex with your LIFE LONG CRUSH..........

[Anonymous No.12030542]

>>12030005
Why can't you follow a conversation?

[Anonymous No.12030593]

>>12028540
I unironically do this. Can't watch staged porn anymore

Unstaged porn makes me want to kill myself though.

[Anonymous No.12030597]

>>12028602
Based

[Anonymous No.12030659]

>when im watching porn i often imagine how i would be such a confident beast in bed given the chance
>cashier says "hello" to me
>knees weak arms are heavy
Can anyone relate?

[Anonymous No.12030734]

>>12029370
>never fapped in my life before
BULLSHIT unless you are 11-15ish

[Anonymous No.12030736]

I wish I were a cute girl

[Anonymous No.12030739]

>>12028602
>t. HH

[Anonymous No.12030745]

>>12028349
This.

[Anonymous No.12030755]

>>12028602

[Anonymous No.12030767]

>>12028106
>girl smiles at me shyly
>pants instantly soaked in cum
Anon, stop spying me.

[Anonymous No.12030776]

>>12028367
Based and redpilled

[Anonymous No.12030782]

>>12030734
If someone is "11-15ish" chances are that he faps more in a day than you in a week.

[Anonymous No.12030801]

>>12029590
It's because of the anime girls, you baka. Train your brain to disconnect them from the posts.

[Anonymous No.12030804]

>>12030782
i meant 11-15ish as an age where his libido hasnt kicked in yet

[Anonymous No.12030812]

>>12030801
I can't, you are drinking from that glass while you are writing that post? aren't you, you qtpie

[Anonymous No.12030829]

>>12030812
1. It's pronounced "qt3.14"
2. That's Nico Yawaza from Love Live!, I myself am a male.
You may also want to look into gay porn, just to make sure your dick isn't getting any funny reactions.

[Anonymous No.12030831]

>>12029850
>>hands free orgasm

I've had one of those once.

[Anonymous No.12030893]

>>12030801
No, it still happens when I'm just reading their walls of text.

[Anonymous No.12030900]

>>12030893
Then see >>12030829.

[Anonymous No.12030903]

>>12028032
>>watch porn
>>barely react
>>touches dick
>>get a huge fucking boner
>This happen to anyone else?

[Anonymous No.12030924]

>>12028151
pic

>>12030831>>12029850
>hands free orgasm
how?

[Anonymous No.12030937]

>>12030900
1. Live Love sucks
2. There is no question I am a homosexual. 3D porn is gross anyway.

[Anonymous No.12030981]

>>12030903

Sauce

[Anonymous No.12030988]

>>12030981
It's a well-known frame used for countless memes.

[Anonymous No.12031001]

>>12028032
>Watch softcore porn
Nothing
>Watch hardcore porn
Even less than nothing
>Watch scat porn
Eh... maybe? No, nothing.
>She turns. “Hold up my fur.” He obeys. “Be careful. Don’t touch my skin.”
Earlier in this game she was nervous, constipated, wondering if this was anything
like male impotence. But thoughtful Pointsman, anticipating this, has been
sending laxative pills with her meals. Now her intestines whine softly, and she
feels shit begin to slide down and out. He kneels with his arms up holding the rich
cape. A dark turd appears out the crevice, out of the absolute darkness between
her white buttocks. He spreads his knees, awkwardly, until he can feel the leather
of her boots. He leans forward to surround the hot turd with his lips, sucking on
it tenderly, licking along its lower side . . . he is thinking, he’s sorry, he can’t help
it, thinking of a Negro’s penis, yes he knows it abrogates part of the conditions
set, but it will not be denied, the image of a brute African who will make him
behave. . . . The stink of shit floods his nose, gathering him, surrounding. It is the
smell of Passchendaele, of the Salient. Mixed with the mud, and the putrefaction
of corpses, it was the sovereign smell of their first meeting, and her emblem. The
turd slides into his mouth, down to his gullet. He gags, but bravely clamps his
teeth shut. Bread that would only have floated in porcelain waters somewhere,
unseen, untasted—risen now and baked in the bitter intestinal Oven to bread we
know, bread that’s light as domestic comfort, secret as death in bed . . . Spasms in
his throat continue. The pain is terrible. With his tongue he mashes shit against
the roof of his mouth and begins to chew, thickly now, the only sound in the
room. . . .
OH ANON FUCCKKKKKKKK *SQUIRTS WHOLE BALL*

[Anonymous No.12031064]

>>12030924
Just by being so horny that you cum. It's crazy.

[Anonymous No.12031077]

>>12031064
but are you soft or hard

[Anonymous No.12031080]

>Watch porn
>Some reaction
>Read romantic scene
>No reaction
>Watch workout videos and showing off bodies
>Huge fucking boner poking my eye

[Anonymous No.12031123]

>>12031001
>that absolute WALL
i can tell that you are a fithy leftist cuck without even attempting to make sense from the letter waterfall that is your word diarrhea

[Anonymous No.12031126]

>>12031123
kys

[Anonymous No.12031132]

>>12031123
*sniffle* Anon, please!

[Anonymous No.12031263]

>>12031123
Based and boomerpilled.

[Anonymous No.12031313]

>>12029790
An excerpt to illustrate

https://pastebin.com/izRhn5cw

[Anonymous No.12031878]

>>12031313
Sometimes I get off to trashy feet tickling fanfiction.
It's what scarcity of quality does to me.

[Anonymous No.12031944]

>>12029833
Literally LOLd over a 4chan post for the first time ever

>>12029840
>Our kind don't poop.
This is in layman terms why men like yuri.

>>12028823
This. I recall a video of a girl walking around with a dildo inside her. It was not exciting. It was humiliating and sad.

[Anonymous No.12031959]

>watch porn
>meh
>find a thread where an idiot asks s4s permission to cum
>empathical boner

[Anonymous No.12031982]

I think I could write good erotica and it would probably be also a psychologically good way to deal with sexual frustration, but I would feel (1) extremely embarrassed afterwards, especially post-cum, and (2) as if it were a huge waste of time compared to other kinds of writing, the same way I feel my time is wasted while watching tv, browsing the internet or being here.

[Anonymous No.12031984]

>>12028097
>tears of joy every lovely second of it
It’s all fake in porn, it is so obviously an act. I see a girl masturbating herself and then she makes faces as if she’s enjoying it and then the *chaching* of the donations goes faster and she starts enjoying it more and when there’s more donations she climaxes. It’s so fucking dumb. Huge turn off. And then you watch amateur stuff and it’s some cuck shit or obvious prostitutes. Porn is dead.

[Anonymous No.12031996]

>>12031984
>Porn is dead
the idea behind porn is too subhuman for it to have ever been "alive" in the first place

[Anonymous No.12032077]

>>12031982
boyy you can sell that shit and make banz. write for me ill make you 3k a month easily

[Anonymous No.12032085]

>hardcore: meh
>softcore: slightly less meh
>lesbian softcore: better
>pics of naked women: almost good
>pics of dressed women showing their goods: good
>pics of women you saw in porn but are now fully dressed: even better
>pics of women you never saw naked and who are not even exposing anything much but you can see their shapes almost bursting out of their clothes: excellent
>pics of victorian age women uncovering 10% of their shin: best

[Anonymous No.12033043]

>>12032077
>money
disgusting