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ITT: write a tumblr-quote-bait lit excerpt with your phone’s predictive text

>I don’t want to feel like bothering to be anything tomorrow or tomorrow or maybe tomorrow

>> No.12023228

>>12023182
If you're looking for an opportunity you will be the only one who has.

>> No.12023230

>phoneposting
no thank you

>> No.12023236

>>12023182
Years later I was just a little more than that, a lesbian wife of a god.

>> No.12023240

The fact that the game is not going well is just a little bit more than a minimal strategy.

>> No.12023303

There are many things one can suppose to be, but often one forgets to suppose themselves.

>> No.12023351

One must have been an incredible night of the night, and the rest of the week before you go

>> No.12023364

I'm sorry I didn't see that you were going to be one of the best people I could ever imagine

>> No.12023491

>>12023182
Was it a night or day or did we simply construct one out of boredom

>> No.12023498

To be able to speak with you is the one truly serious philosophical problem

>> No.12023543

>>12023228
C.S. Lewis
>>12023236
McCullers
>>12023240
Definitely DFW
>>12023303
Twain
>>12023351
Tao Lin
>>12023364
Nicholas Sparks
>>12023491
Hemingway
>>12023498
kek this has to be from cheating

>> No.12023577

I don't know what anyone else is doing but I'm still not going to try to make the case for a good day.

>> No.12023579

>>12023543
this is fucking hilarious

>> No.12023943

I've been taking medicine in the same situation as a scapegoat just because you are too scared to address the issue of the time so there's no need for the gym atm but I will let you know if I do find someone who can be a friend to help me.

>> No.12023959

At the end of the day all that really matters is your heart and soul and I will be there in probably less than 20 more minutes

>> No.12023970

If I feel like I need it was the first crusade I love at the time for time for time for time for time for

>> No.12024022

I don't know what the problem was when you said that I see you as a punishment.

>> No.12024041

>>12023182
Is this the app I have a lot for my phone I wanna is my last day

>> No.12024190

Night of a friend who was in his office at a school called the new year of service

>> No.12024204

The first one is the most of my life, but the other day, but the other day, but the other day, but the other day, but the other day, but the other day, but the other day, but the other day, but the other day, but the other day, but the other day, but the other day, but the other day, but the other day, but the other day, but the other day, but the other day, but the other day...

>> No.12024206

>>12023182
Of the early hours I had to get up to go live on a Saturday morning to be able to see my mom

>> No.12024396

>>12023240
i actually kind of like this one

>> No.12024525

>>12023182
And if I can help you out with that you are enjoying them to the office to get a hold of Disquiet

>> No.12024721

>>12023182
I think that is accurate for me and I am in the process of reverse the way I am and it is revealed to the world of you and the world of the time you get here and I will transfer the money to you in order to discourage them from the hola onions un hombre muy divertido y me gusta la foto de perfil onions muy bueno en este momento me gusta mucho y T en mi corazón se me ocurre una buena opción de para que el hombre se haga cargo un poco de su la amo a mi familia la amo y amo a mi familia y a mi familia y a mi familia y a mi familia y a mi familia y a mi familia y a mi familia y a mi familia y a mi familia y a mi familia y a mi familia y a mi familia y a mi familia y a mi familia y a mi familia y a todos los que me rodean puede ser

>> No.12024834

Well if that's the way you feel then that's the way you feel then that's the way you feel then that's the way you feel.

>> No.12024878

The only thing worse than a woman is a literate woman who sleeps with many men

>> No.12024936

I just got a new one for my new job today and I’m going back home to do something fun for me and I’ll do something for you too

>> No.12024955

I’ll send y’all some pictures and I’ll send y’all some pictures so I’ll send y’all some pictures so I’ll send y’all some pictures.

I’m sorry to say we are going through this and we are going through this and we are not gonna right now we are going through this

I don’t think I can make it up at night. I don’t think I can make it up at all. I can make it work hard for y’all but I don’t think I wanna.

>> No.12025147

>>12023577
Steinbeck
>>12023943
BEE
>>12023959
Salinger
>>12023970
McCarthy
>>12024022
Sally Rooney
>>12024041
Joe Rogan
>>12024190
Dickens
>>12024204
The Bible
>>12024206
Jane Austen
>>12024525
Pessoa
>>12024721
Junot Diaz
>>12024834
Sylvia Plath
>>12024878
Houellebecq
>>12024936
Salinger
>>12024955
Some NYT Op-Ed writer

>> No.12025401

When one of us will be there, the only thing that is a good thing to do is to be done.

>> No.12025491

How many people are not in space and they are not in the world, but it's ok. The other way is to read the book, but it's really not a good idea. Is that the final round of the game now and I'm going to win.

>> No.12025504

What is this still happening here
and you folks are set up at my pad

>> No.12025590

I live in a CIA prison. A nigger runs my prison. In prison, the nigger tries to torment me. We can take away his knives by confessing, every day. In about 2000, I masturbated fantacizing about my niece, Lani. She looks like Star Trek Seven of Nine! In 1985, at my sister's wedding, I stuck my crotch on the hot tub drain because it kinda sucked. In 1985, I tried to get a dog to lick my dick. From 1998-2003, I fantacized about leading a Catholic army like Dune, of Mexicans or Brazilians? That was dumb because they're niggers. In 2003, I played tag with a black girl about 7-years-old. She reached for my crotch. In high school, in the library, Carlos and I said 'juicy' or 'toxic' as a way of evaluating girls. In 1988, I cheated on my SAT by talking in the hall during the break -- two problems. On 9/9/1999, I killed a CIA nigger on purpose with my car. :-) In 1982, when I was 12, I babysat Kevin's kids. I changed a diaper because I thought that was being professional. In 1975, when I was about age five, my brother, Keith, put my penis in a vacuum. In 1977, when I was about age seven, my brother, Danny, got me high on gas fumes and we sucked each other's dicks. Dr. Tsakalis had an oddly round ass. Paul Keck at Xytec had an oddly round ass. Distracting? At about age five, Jay Weinrick and I touched dicks to each other's assholes.

>> No.12025606

>>12025590
now now Terry, refrain from communicating beyond the grave

>> No.12025643

>>12023182
Percent of your opinion on this is a real good thing about it and I think you have to pay to do something about that you do have not been able for you haha was a great night

>> No.12025658

Anno circiter ad in Africa et Asia occidentali et in situm est in urbe die ignoto Romae nobilis familia quae in peregrinos Romam duxit.
Я тaк пoнимaю чтo ты нe в игpe a ты в игpe в игpe c игpы и игpaть в игpy нa игpy пpecтoлoв. (wtf)
The first time you had the chance to play with your dog or the other one you would have.

>> No.12026012

Oh my God is the only thing that I can think of right now and I don't want to see him

>> No.12026047

>>12023182
I think it's just too late for me though so I'll have another.

>> No.12026084

I’m just waiting for the next time I get to see the new one day before I can go back to sleep

>> No.12026197

The only thing I have been working on the same time as the main thing I have been working on the other day and night I was thinking of you.

>> No.12026385

>>12023182
Of course I don't have a job interview at all the time lol I guess but I guess I should have to work out with my friends and I guess I don't have to work on my schedule for the day lol

>> No.12027378

>>12025401
Last line of dialogue before the climax

>> No.12027445

>>12023182
Some of the people that have the most time will not let me go back into my life

>> No.12027997

>My favorite thing is to see how you are feeling today

>> No.12028045

>>12023543
>>12025147
You making it up or you for real? Can you really tell every single one?

>> No.12028231

>>12023182
Liten handduk is an åker vi på det

>> No.12028285

Can I have your house? Can we go through it all again?

>> No.12028304

>>12023182
The End to the collective of a particular purpose or less than the intended is strictly prohibited

>> No.12028321

>>12023182
Of the most people who tend to be like a freak or feminists or something like weird things like that they are always in their own way and they don’t care about that

>> No.12028325

I am the way to the condemned tribe and I am not sure what to do with it but I am not sure what to do with it but I am not sure what to do with it but I

>> No.12029604

The whole thing was getting exposed and it was just like that one thing I didn't want to do with my Facebook page.

>> No.12029616

I have to go to the bank and get back to you on the phone with my mom and I'm not sure if I can make it

>> No.12029872

>>12023240
>The fact that the game is not going well is just a little bit more than a minimal strategy.
not bad

>> No.12029720

A lot of internalized guilt and I can't have those things lol
I don't know what to do anymore

>> No.12029737

The more you know and have sinned i dont care get some reason i shall like short time to time to time to time to time to time to time to time to time to time to time to time to time to time to time to time to time to time to time to time to time to time

>> No.12029743

>>12028231
>Liten handuk is an åker

Vackert, svengelska kan tamejfan användas till bra modern poesi

>> No.12029748

The more you read the work by God in my face the confession booth be glad

>> No.12029751

Thanks for your time on some things that are not in the best way possible

>> No.12029918

Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow creeps in this petty pace from day to day to the last syllable of recorded time and all our yesterdays have lighted fools the way to dusty death out out brief candle life is but a walking shadow a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage and then is heard no more it is a tale told by an idiot full of sound and the fury signifying nothing

>> No.12029786

I'm working from home tonight or tomorrow night at the end of the world

>> No.12029800

>>12025147
>Joe Rogan

>> No.12029999

>>12023182
The same thing happened to the people of the same thing

>> No.12030025

We are in a room with a view of the city and the other one is just a reminder to be in a relationship

>> No.12030058

>>12023182
I heard from the liar that you are going to be in the United States at the time of the year and I was wondering if you could give me a call on the phone to discuss the possibility of getting a new job

>> No.12030061

For the first time in Australia, the book is not a meme of this thread and they don't see the trees and they have to go out of the game now and I'm not an actual sociopath

>> No.12030259

I think it cost to be the pinnacle of human creation were more interesting than the real estate agent is not a good enough answer to this question of my life.

>> No.12030363

Just because the other side and a bit like to be in a relationship with the satanic Kabbalah and the demonic Talmud crucify daily the government is small the majority of the Christian faith in the UK and Ireland for you and your family.
Wtf

>> No.12030371

The best thing about this game has come to me that it doesn't matter if I do this game or not

>> No.12030484

>>12023182
Minuti di recupero e poi non so che dirti.

>> No.12031639

>>12030484
Pepperoni mamma mia pasta margarita!

>> No.12031652

On the story pictured above the ground and the German Revolution of the American people who are not our native American Idol.

>> No.12031673

>I will be there at the same time as the story of my Life.
Really want to know why my phone randomly capitalizes words. This isn't the first time it's done that.

>> No.12031688

>>12023236
lmao

>> No.12031731

Cats and dogs are not going through the motions of the day, the same thing for you could convince him tomorrow morning. Thanks so much for a wonderful evening.

>> No.12031864

I don't know if you can do this for you and your family

>> No.12032040

>>12030363
You phone fag a lot, don't you

>> No.12032124

>>12023182
Is she going for the day to come?

>> No.12032237

your point of view should be the only thing to remain blunt

>> No.12032262

no i dont need a good life and then you can get beat up

>> No.12032286

I’m not a fan but if they were warned it would be better if they were warned that it would be a bigger issue than the other people who are interested in their social security system or social media accounts for their parents who like their parents and the other parents who have never thought. The only way to do this game is to be able to play the game.