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>He became convinced that constipation clouded his brain, and he added an impressive array of laxatives to his room-sized medicine cabinet.

Imagine the smell...

>> No.12023168

>>12023162
He was absolutely right. I feel really smarter after taking a shit

>> No.12023190

Maybe an honest days labor in the fields would have cleared up both his bowels and his brain. Stupid aristocratic cuck.

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>>12023162
Based, he was half-way to realizing that cooked foods and vegetables are literal poison

>> No.12023329

>>12023162
>He became convinced that constipation clouded his brain

This isn't even controversial.

>> No.12023333

>>12023329
Its probably the other way around though