/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.12018064]

>pull up to local library, tip the valet
>right away inside the door there is a homeless person asking for change
>quote him the lyric of Smashmouth’s All Star
>he claps and lets me in
>I get inside and sit in the quiet section
>stupid man in a rascal won’t stop clapping, he must have just finished a book
>go over to the video games section
>play super smash bros. with some homeless people
>decide to rent Dante’s Inferno video game version Book + video game + pizza + cookies combo
>have to pay extra for drink
>have to tip the waiter a 20% minimum
>didn’t like the service but the waiter has a gun in a holster so I decide to obey
>decide to leave early
>valet has smoked a fat one in the car

[Anonymous No.12019186]

>>12018064
This thread slaps! Also ahh the skeletons are back for some reason!