halloween experiences

[Anonymous No.12016794]

/EU/ bro here, just got beat and thrown out of a house party for pointing out that acronyme =/= metaphor
got even called a racist
i really fucking wish i was making this up
scotty, beam me up

[Anonymous No.12016799]

>>12016794
You deserve this. Halloween is for American children and Halloween parties are for scum.

[Anonymous No.12016813]

>>12016794
Give me the full rundown

[Anonymous No.12016816]

>>12016799
i can't say you are wrong, but i really enjoy looking at women on halloween.
can't english atm lmao i hope you catch my drift

[Anonymous No.12016820]

>>12016794
kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.12016823]

Care to elucidate?

[Anonymous No.12016843]

>>12016794
Are you cute? I wish I could beat you up. I wish I could tie you to a pole and abuse you. Tickle, slap, spit on, grope. Mmmm. European boys deserve to be tormented

[Anonymous No.12016851]

>>12016813
>house party at friend's m8's place (multiple students in one appartement, (WG for you germanophiles)
people smoking in 1 room at open window, carpet in this room
>sit there with a m8
>guy who (apparently) lives there comes in
>says "why are you standing on this shitty (more fitting translation would be "fucking") carpet with your shoes?"
>moving off the carpet, say "this is a "shitty" carpet?"
>guy says "THAT WAS AN ACRONYME"
>explain what an acronyme is
>he gets upset and demands i take my shoes off (was already off the carpet at this point and had clean af shoes)
>say i won't leave my shoes in his staircase out of fear they might get stolen
>get called a racist and get smacked, leave party

(sry for butchered english, tripping balls atm)

fucking captcha,not even sure im not a robot at this point

[Anonymous No.12016859]

>>12016851
>german
>autistic
>beta
>racist
>buzzed
it's like poetry

[Anonymous No.12016861]

>>12016816
Stop being a bug man that chases pleasure. That's a biological response which only benefit is procreation. That's like telling me you enjoy heroin on a Wednesday. It doesn't excuse it. Expose it, and you'll see it's directing you, not the reverse.
Marcus Aurelious said this
>When you have savories and fine dishes set before you, you will gain an idea of their nature if you tell yourself that this is the corpse of a fish, and that is the corpse of a bird or a pig; or again, that wine is merely grape-juice, and this purple robe some sheep's wool dipped in the blood of a shellfish; and as for sexual intercourse, it is the friction of a piece of gut and, following a sort of convulsion, the expulsion of some mucus.
>Thoughts such as these reach through to the things themselves and strike to the heart of them, allowing us to see them as they truly are. So follow this practice throughout your life, and where things seem most worthy of your approval, lay them naked, and see how cheap they are, and strip them of the pretenses of which they are so vain. For pride is an ever-subtle deceiver, and it is just when you are most confident that you are engaged on serious matters that it most surely beguiles you. Consider, for instance, what Crates said about Xenocrates himself in this regard.

[Anonymous No.12016864]

>>12016859
well i made him apologize him first xD

[Anonymous No.12016869]

>>12016861

[Anonymous No.12016870]

>>12016851
I wish the brutish low IQs grabbed hold of you, pulled your shoes off and then started whipping and tickling your bare feet to punish you for your insolence. This is an acronyme!!!

[Anonymous No.12016871]

>>12016794
you should have shot them all in self defense.

[Anonymous No.12016886]

>>12016871
this is why i love america

missing piece in thhe story is a trans"woman" who kept touching me after i told >her to fuck off multiple times but this really reads like /pol/ fanfiction
get me out of here

IM NOT A ROBOT

[Anonymous No.12016889]

i wish china would nuke us already

[Anonymous No.12016901]

>>12016886
Mmmm you must be cute

[Anonymous No.12016968]

>>12016889
Me too, buddy. Me too.

[Anonymous No.12016981]

>>12016851
Quickly, think of an acronym for shitty. Hang on, was this the German word for shitty?

[Anonymous No.12016983]

>>12016861
Ok, having a cigarette instead

[Anonymous No.12016984]

>>12016794
Nobody will trick or treat my house because of what happened last time

[Anonymous No.12017074]

>>12016983
Cigarettes stimulate the brain in a good way.

[Anonymous No.12018767]

>>12016984
Oh.. stoytime. Please tell me, anon.

[Anonymous No.12018780]

>Get home from class after telling a few classmates who asked that I was "just gonna chill with a few friends and watch some horror movies dressed up"
>Do no such thing
>Make some hot dogs
>Watch youtube videos all alone on my tv all night then play RDR2 for a bit
>Lay in bed and stare at the ceiling for an hour thinking
>Fall asleep and dream a cockroach chased me which caused me to wake up screaming

[Anonymous No.12018791]

>>12016981
beschissen, right?
Although the sentence was probably in Dativ, so:

beschissenen

Which is a tough acronym to improv. OP should have taken his shoes off anyway because good manners. The dudes who hit him for having bad manners seem a little mad too.

[Anonymous No.12018800]

>>12018791
I think there's Scheiße which means crap or shit I believe

[Anonymous No.12020054]

>>12016984

i second this >>12018767

>>12018791
this guy is right >>12018800 (scheiß Teppich)

>>12018791
i actually meant to compliment the carpet with my remark and wasn't even the person he was pissed about at first (because i wasn't responsible for any filth and everyone was wearing shoes). And i have quite expensive ones (just heard that some stuff got stolen there so i was right in my assumption).

>>12018780
gif related