What character do you think has been the best lover in a novel? I want to read a good love book and study that character. I want to learn how to become a good girlfriend just on case it happens!

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None !WvWWh.l.CE Tue Oct 12 17:10:40 2010 No.1200847 [Reply] [Original]

What character do you think has been the best lover in a novel? I want to read a good love book and study that character. I want to learn how to become a good girlfriend just on case it happens!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 17:11:40 2010 No.1200851 dagny taggart not even trolling

Anonymous Tue Oct 12 17:12:40 2010 No.1200854

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>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 17:12:40 2010 No.1200855 >>1200851 Who's that

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 17:12:40 2010 No.1200857 Probably Agnes from David Copperfield. For men, the guy from far from the madding crowd.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 17:13:40 2010 No.1200858 You will never be a girlfriend, but then, why would you want to..?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 17:14:40 2010 No.1200864 just let whomever stick his weiner in your butt. then don't let him. then let him. then don't again. then don't again until you get away with bossing him around.

>>	None !WvWWh.l.CE Tue Oct 12 17:14:40 2010 No.1200867 File: 95 KB, 472x369, forever alone face.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >just on case it happens!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 17:14:40 2010 No.1200868 Come on now TyBrax, you identified yourself as MALE in a profiling thread only a couple of days ago!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 17:18:40 2010 No.1200878 It's obvious that you, Typbrax, are a pathetically lonely masochist. If you like I will indulge you, verbally on this board and physically should we ever meet. I will destroy you Tybrax because it is the destiny you have chisen. Whore.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 17:20:40 2010 No.1200886 >>1200878 >chisen is that sum purposeful southern civil war era slang i'm detecting? jine the ahmee bise! jine the ahhhmeeeee

>>	None !WvWWh.l.CE Tue Oct 12 17:21:19 2010 No.1200887 >>1200868 you will nevar know my gender!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 17:26:40 2010 No.1200912 >>1200887 I don't think anyone will seriously it's beyond a joke

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 17:30:40 2010 No.1200920 >>1200887 Tybrax deletes a post yet again!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 17:30:40 2010 No.1200922 >!WvWWh.l.CE 10/12/10(Tue)17:21 No.1200887 >>>1200868 >you will nevar know my gender!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 17:31:40 2010 No.1200925 >>1200920 i reposted tybrax's post >>1200922 lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 17:34:40 2010 No.1200938 File: 23 KB, 500x375, Bump It.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1200922 lol bitch can't escape

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 17:35:40 2010 No.1200944 Remember when you guys thought Ty was a hot camwhore?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 17:38:45 2010 No.1200954 >>1200944 no. ty=stagolee. always did. anyways. i've always liked the women in miyazaki's movies. even the young ones. they're so noble and independent. not like reality. :( i suppose most of us guys are jerks too. :(

>>	None !WvWWh.l.CE Tue Oct 12 17:40:40 2010 No.1200960 >>1200878 what?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 17:44:40 2010 No.1200975 >>1200960 Things to take away from this comment. 1. Tybrax is pathetic 2. Tybrax is lonely 3. Tybrax is a masochist we may also take the liberty of saying: 5. Tybrax is an attention whore

None !WvWWh.l.CE Tue Oct 12 17:45:40 2010 No.1200978

>>1200954
>ty=stagolee
no please don't, that makes me feel ill.

stag was so creative with threads & yet they were still on-topic & with great discussion. mine are on topic but oh so boring :(

i bet stags like going out to the theatre with friends & dating & things like that now... well at least he's happy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 17:46:40 2010 No.1200987 File: 14 KB, 250x305, data_wtf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >go to /adv/ >little lamb threads, little lamb threads everywhere >go to /lit/ >tybrax threads, tybrax threads everywhere Why.

Anonymous Tue Oct 12 17:46:40 2010 No.1200989

>>1200978
stag was funny at times, but he was also very blatantly a posting persona - it was obvious to the casual observer that stag wasn't a real person. One gets the suspicion in reading your posts that the same is true of you - and I think that's where some of the belief that you are stag comes from - but you're certainly worse than him at it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 17:47:40 2010 No.1200990 >>1200978 I prefer thread that are off topic, imo

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 17:47:40 2010 No.1200992 >>1200954 >tybrax = stagolee Only new-fucking-fags would think that. Us oldfags know it's been gamergirl since the start, the real gamergirl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 17:48:40 2010 No.1200995 >>1200992 hahahaha yeah, every tripfag on /lit/ is gamergirl

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 17:48:40 2010 No.1200996 >>1200992 >implying gamergirl didn't quit ~3 months back and reappeared only once to say she didn't have time for 4chan derp.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 17:51:40 2010 No.1201003 TyBrax is a pope loving whore. Leave her to her pathetic world view and talk about some motherfucking literature.

None !WvWWh.l.CE Tue Oct 12 17:51:40 2010 No.1201005

>>1200989
obviously (well it should be) i'm ambigious about my identity just in case you get my docs & attack my relatives or whatever you did to stag.

it makes me feel weird when you think things about my life are just me trolling tho :|

>>1200987
i like that girl but i dont think she'd want to talk to me.

Anonymous Tue Oct 12 17:54:40 2010 No.1201018

>>1200975
Do you know how to count to 5 bro?

>>1201003
>pope-loving
>whore
0/10. Keep your trolling to off-topic threads please.

Further proof that TyBrax haters are the fucking retards of /lit/. Probably the same bunch that call Holden Caufield an emo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 17:56:40 2010 No.1201022 Tybrax is Scottish (you can tell because she uses the word "whilst")

Anonymous Tue Oct 12 17:57:40 2010 No.1201024

>>1201005

I can't decide if you're a troll or not. I mean if you are a troll, then I have ni idea how it benefits you to adopt this pathetic character. I see no lulz.

On the other hand, it's hard to think of anyone in real life as fucking tragic as you are. It's like emo hyperbole.

>>	None !WvWWh.l.CE Tue Oct 12 17:57:40 2010 No.1201025 >>1201022 How you know this? (i dont seem to have said whilst on this page)

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 17:58:40 2010 No.1201028 ok could we please just get some books fulfilling the request please?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 17:58:40 2010 No.1201029 >>1201025 You did it once a while ago

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 17:59:40 2010 No.1201031 >>1201022 I'm English and I prefer to use 'whilst'. It's just a choice of style

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 17:59:40 2010 No.1201032 How do you be a good girlfriend: ONe. Be pretty TWo. Have lots of sex with partner

None !WvWWh.l.CE Tue Oct 12 18:00:40 2010 No.1201033

>>1201024
>I have ni idea how it benefits you to adopt this pathetic character. I see no lulz
an opinion backed by logic (there is no gain).

>it's hard to think of anyone in real life as fucking tragic as you are. It's like emo hyperbole
opinion baked up by your own sensationalist catchphrase. try again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 18:00:40 2010 No.1201035 >>1201028 This is a Tybrax thread ffs. You should know that nothing good will come of it!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 18:01:40 2010 No.1201037 >>1201035 I don't give a shit who tybrax is and you people shouldn't either. Let's just get on topic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 18:02:40 2010 No.1201039 I think I laughed that one time you said you wouldn't read on a park bench because you were afraid of being perceived as being alone

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 18:03:40 2010 No.1201041 >>1201037 That's a good point and I agree wholeheartedly

>>	None !WvWWh.l.CE Tue Oct 12 18:03:40 2010 No.1201043 >>1201028 >& then anon was the trollz... >>1201032 satisfying a neckbeard with bad taste & who likes nothing else apart from fantasy trash & jerking off to elf porn is not being a "good gf".

>>	None !WvWWh.l.CE Tue Oct 12 18:05:40 2010 No.1201047 >>1201039 why?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 18:05:40 2010 No.1201048 >>1201043 Yeah.. that's why you instead get a hot bf with muscles

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 18:07:40 2010 No.1201052 Wuthering Heights, it's op's pic

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 18:07:40 2010 No.1201054 >>1201043 All he said was 1. be pretty and 2. have lots of sex I'm sure every guy will say these are two very standard wants. Where do you get neckbeard and bad taste and elves from? Honestly, you're quite irrational at times Ty

Anonymous Tue Oct 12 18:08:40 2010 No.1201057

>>1201048
the majority of healthy people have other hobbies other than sex & things for sex. but i know you probably think otherwise from watching shows like jersey shore so you can escape to a world where nerds like yourself are the only clever ones & normal people are just so dumb & shallow.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 18:09:40 2010 No.1201060 >>1201047 It is kind of funny. Typical Tybrax insecurity

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 18:09:40 2010 No.1201062 >>1201057 I see you've never had sex

>>	None !WvWWh.l.CE Tue Oct 12 18:10:40 2010 No.1201064 >>1201057 This is my post. quick reply doesnt seem to have saved my trip on this extension. or possibly because i had 4chan4chrome on at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 18:10:40 2010 No.1201066 >>1201052 I've lost all faith in you, /lit/. This is the first on-topic reply. Have fun circle-jerking to tripfags.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 18:12:40 2010 No.1201069 >>1201064 Listen. All your boyfriend needs from you is sex. If you want to indulge other interests and hobbies with him that's fine but those are secondary in importance to being a good girlfriend

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 18:12:40 2010 No.1201070 >>1201057 You must be Tybrax. There's nothing wrong with enjoying sex, it's a very healthy and essential part of a relationship. If you suppress your urges and chastise them as you obviously do I fear you'll grow up a somewhat sick individual.

>>	None !WvWWh.l.CE Tue Oct 12 18:13:40 2010 No.1201072 >>1201069 >>1201062 >>1201054 Proof that nerds are totally preoccupied with their "virginity" so much so that it warps their reality.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 18:13:40 2010 No.1201073 I notice there is lots of.. HETERONORMATIVITY in this thread.. what if TyBrax is a lesbian? You should all be ashamed

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 18:13:40 2010 No.1201077 >>1201032 /thread

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 18:14:40 2010 No.1201079 Alright Tybrax. Age, Location. If I'm nearby I'll offer to go to dinner with you or something

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 18:15:40 2010 No.1201080 >>1201072 Proof that you don't understand men and have literally no experience with them sexually, like, at all

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 18:15:40 2010 No.1201082 File: 8 KB, 259x195, Honee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1201057 It's all about sex, baby

>>	None !WvWWh.l.CE Tue Oct 12 18:15:40 2010 No.1201085 >>1201060 how wouldnt you look alone? especially if you normally look awkward anyway, even walking with other people.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 18:18:40 2010 No.1201096 DonmotherfuckingJuan

Anonymous Tue Oct 12 18:18:40 2010 No.1201099

>>1201072

You're such a whiny little bitch, I'm actually getting kinda hot at the thought of making you gag on my cock now. You'd struggle a bit as I roped you to the bed, but by the glint in your eyes I'd know that you'd waited a lifetime for such perfection

You're one of those girls that says 'no' when their eyes say 'yes'

None !WvWWh.l.CE Tue Oct 12 18:19:40 2010 No.1201100

>>1201079
>Age, Location. If I'm nearby I'll offer to go to dinner with you or something
Jesus Christ. You are all SEX OBSESSED WAKE THE FUCK UP.

i dont even want a partner right now. im not even sure if i want friends though i guess i prob do. I need to find some "cynical" people irl or really just anyway that i would really get on with.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 18:20:40 2010 No.1201103 >>1201100 Make sure none of youre friend are men because they'll probably rape you

>>	None !WvWWh.l.CE Tue Oct 12 18:20:40 2010 No.1201104 >>1201099 >You're one of those girls that says 'no' when their eyes say 'yes' Doh-ho-ho. if thats not a perfect example of your sex-obsession distorting your senses then i dont know what is...

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 18:20:40 2010 No.1201105 >>1201085 Well you would look alone obviously because you would be alone. The point is that most people wouldn't care

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 18:21:40 2010 No.1201108 >>1201105 Unfortunately TyBrax isn't Most People but rather a socially maladjusted weirdo

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 18:22:40 2010 No.1201109 >>1201104 Stop it. I swear to god, I don't want to be attracted to you, but you're coming across so weak and helpless that's it's impossible not to think about dominating you!

>>	None !WvWWh.l.CE Tue Oct 12 18:22:40 2010 No.1201110 >>1201105 people laugh at me when their in groups & I pass by. also sometimes when im sitting alone & they walk past. i seriously have to check if my hair is sticking up or my clothes have gone weird or things like that.

Anonymous Tue Oct 12 18:25:40 2010 No.1201114

>>1201110

Are you sure you're not just paranoid? Even if you are startlingly ugly, I doubt that the majority of people would laugh at you. What clothes do you normally wear, how do you have your hair? Is it daring or sloppy in any extraordinary way? If not, I think you're just a bit paranoid

>>	None !WvWWh.l.CE Tue Oct 12 18:25:40 2010 No.1201117 >>1201109 funny thing is, you pretended to be all sexually forward & a joker right now is probably the closest you've been to such things with a girl. im not really bothered what you fantasize about neckbeard.

>>	None !WvWWh.l.CE Tue Oct 12 18:30:40 2010 No.1201129 >>1201114 i do things awkward though. things that are so normal i stand out for doing them wrong. like how to swing your arms when you're walking, where to put your arms when you're sitting, etc.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 18:31:40 2010 No.1201132 >>1201100 >Tybrax wails about being forever alone in virtually every post on /lit/ >Finally feel pity and respond >get rejected outright wat

Anonymous Tue Oct 12 18:32:40 2010 No.1201134

>>1201117

You act so disgusted, but I know that at home you're smiling, maybe even trembling at the keyboard. You throw these insults you use around so often they are meaningless, they only show weakness and it's your weakness that I'm starting to thrive upon despite my better instincts.

And, whether you believe me or not, I've had many sexual experiences, my last girlfriend was sort of like you. She was weak. She liked to be thrown around and dominated. Shhe was a bitch. I could make you my bitch too. You'd love it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 18:36:40 2010 No.1201141 >>1201129 Do what you want with your arms! It doesn't really matter. I personally tend to swing my arms a bit when I walk, I was in the cadets for a few years and all the marching made an impression I guess. It doesn't matter what you do though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 18:36:40 2010 No.1201144 File: 51 KB, 420x298, tuckermax.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1201134

>>	None !WvWWh.l.CE Tue Oct 12 18:38:40 2010 No.1201148 >>1201132 never said i wanted a bf. im smart enough to know you should have a stable group of friends beforehand.

Anonymous Tue Oct 12 18:49:40 2010 No.1201169

>>1201148

Hey, Tybrax. I'm going to assume you're a virgin, pardon me if I'm incorrect, but nonetheless this is my opinion. I'm also under the impression that you think about fucking a lot. A hell of a lot. This is just something I've come to observe in virgins. For a girl like you though, I bet you have a kinky side. Do you ever think about getting tied up Tybrax? Rope? Ducktape? Do you think about having your underwear torn from you and stuffed in your mouth whilst you lay with your head on the ground, your arse in the air whilst you get pounded from behind? Do you lie in bed at night and think about these things whilst you stroke your clit with the blankets tight against your body, constricting you like the strong grip of the man you know you need? I bet you do. I bet you do.

>>	Brownbear !5EJ71eKlNQ!!6SnjW+BUlLP Tue Oct 12 18:50:40 2010 No.1201171 >>1201148 >>1201148 but you're a dude you silly goose.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 18:51:40 2010 No.1201173 >>1201148 You need me Tybrax. You need a strong hard dick to give your world some sense. I'd fuck you into a new philosophy. My philosophy.

None !WvWWh.l.CE Tue Oct 12 19:00:15 2010 No.1201196 [SPOILER]

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>>1201171
I know i was just kidding to protect my identity of course or was I?

>>1201169
OK I give in... I want you,

I'd tie you up and bring you to my house. Then I would turn the heating all the way to the fucking max. Next I'd put my pussy on the radiator until it became red hot. I'd then drag my lips all over your face giving you severe 1st degree burns and leave a trail of melted pussy & hair all over your face. Then after 4 or 5 months when the skin on my pussy grew back I would repeat the process over and over until you face was made of my pubic hair. then i'd shlick over showing a fantasy nerd who's boss.

>>	Brownbear !5EJ71eKlNQ!!6SnjW+BUlLP Tue Oct 12 19:05:40 2010 No.1201215 File: 488 KB, 1680x1050, 1282315330720.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1201196 >>1201196 you're a dude you silly goose etc

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 19:07:40 2010 No.1201220 File: 73 KB, 584x359, 1285894393614.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1201196

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 19:08:40 2010 No.1201223 >>1201196 >>1201196 I never thought I'd say that but a tripfag made me laugh.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 19:08:40 2010 No.1201226 File: 2.00 MB, 1708x2126, 1286507761130.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1201196 I knew Tybrax was a girl.

Anonymous Tue Oct 12 19:09:40 2010 No.1201227

>>1201196

Ahahaha I knew you'd return to me! And with a wonderful enthusiasm too, and such imagination! I applaude you my darling, I really do. This is a fun little conversation we're having isn't it? I must say I'm rather happy to have squeezed out of you the first sexual words I've ever heard from you, it's a good first step. Although, it is a very extreme fantasy you have there, I would never want to burn your lovely little pussy. Why would I damage something I could take such pleasure from? No, the only damage your pussy will be taking will be from my cock when I run you through my sexual gauntlet for the first time. I'm sure after a while I will carve an easy passage though. This just means more imagination in torturing the rest of your dainty little body.

Oh and btw, I absolutely hate fantasy novels, not that it matters much. I don't intend on starting a book club with you after all. I just want to own you, and have you drink from the saucer I place at my feet and wait like a patient little doggy until I intend on murdering your sweet delicate pussy again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 19:10:40 2010 No.1201234 File: 9 KB, 220x251, 1285115658891.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1201227 >>1201196

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 19:11:40 2010 No.1201236 I hate it when some girl identifies herself as a female on /lit/ and then the other /lit/ fags are all over her with attention. Tybrax is a camwhore minus the cam.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 19:11:40 2010 No.1201237 >>1201227 Gosh would someone please delete this thread

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 19:11:40 2010 No.1201238 Ferro Maljinn from the First Law trilogy

Anonymous Tue Oct 12 19:12:40 2010 No.1201241

>>1201196

Oh and I did laugh when you said there you would show me who's boss. Hahaha Oh really? You will, will you? why is it that girls like you that need to be owned and enslaved by a strong hand always insist on these silly power struggles every so often? I guess it just gives me more reason to throw you around doesn't it, dear?

>>	None !WvWWh.l.CE Tue Oct 12 19:14:40 2010 No.1201242 >>1201236 Sup sister! i feel sad you choose to be a nerd tho... To the person that keeps replying to me... Do you think you can really treat me like I deserve, as a sub-human?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 19:14:40 2010 No.1201244 >dear >lovely >my darling >dainty This thread makes me want to puke.

>>	Brownbear !5EJ71eKlNQ!!6SnjW+BUlLP Tue Oct 12 19:14:40 2010 No.1201245 >>1201236 and also a fucking dude

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 19:15:40 2010 No.1201247 >>1201242 I know I can.

Anonymous Tue Oct 12 19:15:40 2010 No.1201250

I would like you to wear drawers with three or four frills one over the other at the knees and up the thighs and great crimson bows in them, I mean not schoolgirls' drawers with a thin shabby lace border, thigh round the legs and so thin that the flesh shows with a full loose bottom and wide legs, all frills and lace and ribbons, and heavy with perfume so that whenever you show them, whether in pulling up your clothes hastily to do something or cuddling yourself up prettily to be blocked, I can see only a swelling mass of white stuff and frills and so that when I bend down over you to open them and give you a burning lustful kiss on your naughty bare bum I can smell the perfume of your drawers as well as the warm odour of your cunt and the heavy smell of your behind.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 19:15:40 2010 No.1201251 >>1201245 You think so? That would make this way more hilarious.

Anonymous Tue Oct 12 19:16:40 2010 No.1201255

The two parts of your body which do dirty things are the loveliest to me. I prefer your arse, darling, to your bubbies because it does such a dirty thing. I love your cunt not so much because it is the part I block but because it does another dirty thing. I could lie frigging all day looking at the divine word you wrote and at the thing you said you would do with your tongue. I wish I could hear your lips spluttering those heavenly exciting filthy words, see your mouth making dirty sounds and noises, feel your body wriggling under me, hear and smell the dirty fat girlish farts going pop pop out of your pretty bare girlish bum and fuck fuck fuck fuck my naughty little hot fuckbird's cunt for ever.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 19:17:40 2010 No.1201258 Tybrax. Don't worry be happy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 19:18:40 2010 No.1201263 I wish someone other than tybrax would spam gore in every tybrax thread

>>	None !WvWWh.l.CE Tue Oct 12 19:19:40 2010 No.1201264 File: 26 KB, 370x467, 1276819932173.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1201258 pls help me

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 19:22:40 2010 No.1201268 >>1201264 You do come off as the type to be a fetishist Tybrax. You've brought all this attention on yourself.

>>	Brownbear !5EJ71eKlNQ!!6SnjW+BUlLP Tue Oct 12 19:24:40 2010 No.1201272 >>1201251 >>1201251 i KNOW so

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 19:25:40 2010 No.1201275 >>1201272 What are your sources, Brownbear? How do you know?

>>	None !WvWWh.l.CE Tue Oct 12 19:26:40 2010 No.1201277 >>1201268 my ultimate fetish is a hug. :\|

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 19:27:40 2010 No.1201281 Jesus, in The New Testament

>>	Brownbear !5EJ71eKlNQ!!6SnjW+BUlLP Tue Oct 12 19:34:40 2010 No.1201291 >>1201275 >>1201275 coz i've seen a fucking webcam

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 19:59:40 2010 No.1201337 >>1201264 d'awww. Did you know that smiling can make you happier? Seriously. Try it. If you smile, you feel better. (it's science http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/7849905/Smiling-makes-you-happy-research-into-botox- shows.html )

>>	None !WvWWh.l.CE Tue Oct 12 20:24:40 2010 No.1201404 >>1201337 i do try to smile i think. because i look better when i smile apparently.i only do it when talking to ppl i think tho. instead of randomly while walking.

>>	TyBrax's Non-Pushy Male Fan Who's Kind of In Love And Not a Douchebag !E4lSlcX7SY!!UxAofbDAb7B Tue Oct 12 21:51:40 2010 No.1201745 >>1201277 My feelings are unchanged.

>>	NortheasternWood !b.4.bGY6Gg Tue Oct 12 21:52:40 2010 No.1201750 Lady Chatterly

>>	Handbanana !tK4ashPPPM!!0FEAjfj2g/L Tue Oct 12 21:58:23 2010 No.1201774 My feelings are unchanged. I'm a large, powerful man, and your gender makes no difference to me TyBrax, I will fuck your ass like the hammer of God.

>>	TyBrax's Non-Pushy Male Fan Who's Kind of In Love And Not a Douchebag !E4lSlcX7SY!!UxAofbDAb7B Tue Oct 12 22:01:40 2010 No.1201784 >>1201774 Fuck off.

>>	None !UyhAEqbnp. Tue Oct 12 22:02:40 2010 No.1201790 File: 16 KB, 289x313, artist_facepalm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] seriously.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 22:10:40 2010 No.1201820 >>1201745 AHAHAHAHA I was scared I'd never see you here again! Oh, you do make me laugh, TyBrax's Non-Pushy Male Fan Who's Kind of In Love And Not a Douchebag.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 12 22:11:40 2010 No.1201823 Hey, Tybrax! How come you deleted that post about your melting vagina?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 13 05:22:40 2010 No.1202652 >>1201404 You could try to smile more when you're by yourself. Not everything you do has to be for the benefit of other people.

Anonymous Wed Oct 13 05:52:40 2010 No.1202675

there are a variety of styles, so keep in mind that people look for different things in lovers

but [and take this with a grain of salt, and I am a Bujoldophile ] I think Fawn and Dag from Bujold's Wide Green World/ Sharing Knife series are the ultimate couple; supportive yet independent, passionate yet giving each other space, each helping the other open up to new ideas that help make them more and greater; its an ideal, that kind of love, and to fall short of that is only realistic, even if it feels more real to me then long-time couples I know in real life

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 13 05:55:40 2010 No.1202680 File: 75 KB, 1046x700, badroute.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1202675 Holy shit, you might be the biggest weirdo ever. I didn't even know what Bujold was. Thanks for making me feel better about myself. It is why I keep visiting /lit/.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 13 06:02:40 2010 No.1202688 >>1202680 What the hell Are you just a dickhead naturally, or did you put effort into it

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 13 06:06:40 2010 No.1202690 Dolores Haze.

Anonymous Wed Oct 13 06:16:40 2010 No.1202701

>>1202680
Comes pretty natural to me, didn't really have to put any effort into it this time.

I mean, just look at this sentence from an adult perspective.

>but [and take this with a grain of salt, and I am a Bujoldophile ] I think Fawn and Dag from Bujold's Wide Green World/ Sharing Knife series are the ultimate couple; supportive yet independent, passionate yet giving each other space, each helping the other open up to new ideas that help make them more and greater; its an ideal, that kind of love, and to fall short of that is only realistic, even if it feels more real to me then long-time couples I know in real life

One can't help but be amazed at the faggotry involved here. I hope you are female, if not I suggest you kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 13 06:17:40 2010 No.1202703 >>1202701 that's not me you're just wayyyyyyyy too much of a dickhead

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 13 06:45:40 2010 No.1202727 >>1202703 Being a dickhead's cool...

Eli Pomerantz Wed Oct 13 06:46:40 2010 No.1202729

>>1202703
>>1202701

It is I; I am that weirdo; I'm a guy, straight, and I don't care what you think about me- I'm just trying to honestly answer the post, troll or not

however, dick or not, what are you really accomplishing, or trying to accomplish, with your attitude? Do you hope that the rest of the board will join in your jeers? that I will feel embarrassed, frightened, or sadden b your comment?

if you honestly disagree, that's cool; I'm mostly happy to listen to differing opinions. But what substance are you relating here other then your own vehemence? Is it really worth your time and effort to do this?

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