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What should I read to fuck girls like Malia Obama?

>> No.11989703

Christopher Logue, War Music.

>> No.11989704

>>11989699
omg that cute frog looks exactly like Burroughs

>> No.11989706

ten bucks says she ends up married to some dude from goldman sachs

>> No.11989709

Do you go to Harvard too?

>> No.11989714

>>11989709
I go to redneck school in Texas, but I think I could definitely fill a kink with that. Like when I rich white girl fucks her black drug dealer, except a trashy white guy who makes moonshine.

>> No.11989721

>>11989714
Are you a cuck? I was asking because she goes here...

>> No.11989726

>>11989721
U see her pusy?

>> No.11989798
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11989798

this is a good mantra i like to recite in steven segal's voice

>> No.11989824

>>11989798
Looks like Sensei Segal doesn't know what 'penultimate' means.

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>>11989798
But clearly the American woman belongs to the floppy haired Anglo