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So I have this terrible book I have been forced to read for my final exam. I haven't read any of it and I've got an assignment due for it in. I have 3 weeks until I actually have to fully hand in the essay. All I have to do is find how cloudstreet. "Compare and contrast how language, structure, and context shape meaning in the two texts Cloudstreet and A Dolls House in relationship to similar theme or connecting idea.

Anyone got any idea on how I can write this essay without reading it or am I fucked?

>> No.11974601
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>>11974590
>hasn’t read the book
>decides it is bad in advance

>> No.11974645

>>11974590
Are you in Perth? Are you a boy? Are you cute?

>> No.11974732

>>11974645
Yes yes and yes.
How'd you know I live in Perth

>> No.11974744

>>11974590
Read the fucking books dumbarse

>> No.11974771

>>11974590
>t. jaded Perth NEET who never went outside as a kid and doesn't "get" the nostalgic musings of a beach/river/fishing/landscape obsessed Tim Winton, probably looking to move to london at the first opportunity

>> No.11974773

>>11974732
;)
If you let me bdsm you I’ll write your essay I’m a good writer and analysisist

>> No.11974885

>>11974744
i cant read that much in 1 week

>>11974773
Sorry im not a prostitute

>>11974771
Are you talking about the book or me

>> No.11974954

>>11974885
you m8 but just having a laff dw
which uni you at?

>> No.11974955

>>11974885
Perthanon probably is/was in the same class and has/had the same assignment. Which btw sounds elementary as fuck. Are you in remedial cuck engrish? That you need cookie cutter prompts? Jesus, read the fucking book you illiterate. Log off the fuckin fortnite, close your laptop and sit down with the book. You have so much time.

>> No.11974969

>>11974732
they made us read this in high school too, this was almost 20 years ago

>> No.11974994

>>11974969
Are you like 40 then?

>>11974955
Well the question is easy and stuff i can do it without reading the book, it's just that. This is the final assignment. This is what decides weather i get into uni or not. There were about 40 other books the teacher could have chose from but she chose 'home and away' in book form. Also, i have never liked any of Tim Wintons books. Might actually have to go for prostitution seeing as this is what decides if im going to be working at mcdonalds for a year or actually training to be a nurse.

>>11974954
Tafe doing year 12 atm

>> No.11975048

>>11974994
Jesus fucking christ. Imagine being such an infinitely-regressed eppy that you would seriously consider prostitution as an alternative to reading a book and hamming your way through an essay. Maybe--JUST MAYBE--university isnt the right place for you

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>>11975048
God damn seppos i was just having a joke mate

>> No.11975073

>>11974885
>>11974994
You shouldn’t think of it as prostitution anon ;) just think of it as an erotic adventure a la Sade or bataille Ignore this sook >>11975048

>> No.11975081

>>11975055
>>11975073
I see that this is now a boomerang wank thread and will exit stage front, ya cunts

>> No.11975093

>>11975073
Sorry i wont let some random abuse my tummy

>> No.11975102

>>11975093
Yum. Now I wanna tickle your tummy

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>>11975102

>> No.11975617

>>11974590
>How do get by when you haven't read a book
Finally we have a relevant thread on this board.

>> No.11975928

Cloudstreet isn't a terrible book