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Which philosopher could BEAT THE FUCK out of you???

My vote is for Nietzsche

>> No.11960640

Neetcheeze couldn't beat anyone
Plato would whoop my ass though.

>> No.11960673

The Greeks were the only ubermensch philosophers

>> No.11960680

>tfw my dad got beat up by Lyotard

>> No.11960704

>>11960490
Plato.

>> No.11960718

>>11960490
Nick Land

>> No.11960722
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11960722

Plato

>> No.11960729

Nobody from the past thousand years.

>> No.11960734

>>11960490
ive never been in a fight and yet I think im some sort of badass, i walk around staring everybody down and bumping into people

gonna get rekt one day lel

>> No.11960737

Kant probably has telekinesis

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11960759

Diogenes could probably beat up everyone

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>>11960737
I think I'm in love with Kant, even if he is a goblin. What do?

>> No.11961082

>>11960759
agreed. It's not about the dog in the fight, but the fight in the dog.

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old driver nietzsche doesn't deserve this :(

>> No.11961664

>>11960490
Wyttgensteen and Marcus Aurelius in his prime obviously

>> No.11961678

>>11960799
what animr is this from?

>> No.11961684

>>11960490
Socrates was a soldier and a talented wrestler, probably any of the Greeks who served in combat. Marcus Aurelius too.

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11962115

*shoots you 6 times*

>> No.11962122

>>11961664
>in his prime
What's the point in specifying that?

>> No.11962124

>>11960680
That event did not happen.

>> No.11962140

>>11962115
It's a fucking cloudy province that changes from clouds to sun like Darline's shityass child needs dippers you idiot. You could have waited fifteen minutes and had your god damn twinkly fireball!

>> No.11962199

>>11961678
monogatari an excellent anime

>> No.11962205

The former professor of one of my professors told Heidegger to his face that his philosophy was just neo-platonism in German, Heidegger apparently just slapped the guy in response ^^ XD

>> No.11962230

>>11960490
What is with the people on this board falling for the "Nietzsche was a badass meme?" He was an invalid edgelord who couldn't even get a girlfriend.

>> No.11962813

>>11962230
This. He was into his sister but was too cucked to act on it. She would have obliged him without hesitation if he asked her.

>> No.11962817

>>11960490
Absolutely none of them, it's like an ocean pissing into a pond.

>> No.11963404

>>11960490
plato is the correct answer
nitzey was a bare knuckle boxer
diogenes punched a guy
all the greeks were soldiers

>> No.11963428

Literally every philosopher was a manlet, beta, cuck or all three. There doesn't exist a single Chad philosopher actually capable of beating somebody up.

>> No.11963486

>>11962230
I want him to scratch ubermensch into my forehead and throatfuck me.

>> No.11963523

Xenophon was a mercenary as well as a soldier. Unsure whether others were also mercenaries.
There was a Greek who used to carry jugs of water at night like a mule (described as such I believe) and work on his philosophy during the day. Can't remember his name at all. Seems like he would have been pretty tough.

>> No.11963537

>>11963428
Roman philosophers were all chads

>> No.11963560

Schopenhauer would throw you down the stairs

>> No.11963563

>>11962813
[citation needed]

Nietzsche loathed his sister and blamed her for ruining his one real shot at marriage

>> No.11963579

>>11960490
>>11963428
Marcus Aurelius

>> No.11963861

>>11960490

NEETzsche was barely functional.