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What books to read to attract a big titty goth gf?
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>>11944019
Shit thread. Whos everyone's favorite presocratic?

>> No.11944052

>>11944041
Empedocles

>> No.11944055

>>11944019

The Mysteries of Udolpho
The Monk
Castle of Otranto
Frankenstein
Dracula
The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
Carmilla
At the Mountains of Madness
The Picture of Dorian Gray
The Turn of the Screw
Leaves of Grass
Stephen King Novels
We Have Always Lived in the Castle
The Willows
World War Z
Coraline

>> No.11944058

>>11944041
I'm not attracted to this woman but I would mate with her just so she can produce Giant offspring for me

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>>11944041
Charlotte sartre

>> No.11944119

>>11944019
my diary desu

it's about being a humble and kind chad, with a visibly big dick

>> No.11944951

>>11944019
>implying goth girls read

>> No.11944969

>>11944058
>I'm not attracted to this woman
Are you fucking gay?

>> No.11945000

>>11944969
There's something about her that's too Uncanny Valley to me. The picture looks altered in some way. It scares me and I want to destroy her.

>> No.11945047

>>11944062
Not everybody knows that standing with your weight on one foot triggers a minute bowel movement. Under her folded crevices the remains of last night's saucy cheese pasta are sloshing inside of her poo chamber. At the exact moment this picture was taken a little sneaked out of her rectum, causing the slight grimace seen on her face. While on the surface everything looks ok, below the trickling treat, now brown and with traces of Brie cheese, has created a fine lubricant between her cheeks. It will remain until dry on the train home.

>> No.11945071

>>11945000
>It scares me and I want to destroy her.
Me too. With my dick.

>> No.11945117

>>11945000
I want to destroy most women, anon. I want them to gasp for air through my clenched hand and sting with pain on the most sensitive areas of their bodies. I want them to scratch me and bite me and know that there's nothing they could do to escape my grasp even if they wanted to. I want their brains to turn into mush save but the lone, cthonic echo telling them that I am the only thing in this world that can bring them what they want and that they must, no, are forced to submit. But then I cum and all I really want is a big light blue gatorade.

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>>11945117
oh jeez anon that's kinda hot >_>

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You gotta read Baudelaire and listen to the essential big tiddy goth gf album

>> No.11945227

>>11945117
can't you just be nice
:)

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>>11945227

>> No.11945354

>>11945329
Not very nice eh chappie?

>> No.11945363

>>11944019
Hey, she's pretty cu—
>facial piercing
Dropped.

>>11944062
Charlotte Sartre is that special kind of smutty whore that makes cultural decline seem worth it.

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>>11945354
You tell me

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>> No.11945630

>>11944019
>big titty goth
you mean a mentally ill overweight white hispanic? just recite the lyrics of panic at the disco songs.

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>>11944019
anything by storm constantine.