[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/lit/ - Literature

View post   
File: 67 KB, 413x600, 1285208321285.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
1193628 No.1193628 [Reply] [Original]

Hey /lit/, give me your best version of:

Come on, you sons of bitches! Do you want to live forever!?

In more of a Shakespearian tone.

>> No.1193645

>>1193628
Forsooth, ye bastard offspring of curs, willst you ne'er to perish?

>> No.1193652

Come hither, whore children all!
Who doth wish to reside in this realm till the end of time!

The end sucks, but I couldn't think of anything proper.

>> No.1193654

Ye fellows, me brothers in arms, is it truly ye ambition, to achieve life eternal?

>> No.1193664

Onwards, whoresons! Who amongst ye would desire life eternal?

>> No.1193669
File: 99 KB, 816x612, 1283893453151.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
1193669

It doesn't have to be in a shouting tone.

>> No.1193672

the thing is life eternal sounds like a term used for the christen afterlife, which makes the whole phrase hard to interpret.

>> No.1193677

Yo, bros, y'all wanna live together?

>> No.1193683

Take heed, ye bastard born! Dost thou yearn to live forever?
It's not much different, but let's be honest, it doesn't need much work.

>> No.1193690
File: 1.32 MB, 3264x2448, 1283893537174.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
1193690

>>1193672
You don't have to use "life eternal," then.

>> No.1193719

Countrymen! Why yield so readily to the face of death?!

>> No.1193739

Bear onward, and stoke thy bile, for you shall find no joy in immortality.