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Previous thread (>>11880810) reached bump limit.

>What is this?
Pure memery mixed with some serious input.

>WhAt dOsE "DeServd" mEan??
"How much they deserved it" means suffering in general, not the amount that they received.

Remember to keep the file in .png while editing it.

Currently pending suggestions:
>Deleuze: S60, D20
>Guattari: S40, D20
>Popper: S55, D85
>Modiano: S75, D25
>Dworkin S75, D15
>Dr. Frankenstein (30,55)
>John Proctor (20, 60)

>> No.11900573

>>11900567
this is so forced demap yoursef

>> No.11900586

>>11900573
>Bawwww, look at me, I'm terribly butthurt because people disagreed with me over where we should put some author I don't like! They called me a /pol/tard, these filthy lefties, and implied that Jews and women can suffer too!!

>> No.11900588

will give you general directions instead of coordinates:
Hegel and Kant, lower right
Schelling, upper left
Jünger, lower left
Evola, upper left
Guenon, lower right
Amy Ireland upper right
Sloterdijk upper left
William Gass upper right

>> No.11900597

Memerson suffering at 45 vs willy burroughs suffering at 15. No
>>11900573

>> No.11900599

>>11900567
>Trump
>4chan screepcap
>4chan board
>sci-fi
>memes unrelated to anything
Why would you ruin a chart like this?

>> No.11900601

>>11900597
Also pkd at 15 suffering, absolute state of lit

>> No.11900607
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Where does The Minotaur go?

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>>11900599
Here is the original one, made by /his/, for reference.

>>11900597
>>11900601
You can edit them if you want to. They were added at some point in the previous thread and nobody questioned their position.

>> No.11900611

>>11900601
pkd shouldn’t even be mentioned

>> No.11900628

>>11900567
>Grendel at 85 Deserving, 75 Suffering
>Grendel's Mother at 95 deserving, 60 suffering

>> No.11900637

>>11900610
Who is the black guy with a Portuguese thingy on the head. Top right

>> No.11900651 [DELETED] 

>>11900637
Alberto Barbarosa

>> No.11900653

>>11900637
it's Alberto Barbosa.

>> No.11900654

>>11900599
Trump is a writer though.

>> No.11900723

>>11900567
>>11900588
Evola should be moved more to the right -- I mean, he got himself bombed by walking out during air raids.

How did Schelling suffer? He would be lower left, something like 25-35.

>>11900597
Boroughs should definitely be bumped up d80, s30 -- despite killing his wife, he was remorseful.

Memerson should move down to like s20 or something like that.

>>11900607
Maybe something like d20, s20 -- to my knowledge he doesn't deserve anything bad, nor has he undergone that much, aside from the usual bumps in life.

Changes:
Beauvoir: d85, s40 -- more S
Derrida: d90, s25 -- less S
GRR Martin: d95, s15 -- less S
Wilde: d85, s50 -- more S
Tolkein: d5, s35 -- more S

I also feel like this whole project would look better if all the images were greyscaled.

>> No.11900751

>>11900723
>I also feel like this whole project would look better if all the images were greyscaled.
Sure, although finding greyscaled pictures of living authors is at times difficult. Or not even living authors, but Fat Bugs or Clarence the Carrot.

>> No.11900758

>>11900567
>Gregor Samsa didn't deserve it
t. Gregor Samsa

>> No.11900802

>>11900758
Samsa did nothing wrong

>> No.11900819

Anna Frank where?

>> No.11900821

I feel like Lolita should be S90 D10 to contrast with HH at S10 D90

>> No.11900857

>>11900819
somewhere top left or mid-top left

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>>11900611
wrong

>> No.11900866

>>11900610
>hey were added at some point in the previous thread and nobody questioned their position.
two people quested pkd's position you turbo brainlet. you probably don't recognise who the people are

>> No.11900867

Where would stirner go ?

>> No.11900872

>>11900866
I was talking mostly about Memerson and Burroughs.
>you probably don't recognise who the people are
the absolute state of /lit/ shitposters

>> No.11900873

Add post your novel ideas tapir with high deserved 0 suffering

>> No.11900879

>>11900872
take your meme garbage back to his

>> No.11900894

>>11900588
Kant is lower left
>>11900567
Marx should be higher.
Martin should be at D70. Put King in his place instead.
Put Kierkegaard as S75:D10

>> No.11900985 [DELETED] 

>>11900567


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hegesias_of_Cyrene

no pic of the guy, and no primary source, but man this should fit.

>> No.11901210

Immaneul Kant
25s 5d

>> No.11901220
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>> No.11901287

>>11900567
Dr. Frankenstein deserved a lot of suffering

>Create being, run away because it looks a little creepy
>Tell nobody that it just left somewhere, just forget about it
>It kills your family and frames someone else for the murder
>You know she didn't do it, but sit through her entire trial and execution without saying a word
>Deny your creation the second chance of having a family

>> No.11901339

This is a shitty meme. Stop.

>> No.11901537

Bolano: 10, 35

>> No.11901543 [DELETED] 

Janny you’re already on a rampage please strike here next

>> No.11901554

>>11900567
>>11901220
DFW deserved at least 60

>> No.11901571

>>11900567
>Shakespeare
>deserved 75, suffered 10
???

>> No.11901574

>>11900610
If they put Franz Joseph that high up then Woodrow Wilson should absolutely be higher. Certainly not at 0 suffering.

>> No.11901576

Severe cringe
Everyone in this thread should kill themselves

>> No.11901578

>>11901571
I believe it's Cervantes

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>>11901578
No, it's not.

>> No.11901591

>>11901574
Franz Joseph had his entire royal status dissolved making him the shameful tombstone of a universe utterly dismantled in front of him, his entire life turned into a laughable LARP
What happened to Woodrow WIlson?

>> No.11901595

>>11901589
We got to edit that then. I believe he didn't suffer much, just deserved way less than 75, right?

>> No.11901614

>>11901595
Cervantes?
He suffered quite a bit in life, lived poor, fucked his hand up in war, was a slave for five years and a filed playwright after the miltiary. Didn't really catch a break until the very end of his life. Personally he seemed like a good guy, if a bit fierce. I'd give him d25 s60
If you mean Shakespeare we simply don't know enough about him to say anything.

>> No.11901655

>>11901614
I was thinking about Shakespeare. We know that he was a smug britbong, so that's 15 deserving by definition, and probably that's all. As for suffering, he lived that comfy aristocrat life, but he was probably kind of troubled - who else could've come up with such modern psychology 5 centuries ago?

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Why do few characters?
I feel like some Shakespeare characters are obligatory here.
Starting with Hamlet
D: 60 S: 70

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>>11901661
Othello
D: 35 S: 60

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>>11901667
Iago
D: 100 S: 70 (tortured to death off-screen)

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>>11901671
Lear
D: 25 S: 95

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>>11901677
Macbeth
D: 95 S: 80

>> No.11901680

>>11900567
Add Ezra pound to one of the 100 columns

>> No.11901687

>>11901554
we love DFW here. it wouldn't be very /lit/ of us to put him at 60 even if he really beat up his wife.

>> No.11901705

I dont know how much of suffering would be but Borges going blind was a hard hit for someone who thought of himself "to not have lived life but read it"

>> No.11901710

>>11901655
Rumor is he's a fag and cuck/cuckholder so for the sake of meme maybe increase deserve to 25.
As for suffering we know at least his only son Hamnet died young close with Shakes father, which certainly influenced the themes in Hamlet. Overall yeah, he probably empathized some pretty anguishing stuff to write what he did. 15, 15, or 25, 25 seems like a proper, neutral place for the bard.

>> No.11901778

>>11901571
He was a black woman. There’s your explanation right there.

>> No.11901798

>>11900567
Tao Lin suffers about as much as DFW just by living day-to-day. I do agree that he deserves it more, though

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Nobel Literature Committee
D: 90 S: 15

>> No.11901816

>>11901815
kek

>> No.11901818
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Melville
D: 10 S: 60

>> No.11901819

>>11901798
go to bed Tao.

>> No.11901843

>>11900723
Peterson seems like he has a genuinely hard time existentially. You can tell by the way he talks he's had at least one crisis at some point in his life, and at moments you can tell just how much he fears it again.

>> No.11901887

>>11901843
Peterson makes a gorillion dollars shilling his shitty books when most writers starve

>> No.11901954

>>11900610
Who's top right? Also, how did Jesus suffer more than Gaddafi? Being crucified surely can't be worse than being sodomized by a bayonet.

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>>11900567
Still no zweig faggots
Stefan Zweig: S75, D15

>> No.11901977

>>11900567
Please shift DFW to the far-right, thanks

>> No.11901982

>>11901975
oh shit i didnt seen it
zweig: S75, D40

>> No.11902031

>>11901977
ahem,
>>11901687

>> No.11902054

>>11901687
I think just as many people hate him here desu. Besides his writing he was a total asshole. He also fucked a bunch of his students and stalked some girl. Those weird asshole dfw copypasta's exist for a reason.

>> No.11902105

>plath, marx, foucault on the far right
>ted not on the far right
/pol/ shit already

>> No.11902119

>>11902105
How is Ted /pol/? He's a centrist ecological technosceptic if anything. Nothing to do with left/right dichotomy.

>> No.11902129

>>11902119
Murdering innocent people entitles you to a certain amount of deserved suffering.
The others were clearly added based on meme understandings rather than their actual lives or writing content.

>> No.11902134

>>11900586
cringe

>> No.11902142

>>11902129
but that wasn't him.

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>>11901220
D: 45 S: 15
OP still there?

>> No.11902165

>>11902129
back to r/communism with you.

>> No.11902177

What happened to this one >>11897481 ?
Sellars and Land are out.

>> No.11902179

>>11902156
I'm here. Will update the chart soon, although if you got plenty of contributions on your mind, feel free to add them. Icon size is 97x97 px.

>> No.11902191

>>11902165
typical crossposter response
I would be surprised if you read anything at all outside of the internet

>> No.11902196
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>>11902179
If you're incorporating characters in books
D: 10
S:75

>> No.11902238
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I'd say Raskolnikov's probably somewhere around (70, 50).

Also,
>Plath at 55

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>>11902179
>Icon size is 97x97 px.
Oh, sorry about that then.
Another Shakes character, Ophelia.
D: 5 S: 70

>> No.11902248

>>11900567
Guattari deserves his suffering much more. Head fungus.

>> No.11902258

>>11902238
>using an axe as a blunt instrument

>> No.11902553

>>11902238
And where would you want Plath? At 90?

>> No.11902656

Joyce should be in the bottom right somewhere.

I'd complain about Trump being on there but he did write some superb literature tbqhwyf

>> No.11902689

>>11901220
>Evola and Gentile at 15 deserving
>Marx at 90

Yikes

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Iago for 90, 30

>> No.11902742

>>11900567
This chart is absolutely r/eddit

>> No.11902758

>>11902553
Lower. Attempting to kill yourself when you don't get into a writing course is hardly suffering.
>muh Daddy's dead
Sorry your dad died young, but certainly not an irregular occurrence
>muh Ted cheated on me
She was crazy
>muh electrotherapy
Sometimes sketchy, but still in use today

>> No.11902770

>>11902758
This. No one on that list should be higher than 10 suffering because none of that shit is actually suffering

>> No.11902946

Still waiting for OP.
>>11902712
I got him at 100, 70. At least he definitely deserves 100.

>> No.11903060

This is awful but kind of funny I guess. Could be used as a good bait image in the near future

>> No.11903136

>>11901220
JK Rowling was already on the chart. >(70,10)

>> No.11903347

>>11900610
ya dun got Hitler n Jesus mixed on up

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Update.

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>>11903577
at 15, 5 pl0x

>> No.11903649

>>11903633
The only real answer in this thread

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>>11903577
Underground Man
85, 85

>> No.11903715
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>>11903577
Don Quixote
D: 5 S: 45

>> No.11903720
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>>11903577
Sancho Panza
D: 10 S: 45

>> No.11903764

>>11901220
Savannah Brown at 10,60

>> No.11903772

>>11903577
who is the tranny at 100,0

>> No.11903777

>Listing the Y axis first

>> No.11903797
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>>11903577
Candide
D: 20 S: 85

>> No.11903884

>>11903772
Milk and Honey

>> No.11903992
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>>11903577
Stavrogin
D: 85 S: 70

>> No.11904004

>>11900867
Stirner would be outside of the chart.

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>>11903577
>>11904004
Yeah, have him be ???, ??? in the lower left. If /a/ can do that then so can we.

>> No.11904070

Don’t you think this a tad reductive?

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>>11903577
S:80, D:30

>> No.11904102

>>11901982
Why is Zweig D:40? Dude ran into nothing but shitty situations and lived most of his life in unwanted exile

>> No.11904126
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>>11903577
Dan Schneider
D: 65 S:10
And that's it for me.

>> No.11904142

Zizek at D35 S30. Thoughts?

>> No.11904169

>>11900802
you don't know how to read kafka

>> No.11904175

>>11900567
Deleuze threw himself from a hospital window

>> No.11904201

>>11904169
This

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Update before bed.

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Update before bed.

>> No.11904349

K - The Castle

60 suffering 70 deserved

>> No.11904367

>>11903655
came here to post this

>> No.11904457

>>11904334
Why is some random kid where sancho should be?

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>>11904334
replace /lit/ with pic related tripfag, move /lit/ and /pol/ way down, put zrk somewhere medium high and right

>> No.11904526

>>11904334
>[
replace the shitty clown with judith butler
or put her at 15,80

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Someone else can take over for now

>> No.11904574

>>11904563
>Nietzsche and Kierk deserving 90
What the fuck dude.

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Nietzsche is the father of fedora tipping nihilists.

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Alright, I now it's controversial, but Pound's gotta be on here. I say D: 75, S: 85

>> No.11904592

>>11904563
Fernando Pessoa did not suffer within 5 units of Kafka. I can tell you that much.

Virginia Woolf probably didn't deserve it that much lol and she probably suffered quite a bit more than the over ton window.

Shakespeare deserves it more.

Stephen King deserves it less. Proust deserves it less. Kierkegaard obviously deserves it less. The original chart was made with serious deliberation and should remain as such.

Hitler didn't suffer that much and deserves it a tad more.

Gramsci and Nietzsche were not that bad.

I would reconsider Tao Lin, but wouldn't split hairs on anything else.

I nominate John Maus for 25,85

>> No.11904593

>>11904579
Nietzsche BTFO'd a lot of bad philosophy and continued to write despite spiraling into insanity and having degenerate family members. Fedora-tippers can eat a cock, whoever invented a way to proliferate philosophy via computers/mass communication is who you're thinking of.

Also Locke can get fucked

>> No.11904597

>>11903777
they're getting excited

>> No.11904600

>>11904563
Why does the Frankenstein monster deserve anything? The entire point was that he was an abomination who didn't wish to be created and he was already suffering.

>> No.11904609

>>11904600
I think it because Mary Shelley and Lord Byron were the opponents of King Ludd, and generally just spoiled brats. Bad of you dislike the advent of automation. Where is "he" exactly on the chart?

Is Donny D there? Is Ayn Rand there?

>> No.11904628

>>11904600
Didn't he murder a kid?

>> No.11904644

>>11904563
Freud: 95,50
Young: 10,25

>> No.11904671

>>11900610
They think Bach suffered more than Mozart... The fuck? This whole thing is invalidated

Also where is Ludwig Van

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>>11904563

>> No.11904743

>>11904728
Is John Kennedy Toole on there?
Put him for 65 suffering, 15 deserving

>> No.11904754

>>11904743
top left.

>> No.11904860

>>11904728
>Overwriting and changing positions

Stop

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Where do they go?

>> No.11905032

>>11904865
mid-left

>> No.11905188

>>11904644
>Tfw Yung Sigmund and Yung Carl would make some dope ass rapper names

>> No.11905400

>>11904728
Bruh, change Kierk. There's no reason he should be at 90. I'm tired of people ragging on the guy. /his/ did it but I thought /lit/ would have more sense for one of their favorite philosophers. He did nothing other than be a little smug and autistic. Move him to D: 30 or 40.

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>>11904728
Conrad
D: 55 S: 65
He was a cynical asshole and hated just about everyone. Also was depressive his whole life and had crippling physical issues. All around miserable guy.

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D: 45 S: 75

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Mark Fisher
S:75, D:0

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>>11904728
>no de Sade yet
D: 100 S: 45

>> No.11905852

Leopardi suffered 100
deserved 20

Caesar suffered 70
deserved 40

Edmond Dantes suffered 80
deserved 25

At least 1 of these 3 if they're to many

>> No.11905864

Can someone explain why JP is 45/40?

>> No.11905873

>>11905864
he's suffering for the entire western civilization.

>> No.11905899

>Ben Shapiro deserves 10 suffering
>Marx deserved 90
>Foucault deserved 95
>Trump deserves 5
ok buddy (retard)

What did that gay French twink poet at 45/80 (can't remember his name) do to deserve 45?

Also add Hitler pls

And I think Rupi Kaur suffered more than 5, some of her poetry is a bit dark. It might make more sense to put her at like 20.

>> No.11905988

>>11905899
>ok buddy (retard)
>What did that gay French twink poet at 45/80 (can't remember his name) do to deserve 45?
>Also add Hitler pls
>And I think Rupi Kaur suffered more than 5
yikes

>> No.11906004

>>11905899
That's Rimbaud.

>> No.11906016

>>11900567
>>11900610
>John green's positions
Lmao

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>> No.11906071

Why is Hillary on here. That's /pol/ shit

>> No.11906074

>>11906071
she wrote a book man.

>> No.11906107

>>11906057
anyone got the original image with don quixote?

>> No.11906132

>>11900567
I wonder who was the idiot who put Céline so far to the right

>> No.11906143

>>11900654
No he isn't. And it's absurd to put him at "50 suffering" AND "0 deserved it", even if you have his orange cock in your mouth.

The IQ of this place gets lower everyday.

>> No.11906146

>>11900610
>Voltaire
>Ivan the Terrible
>Marx
>Codreanu
>Mandela

Memetic garbage

>> No.11906149

>>11906143
wow you sound like a butthurt liberal stupid head
are you.... triggered? *chuckles*

>> No.11906155

>>11906149
Just exhausted with dumbasses still defending this dumbass. He's one of the stupidest people alive with no intellectual curiosity whatseover. Go back to /pol/, brainlet.

>> No.11906178

>>11906143
but he's not at 50 suffering and 0 deserved... what are you talking about...

>> No.11906197

>>11902054
Why is it that you retards are so quick to believe these things? About Mary Karr, Author, and her #MeToo moment on a dead man's body. About random anecdotes and memes about some dude who can never defend himself. Fuck you faggots, you're just as bad as the normies clammoring after every "victim" who wants their 15 minutes.

>> No.11906200

>>11901954
>Jesus
Jesus is S100, D0. Christianity as a foundation rests on Jesus being S100, D0. You simply can't name any other being, fiction or real, who is more suited to be placed at S100, D0 than Jesus.

>> No.11906202

Cassandra (Greek Mythology), S100 D5

>> No.11906405

>>11906155
>Just exhausted with dumbasses still defending this dumbass.
sounds like leftwing rhetoric.

>> No.11906420

>>11906200
>Christianity as a foundation rests on Jesus being S100, D0.
Not really, no. Theoretically speaking Christianity rests on the teachings of Christ and the interpretations by people involved in the papacy

>> No.11906454

>>11905988
Ok so irony isn't popular around here

>> No.11906466

>>11906454
This board is all about meta-irony. regular irony is disregarded altogether.

Also, I feel like Pessoa/Kafka/Dazai should all be moved to 100S of their respective D columns.

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WHat about the blob from "I have no mouth and i must scream"?

>> No.11906496

I like the mix of authors and fictional characters.

Milton's Lucifer at (100, 100)?

>> No.11906565

>>11906074
That doesn't exactly make someone a literary figure. At least Hitler is well known for his book.

>> No.11906578

What's up with Gramsci's placement. I don't think he exactly deserved his horrible life.

>> No.11906583

test

>> No.11906642

>>11906197
Even if DFW dindu nuffin he still was a self-obsessed hack that spearheaded one of the shittiest art movements ever. His meme reputation is equally hated as it is loved.

>> No.11906657

>>11901954
You severely underestimate the agony that is crusifiction.

>> No.11906676

>>11906057
Alright, less arguing, more noms.
Falstaff
D: 30 S: 40

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>>11906676
forgot pic

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>>11906057
Romeo and Juliet
Make a double space, D: 15, 20 S: 50

>> No.11906733

terribly, terribly gay thing to post

>> No.11906762

>>11906657
It’s not worse than consort Qi tho.

>> No.11906780

>>11901954
We went over this autism on /his/. The point is Christ not only suffered during crucifixion but was working his whole life towards what he believed was saving humankind and was essentially betrayed and humiliated for it. The idea is the man that least deserved it got it and got it bad. No one else could fit the spot on the chart better.

>> No.11906798

The first, and least controversial, thing thay popped in my head as I perused that image is that Virginia Woolf definitiely suffered a good deal more than the pic suggest. Chick walked into a river with stones in her pockets. She was seriously fucked in the head and no doubt suffered psychological torment beyond the understanding of almost anyone.

>> No.11906826

>>11900610
Cromwell on level with Trotsky and Caracalla?

Garbage.

>> No.11906833

>>11906780
>Christ not only suffered during crucifixion but was working his whole life towards what he believed was saving humankind and was essentially betrayed and humiliated for it. The idea is the man that least deserved it got it and got it bad. No one else could fit the spot on the chart better

Hmmm

Uhmmmmm

After some thinking I gotta say ‘nope’, others had it worse... and have you read the Wiki page for Consort Qi????

>> No.11906868

>>11900567
Please switch squares for Teddy Kaczynski and DFW thanks

>> No.11906895

>>11906057
why is the white man at 95 : 95

>> No.11906916

>>11900567
>>>/trash/

>> No.11906921

>>11900567
>Sartre
Literally a child molester. Move him to the right, right now. Right next to his student-abusing wife.
>Jordan Peterson
Move him to the right of Virginia Woolf.
>Sylvia Plath
Move her to the left. Have some decency.
>Houllebecq
Shift this perv all the way to the right. I don't make the rules.
>Mishima
Switch with DFW.
>Elliot Rodger
Three steps to the right, five steps down.

>> No.11906969

>>11906476
Ted? Obviously 100 suffering but I don't know how much he deserves. In the short story he dindu nuffin iirc but in the game he was a con artist.

>> No.11907048

>>11906868
No, don't do that. That's too radical. Moving Ted bit to the left might be reasonable, but such switch would be just silly.

>> No.11907065

>>11900610
>Consort Qi
Oh, who's this?
>She then had Concubine Qi's limbs chopped off, blinded her by gouging out her eyes, cut off her tongue, cut off her nose, cut off her ears, forced her to drink a potion that made her mute, made her dumb with toxins, and locked her in the pigsty, and called her a "Human Swine" (人彘). Several days after, Emperor Xiaohui saw the "Human Swine", and after realising who the "Human Swine" was, the emperor was so sick of his mother's cruelty that he virtually relinquished his authority and indulged in carnal pleasures.
WHAT THE FUCK

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here is a .jpg copy of the newest update, because it started to exceed 4mb and I have no time to shrink it now.

>> No.11907297 [DELETED] 

>>11907211
Duplicate at (80,15) and (100,15)

>> No.11907348

>>11906826
/his/ is pretty pleb at times.

>> No.11907362

>>11907211
Whos at Suffering 100, deserving 5? Gregor Samsa?

Also, Jünger should be moved up a bit, in his late years he became quite depressed and even cut himself

>> No.11907495

>>11900610
>junko furuta
>15 deserving
That poor girl did nothing wrong. Nobody deserves what happened to her. She ought to be tied with Consort Qi.

>> No.11907536

>>11907211
>Kierkegaard deserving suffering more than Hitler, Evola, Jordan Peterson, Elliot Rodger, Ted Kaczynski, Oscar Wilde, and Tao Lin
>Shakespeare deserving suffering more than Ben Shapiro
>Frankenstein's "monster" deserving suffering more than Elliot Rodger
>Mishima deserving suffering more than Hitler
>Virginia Woolf deserving suffering more than Jordan Peterson
>Darger deserving suffering more than Houllebecq, Ben Shapiro, Trump, or Evola
>Anne Frank deserving suffering more than DFW, Evola, Houllebecq, George Orwell, Ben Shapiro, or Trump
>child molester Sartre isn't as far to the right as his child molester wife
>DFW "suffered" more than Kafka
YOUR SHART IS SHIT, OP.

>> No.11907572

>>11907536
DFW's position is mostly a meme.

>> No.11907601

>>11907536
Woolf was an uppity cunt. Otherwise I agree.

>> No.11907608
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don quixote was a goddamned moron

>> No.11907626

>>11907608
boi was just living out the fantasy for us all. Leave him alone.

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>>11907536
Here try this.

>> No.11907711

>>11907608
>and that's a good thing!

>> No.11907720

>>11907704
Better. I'd take Trump out altogether, though.

>> No.11907741

Is Max Stirner just going to stay like this? lol

>> No.11907750

>>11907704
Put Kafka at 5,65 and Kirkegaard at 5,80

>> No.11907778

>>11900567
Not going to bother opening it. But if Ted Kaczynski isn't top left, he should.

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>>11907704
D: 25 S: 5
>>11907750
Nah, if anything Kafka should switch with Toole.

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11907788

A long needed fix to a bunch of the trolls

>> No.11907789

Why is Anne Frank at 20 for D

Also, let's put Holden Caulfield at D40 s50 and Othello at D35 S95

>> No.11907796

>>11907788
/leftypol/ get out

>> No.11907805

How about Trotsky for D25, S60?

>> No.11907831
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What next?

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>>11907789
Holy shit, forgot all about Holden. 40, 50 is a good spot.
>>11907831
fuck off

>> No.11907845

>>11907831
Holden should be more deserving and less suffering.

>> No.11907852

Also, let's add some classical characters. I'm thinking Ulysses should be d55, s95 and Hector should be 35, 100.

>> No.11907855

>>11907845
Explain why. He was suffering with mental illness and the death of his brother so he had a legitimate reason to complain about his alienation. It reflects Salingers experience in the war (we have him at 65 deserving for some reason)

>> No.11907861

>>11907852
Is Odysseus the one at 50,50? Should we add small labels to the ones that are hard to know who they are?

>> No.11907866

No Kevin MacDonald?

>> No.11907867

>>11907861
If that's Ulysses, his suffering needs to be higher. He spends 20 years desperately fighting his way past every threat imaginable just to get back home.

>> No.11907873

>>11907855
I don't think Holden is completely deserving or anything, but he causes a lot of his own problems by not caring about shit, and his suffering is purely internal, so he doesn't belong alongside Ophelia, who drowns herself.

>> No.11907879

>>11907788
>>11907831

Simplicius at ???, 5

>> No.11907889

>>11907831
Why is Hume so far right?

>> No.11907897

>>11907704
>>11907788
Are we gonna ignore this blatant bullshit editing? Was it OP that did it? It's literally just a reversal to left wing bullshit now.
I've wanted to see this through but I'm dropping if this is the 'official' chart now.

>> No.11907919

>>11907831
I nominate Thoreau for 15,5

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Moved Holden to appease the crowd

Added Hector and Oedipus

>> No.11907933

>>11907925
Move Mao Zedong to 15 deserved.

>> No.11907946

>>11907925
Meletus way right if he's not on there already

>> No.11907951

>>11907925
wait what about sisyphus and Camus
You can also throw in some characters from the king arthur mythos

>> No.11907954

>>11907897
Agreed, the guy who moved Mao is shit at photoshop.

>> No.11907960

>>11906420
>Not really, no.
You are wrong my friend, wrong.

If Jesus is not S100, D0 then by definition the fundamental idea of Christ dying for our sins (which is THE pillar doctrine of Christianity) is false. I mean you could even forget about theology and take the C. Jung route and say that Jesus is the archetypical meta-hero/meta-human (which he again by definition has to be, in literal OR metaphorical sense) and even then he is S100, D0.

Same thing goes for Satan, but vice versa.

>> No.11907969

>>11907933
u serious friendo? mao was anti-lit, he'd definitely murder everyone that ever visited this board

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>>11907933
>>11907951
>>11907919

>> No.11907979

>>11907925
Why the fuck was stoner replaced with Plath and why are there two Plaths now?
Why is Marx D: 0 S: 65?
Why is Hegel D: 0?
Why were Mao, Foucault and Gramsci moved so far left?
You think people wouldn't notice this nonsense?

>> No.11907983

>>11907960
I think that Jesus should be at 0, 100 if he was on the chart. But since /his/ already has him up there it's better just to leave him off the chart entirely.

>> No.11907987

>>11907979
I removed the second Plath. Marx has a heart of gold and didn't deserve any suffering. Same with Mao, Foucault and Gramsci

>> No.11907993

>>11907971
Please stop fucking up the chart. You don't even know how to edit properly.

>> No.11907996

>>11907987
fucking faggot commie. mao murdered millions of people and had a micropenis. take him off the list or move him as far to the right as possible.

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>>11907971
man this is a really polarized chart with people just suffering a lot
should we throw some harry potter characters in there to fill the middle?
Also put king arthur on or 50D,65S

>> No.11908006

>>11907987
>I removed the second Plath.
Which one? Stoner certainly deserves the spot he had.
>Marx has a heart of gold and didn't deserve any suffering. Same with Mao, Foucault and Gramsci
You can mayvbe make a case for Marx being misinterpreted and an even guy himself, but he certianly isn't D: 0. And the rest is absolute bullshit, especially Mao. You've been doing your own tinkering independent of thread discussion which is fine to move things along but this ideological bullshit needs to go. Your Hitler/Evola edits were fine but just remove the rest or make it even.

>> No.11908017

>>11908006
Stoner was the cause of a lot of his problems. He figured it all out but only at the end of his life.

>> No.11908023

>>11907971
George Bataille 10, 50

>> No.11908032

>>11908023
crap I meant 50, 10

>> No.11908033

>>11900610
>MLK
>Anne Frank
>same suffering
dude what

>> No.11908037

>>11908017
You could say the same thing about Plath but she didn't figure it out and just killed herself.

>> No.11908044

>>11908023
How about 85S 35D? He went through a lot of shit with his mother and father. His father his mother went crazy and attempted to kill herself a bunch of times. He eventually had to abandon his father to die to the Germans.

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Updated

>> No.11908163

>>11907971
why the fuck is Sam Hyde still on here?

>> No.11908166

>>11908163
He's a writer

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>>11908160
Bringing politics into this was a mistake.

>> No.11908201

>>11908160
Remove Mao, you fucking tard.
And you can add but stop fucking changing positions without consulting the thread.

>> No.11908213

>>11908201
Mao was moved in request of the thread

>> No.11908267

>>11908160
add >>11904126 and >>11907783

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>>11907996
Mao helped way more people than he killed. He made some bad economic judgement but that doesn't make him a bad person because he had good intentions.

>> No.11908319

>>11908287
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_killings_of_landlords_under_Mao_Zedong
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cultural_Revolution
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laogai
Yeah he had a real heart of gold there.
But seriously political shit should fuck off in this, same goes for Trotsky, Trump and Shapiro.

>> No.11908353

>>11908319
He was only doing things for the better of all people. Some mistakes were made but it was a troublesome time

>> No.11908384

>>11908287
>>11908319
>>11908353
Who gives a shit? Political figures don't even belong on the Chart. Only those who are most known for their writing should be included.

>> No.11908388

>>11908160

Why the fuck is David Hume's deservedness so high?

>> No.11908399

>>11908384
He is a philosopher

>> No.11908405

>>11908353
>Hitler/Pol Pot/Stalin/Rwandan Hutu government was only doing things for the better of all people. Some mistakes were made but it was a troublesome time
t. utilitarian shithead

>> No.11908421

>>11908399
>implying that anyone would give a shit about him without his involvement in politics.

>> No.11908423

>>11908399
Please show where Mao's text has any serious significance as actual philosophy outside of the totalitarian state he set up and radical left groups/websites.

>> No.11908453

>>11908423
>Please show me how he had any significance outside of radically changing the political landscape of the largest populated nation in the world (a nation which will likely be the world's superpower within a generation).

This is what you're saying.

>> No.11908475

>>11908453
Was it his writing that accomplished that?

>> No.11908490

>>11908453
I'm saying if you can show me how he is a 'philosopher' beyond the confines of the state he was dictator of. Anybody can enforce some brand of a wider ideology on the state they rule. Hitler, Pol Pot, Oliver Cromwell are fucking 'philosophers' too then.

>> No.11908548

>>11908475
His writing & theorizing of warfare were vital in the strategies of the Civil War. It is remarkable that he led a smaller, rural force to defeat a more coherent, organized army. I hope you realize I'm not a Maoist or advocating his philosophy; I just think it's insane to act as though Mao didn't have a remarkable impact as both a writer and leader.

>>11908490
If you're willing to call people like Sartre or Hobbes "political philosophers," even though they never had direct influence on the governing of a state, I think you have to concede that Mao was a political philosopher, since he actively shaped the functioning of the largest country in the world.

>beyond the confines of the state he was dictator of.
You should look for yrself.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maoism#Maoism's_international_influence

>> No.11908560

>>11908490
He wrote a book called Philosophy of Revolution

>> No.11908588

Does Bruce Lee count? If so put him at 15, 30

>> No.11908598

>>11908548
>theorizing of warfare
>/his/

>> No.11908725

>>11908548
So basically a bunch of radical left groups. If you'd read my comment earlier I said outside of radical left groups. His writings have no validity beyond fringe politics or places already communist. But sure, I can concede he was a technically 'philosopher' in some sense, but he's not a worthily noted literary figure. His claim to fame is a dictator and revolutionary, and if it weren't for that his reputation as a philosopher wouldn't be relevant enough to even make a mention here. And if we concede to state influence being the measure of noted literary figure and philosopher then we have every notable leader history who may have written his thoughts to include, and it's just not pertinent for the chart.
And this is ignoring the obvious ideological or moral bias to even having Mao on a chart like this, let alone him being a good boy that dindu nuffin (about as fringe of an opinion as Hitler being a good guy).

>> No.11908746

>>11908725
Also I again implore OP, chartanon or whatever to remove obvious political figures. It's too controversial, runs contrary to the spirit of this, which was a fun thing until these figures started being inserted and moved willy-nilly. It should be noted no strongly politically-associated figures were ever nominated either, they were all added in by the chart operator and I have no idea why. The weak-ass justification offered is that they wrote books so they're technically writers.

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Fixed version.

If you're not good at using photoshop, don't try editing the chart.

>> No.11908820

>>11908798
Good. Could leave Ignatius and Beckett where they were though.

>> No.11908857

>>11908798
>/pol/ version

Ruined

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>>11908798
Missed some of the new additions.

>> No.11908901

>>11908857
>>11908798
yeah, move Evola to the center deserved and Gramsci some to the left and then I think it'll be a neutral chart for the most part.

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Ignore the /pol/ poster. He will leave eventually.

Here is the current.

>> No.11908917

>>11908909
no one cares about you faggot.

>> No.11908921

>>11908917
Go make the /pol/ version on /pol/. Leave us to make our own

>> No.11908931

>>11908921
I just want a /lit/ chart that's actually about literary figures.

>> No.11908933

>>11908909
>>11908921
Why does it have to be either /pol/ or /leftypol/? Just delete the political fucks like I said. Why the hell dos this have to be a stubborn issue? Why do you gotta hijack this for your ideological trash?

>> No.11908935

>>11908931
Then we have to take off every politically charged answer

>> No.11908936

Pound and artaud should be at the top somewhere

>> No.11908942

>>11908935
No. Just remove the figures that have more to do with politics than literature.

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>>11908901
I removed the Hector duplicate as well.

>> No.11909079

>>11909064
Remove Marx, Gramsci and Gentile

>> No.11909091

>>11909064
>>11902712
Iago at 90, 30

>> No.11909100

>>11909064
Why is Sylvia Plath at 100?

>> No.11909106

>>11908423
Mao contributed to dialectics just like Lenin and Stalin. He did contribute theory and wasn't just some dictator. Read Badiou and Zizek.

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>>11909064
Linkola
Deserved: 35, Suffering: 75

>> No.11909133 [DELETED] 

Again, add>>11908267
>>11909091
He's already on at 100, 50.

>> No.11909141

>>11909064
Again, these were skipped over, please add >>11904126
>>11907783

>>11909091
He's already on at 100, 50.

>> No.11909145

>>11908319
Trotsky and Mao both wrote dialectics though plus Mao wrote poetry.

>> No.11909154

I appreciate this OC. I hardly agree with any of it but it gave me a good laugh.

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>>11908490
Mao influenced actually philosophers like Badiou while Hitler didn't actually write any theory (he said in Mein Kampf he considered it boring) and only influenced skinheads.

>> No.11909158

>>11909064
>Julius "Rape is Okay" Evola down to 50

Cringe

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11909189

If you want someone moved, list the position that you think they should be at.

>> No.11909192

>>11909106
>>11909145
>>11909157
The only thing he did was write slap-dash revolutionary theory that was worked on by other actual thinkers. His primary accomplishment is still being a dictator.
The point is his placements going to be based off obvious controversial political bias (cause his actions as statesman can't be ignored) and it's already discussed why that shouldn't be done.

>> No.11909241

>>11906642
Fine, whatever. Hate him for his writing, but why latch on to this actual cunt's metoo moment? I'm willing to empathize with her up to the point where she tweets about it and shits on a man's grave to build a platform to sell her book. There will never be another perpsective on the story, no rebuttle, nothing. The man's grave just has shit on it. Forever. Fuck this world.

>> No.11909252

For all the leftist bros, I'll made a corrected edit once it is all over with so we don't have to deal with /pol/s shit

>> No.11909258

>>11901687
No we don't.
Most people hate him here.

>> No.11909262

>>11909258
wrong

>> No.11909283

>>11909252
What /pol/ shit, nigger? Point out the /pol/ shit and it can be changed. Just stop skewing things to leftypol (which you openly admit now).

>> No.11909289

>>11909283
He's completely right though.
>Yukio Mishima, Evola, Nick Land
>but Mao is too much to include
You're the one openly admitting you want to skew it.

>> No.11909315

>>11909289
I guess Mao's writing is just overshadowed by the pile of corpses he left behind.

>> No.11909336

>>11909315
You could more easily say that about Evola, Imperial Japan, Nick Land etc.

>> No.11909429

>>11907998
>should we throw some harry potter characters in there to fill the middle?
this made me laugh for some reason

also, someone make a new thread

>> No.11909521

OP here. My last update was halfway into the thread, with all the inclusions, before we started cutting controversional people out.

>> No.11909526

>>11909521
Just keep what you have and use it for the next thread. Don't post the ones with all the updates.

>> No.11909616

Just let OP make it. Delete all the ones that aren't official

>> No.11909644

I had a dream where this was finished.
A fifth of the image in the far right was taken up by the image of a cat girl.

>> No.11909701

>>11900567
I'm not a Mormon and I know they have a lot of haters for some reason... but Joseph Smith absolutely does not deserve to be that high on "How much they deserved it". He never killed anyone or advocated for anything like that, he just wanted to peacefully practice his religion with his followers. They were chased out of several different states by the authorities and organised mobs. For what? Having slightly different beliefs. They are fairly accepting of other religions and they don't even claim that other Christian sects won't go to heaven. Compare to the way the "outsider" is described in the Talmud or Quran.

Also, for anyone who doesn't know, he was imprisoned for some bs charge and then an angry mob broke in and he died under gunfire while jumping out of the window.

>> No.11910261

>>11909616
No because OP's demonstrated he's not the mst unbiased guy. These charts have always been board projects anyway, not individual.
>>11909289
Those people aren't remotely comparable to Mao, and are fr more recognizable as literary figures. If you have a problem with their positions then asked them to be changed.
>You're the one openly admitting you want to skew it.
Literally where? I never called anyone my 'right bros'.

>> No.11911317

>>11909189
Can we get the three brothers Karamazov horizontally on 85 suffering from 40 to 50?
Order being Aloysha, Dmitri then Ivan

>> No.11911570

>>11902156
I second Harris