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What books can I read to gain a better understanding and appreciation of Jewish thought and culture? I am trying to work up the nerve to talk to a Jewish qt in my uni class and don't want to seem like some uneducated Gentile cuck. This is not bait. I also have a small penis, so I need to impress her so that once she sees it, she'll be too in love with me to care.

>> No.11879534
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>>11879525
This.
Thanks.
Send pics of her.

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>>11879525
The Talmud

>> No.11879587

>>11879525
Culture of Critique + Sex and Character

>> No.11879615

>>11879525
Incel detected

>> No.11879637

>>11879525
Honestly the key to Jewish girls is to approach them like you would any other woman, then let them tell you they're jewish and then use that as a springboard to let them talk about themselves and feel unique. If you listen to some girl talk about some bullshit for over an hour and make them feel unique they will love you. Works every time.

>> No.11879654

>>11879525
To be honest, I thought this was bait at first, but I'm glad you clarified by stating that it is not bait.

Really I'd recommend not overthinking it -- just be yourself.

>> No.11879840

>>11879534
As if I'd post my jewfu for you to leer at

>>11879615
volcel until now actually. I'm a fairly good looking Aryan (besides my penis, which is quite small), and I could have easily gotten with some girls had I chosen to

>>11879654
Thanks buddy, I'll try to B.E.E. myself

>> No.11879856

>>11879525
gift her your foreskin on valentines, like in a box or something. jews consider it a tasty (and romantic!) holiday treat

>> No.11879867

here we go boys, whos ready for another epic thread?

>> No.11879875

>>11879867
Put me in the screencap for /r/4chan and whatever that Instagram page is lit and greentexts or some shit!!!!

>> No.11880085

>>11879525
I’ve never seen an attractive Jewish woman

>> No.11880088
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>>11880085
*blocks your path*

>> No.11880141

>>11879525
The Culture of Critique: An Evolutionary Analysis of Jewish Involvement in Twentieth-Century Intellectual and Political Movements Revised Edition
by Kevin MacDonald

>> No.11880160

>>11880088
Exception that proves the rule

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>>11880160

>> No.11880363

>>11879525

Jewish thought consists of Freud.

Freud is basically Jesus for the Jews that's how he's viewed by them. In terms of philosophical thought all they produce is rabbinic ethics rebranded it's awful.

They've all got a fascination with Nietzsche because he called them on their shit and brought back an almost pagan morality.

>> No.11880366

>>11880363

One exception is Spinoza.

>> No.11880370 [DELETED] 

>>11879840
How small are we talking?
>>11879654
>just be yourself
Laziest advice ever.

>> No.11880379

>>11880141
This
Also 200 Years Together by Solzhenitsyn is fantastic

>> No.11880481

>>11880363
Nietzsche admired the spirit of the tribe that s clearly stated in Antichrist

>> No.11880522
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>>11879525
I grew up in a Jewish household and community. Run away from her. Don’t let their thick curly hair, nasally voices, and massive kosher breasts fool you, Jewish women are possessive, hypersensitive, castrating hags who will take over every aspect of your life and belittle you until you want to die. They are all fucking insane.

Run away anon.

>> No.11880554

>>11880522
>>>/pol/

>> No.11880571

To Be a Jew, Rabbi Hayim Halevy Donin for essential information.
And then maybe Orchot Tzadikim for virtuous character.

>> No.11880574

>>11880363
>They've all got a fascination with Nietzsche

Hmmm, proof?

>> No.11880585

>>11880481

He admired the fact that they continued to exist in the face of persecution they embodied his idea of struggle but you're quoting one book and ignoring others.

Have you read Daybreak?

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>>11879840

>> No.11881114

Jewish girls seem like ideal mommygf material

>> No.11881147

>>11879525
Trying to impress her is the wrong way to go about it. Instead you should intrigue her by showing you are interested, curious and want to learn. Trying to show off that you already know everything is a good way to seem smug.

Then read Jews Without Money by Michael Gold.

>> No.11881204

>>11880085
that’s because you’ve never leave Iowa you pathetic midwestern faggot

>> No.11881220

>>11880085
then you’ve never been at an elite university before or in any restaurants or concerts which exclude people below the upper middleclass
>>11880363
I love N but most Jews do not, and Freud is not at all admired or mentioned by most Jews ive met or known anon. You should actually engage with the race you’re talking about before saying stupid shit.
>>11880585
Its one of his first works and throughout his entire corpus he praises and scorns them inconsistently, often lacerating them far more aggressively than any other thinker before him and then giving them compliments no one has convincingly offered since.

>> No.11881238

>>11879525
I don’t know if you’re still here OP, but as a gentile living in LA who has a thing for Jewish cuties, ignore most of the shitposters in this thread. Jews do not care about Freud one bit. CoC is obviously something not to bring up.

Instead, just look into Jewish holidays. Most Jewish girls have a pretty surface-level knowledge of their religion/heritage, so knowing what Hanukkah is or why they fast on Yom Kippur covers all your bases.

Wikipedia should be more than enough info. As far as fiction goes, most of them just seem to like typical chick stuff—Th Bell Jar, Jane Austen, sometimes Shakespeare, sometimes Harry Potter—whatever shit she’s into, pretend you like it.

Source: I’ve got a jew girl fetish, and I have been with a LOT in the last 6 years.

Good luck!

>> No.11881304

>>11880088
>>11880164
>there are people who want to gas this

>> No.11881315

Israeli jew here. There is no need to assume she knows more than basic Torah if she's secular.

>> No.11881316

>>11880522
I have a muslim friend who fell for and married a qt jew. He would agree with you.

>> No.11881553
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This documentary
https://archive.org/details/HerveRyssenJewsIncestAndHysteria

>> No.11881913

>>11879525
culture of critique is the main one that should be required reading for every school child

>> No.11881917

>>11880522
this desu

>> No.11881925

You can safely discard anyone recommending the actual religious texts because American "Jews'' are just secular folks whose religion is social liberalism. Women, especially, are unlikely to be familiar with it because they don't do a Bar Mitzvah.

>> No.11882053

>>11879525
Kafka

>> No.11882182

>>11879525

Get Jewish literacy by Joseph Telushkin. This is literally a guide to being a Jew. Pretty much what you are asking for. It's not a small guide either, I think it has 800 pages or something. But most of it is pretty much common knowledge among Jews. It's about their sacred texts, their beliefs, their customs, their character and so on. Read this and you will never make a fool out of yourself when meeting her parents.

Also interesting is the Jewish Study Bible (Second Edition) by Adele Berlin and Marc Zvi Brettler (don't get the messianic work with the same title)

You might think, yeah, I kind of know already what's in the bible. But these commentaries really provide you with the Jewish perspective on the bible in a concise manner. This is what you read to impress her with your deep understanding of the faith. I mean, if she cares about such stuff.

Best of luck with courting your Jewess.

>> No.11882192

>>11880522

Yeah but they're so delightfully nasty in the sack. I can't resist these Jezebels.

>> No.11882193

>>11881925
This. Diaspora jews are way better than israelis. Just talk to them like normal people.

>> No.11882208

>>11880088
Looks like a 12 year old boy

>> No.11882210

Saadia Gaon, Maimonides, Moses de Leon, Gershom Scholem, Leo Strauss, Walter Benjamin, Ftanz Kafka, Emmanuel Levinas

>> No.11882223

>>11880617
Illustrated excerpt from "Pepe, Wojack, Chad: A Perpetually Woeful Civilization"

>> No.11882234

you only can understand jewry through bloodline. sorry.

>> No.11882374

>>11880363
i thought it was because Nietzsche criticized Christianity

>> No.11882883

>>11882182
Based reply. Anon don't be intimidated by her parents but be prepared. My fiancee was Jewish and her father was not thrilled with me.

>> No.11882896

i go to a renowned university. i went to the hebraic section of the library and skimmed a few works from the middle ages down to the present that were translated into english.

the memes are true. they hate us. they think of us as cattle.

>> No.11882937

>Young Jewish chicks knowing shit about their own religion

Bruh just talk about progessive garbage or whatever. Its not hard

>> No.11882977

Mein Kampf.

>> No.11883077

>>11882977
Looks like we got some kind of joker here! I doubt that she’d be impressed with anon reading Mein Kampf, buddy! That’s pretty anti-Semitic!

>> No.11883101

>>11883077
>He hasnt read mein kampf in order to refute anti-semitism especially hitlers brand of it on a point by point basis

Get a load of this good fucking goy

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>reading 1 Samuel in uni class
>intense fighting scene between David and Goliath
>slouch down in my seat and yell "YO THIS PHILISTINE FINNA BOUTTA GET DABBED ON"
>everyone laughs
>jewish guy straightens his yarmulke and says "You aight, goy boy"
>hear "He cute" from one of the girls

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Dead sea scrolls
Also, my family would be proud of me purifying our bloodline if I ever got with a Jewish girl

>> No.11884175

>>11880522
Look who is jealous for a little competition!

>> No.11884932

>>11880088
Gadot & Green are far better than shotaloli

>> No.11884935

why does it matter if shes jewish? just dont make any jokes about hitler or whatever

>> No.11884942

>>11883538
>purifying the bloodline
>increasing the rates of schizophrenia and cystic fibrosis

>> No.11885013

>>11884175
You can have them.

>> No.11885030

>>11883536
based and redpilled

>> No.11885037
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>>11879525
She gonna take a nibble off your dangalang I wouldn’t do it.

>> No.11886239

>>11882223
would read

>> No.11886286

>>11880088
I don't like Jewesses who don't look Jewy. Give me tig ol' biddies, long face, big nose, big teeth.

>> No.11886510

>>11883536
Holy fuck lol, legitimately wheezing.

>> No.11887260

>>11883536
Kek

>> No.11887277

>>11879525
Leviticus. Strike up a convo about performing burnt offerings to the Lord, she'll be soaking wet.

>> No.11887365

>>11887277
Can confirm. The genealogies in Chronicles also works well for this

>> No.11887367

>>11879569
based

>> No.11887712

>>11879525
I've heard great things about putnam's book on jewish philosophy as a guide to life.

Particularly towards the end of his life, he showed how fucking ridiculous the analytic/cont division is.

>> No.11888355

>>11885037
If you’re not already circumcised you should probably just end it all

>> No.11888400

>>11880522
gee I'm going to avoid jewesses from now on then. Definitely don't want that. Thanks for the warning anon.

>> No.11888404

>>11883536
based and goypilled

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>>11879525
mind if i ask what school?

>> No.11889023

>>1188900
W-why do you want to know?

>> No.11889057

>>11889023
im jewish and i have a lot of jew friends in universities around the US east coast

>> No.11889071

>>11889057
It’s a catholic school on the east coast

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>>11889071
Oh, nevermind.
The Chosen is pretty good. My copy's split in half );

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I can't believe nobody's said Portnoy's Complaint, or anything by Phillip Roth. I'm a religious Jew and it sums up my whole life very accurately.

>> No.11889179

>>11889163
Do you have sisters/daughters you’d be willing to set up with an enthusiast goy?

>> No.11889282

>>11879525
M8 most American Jewish girls will be no different than talking to any gentile white girl. Most Jews are barely to non practicing, Your average Jewish girl isn't going to know shit about Judaisim and her life won't be significantly influenced by it. She might go to temple on high holidays. whoopdie doo. just talk to her spaz.

>> No.11889770

>>11885037
based

>> No.11889806

>>11879569
Don't read the entire talmud. Half of it is just debate on how biblical law applies to various mundanities like agricultural methods and what type of stove to use in a temple.
t. Jew

>> No.11889944

>>11881316
I thought the Jewess was supposed to never marry or have any relation with a non-Jew? Don't they get exiled from all other Jews if they ever do this?

>> No.11890035

>>11889944
Why do think all Jews are as fucking orthodox as possible? Seriously cunt.

>> No.11890048

>>11888400
Jew here, he's just neurotic, ignore and prosper goy
>>11889944
nah Jewish girls love goys, you'll do fine

>> No.11890058

>>11889806
He's tricking you. He doesn't want you to see what is in it.

>> No.11890071

>>11888400
Do not listen to >>11890048
anon. Don’t you know that every Jewish child born to a Jewish mother is considered a Jew. They’ll use your seed like a parasite to create more of their vile breed.

>> No.11890108

A History of the Jews by Paul Johnson

>> No.11890112

>>11890071
as you can see this person is mentally ill, you should talk to whatever women you want. just remember that honesty and decency will take you far but have respect for yourself in any romantic situation OP!
>>11890058
there's really nothing in it that's worse than what's in like Dane Law or the Hadith you massive autist

>> No.11890122

>>11890112
I'm going to read the entire thing. You're trying to hide something. I can smell it. I'm meeting some Jew on Craigslist for his entire Talmud tomorrow. I'll read the entire thing from start to finish. I had no interest to before your post but now I know.

>> No.11890504

>>11881553
Antisemitic

>> No.11890516

>>11879569
>that old khazar rape baby thinks he's a jew

>> No.11891669

>>11890122
Let us know what you learn

>> No.11892246

>>11890122
"I'll read the entire thing from start to finish."
I don't think you fully comprehend quite how huge talmud is. It takes people far more knowledgeable about Judaism than you fucking years to completely read and comprehend that shit.

>> No.11892559

>>11889057
>im jewish
>>11890048
>Jew here
You guys need to leave. Don't post here anymore.

>> No.11892641

>>11892559
Don’t listen to this fag. Jews are welcome on /lit/ as long as they’re not leftists

>> No.11892778

>>11892641
Kikes are the biggest supporters of leftism and created the coalition of the fringes. And they are most definitely NOT welcome on /lit/.

>> No.11892791

>>11892778
>Kikes are the biggest supporters of leftism
yeah sure and it's totally a coincidence if leftism is the biggest threat to Jews
go back to your basement, retarded monkey

>> No.11892797

>>11892791
>leftism is the biggest threat to Jews
To israel maybe but not diaspora jews

>> No.11892802

>>11892791
>leftism is the biggest threat to Jews
Jews are stupider than even you are. That some of their pets they've imported into the west aren't on board with Israel genociding their neighbors is an indication of their long-term stupidity than anything else. But kikes are still the biggest promoters of leftist causes.

>> No.11892970

>>11879525
>dating a Jewish chick

All the ones I know are addicted to black dick. Sorry anon.

>> No.11893701

>>11879525
I don't think you need to worry about coming across as an "uneducated Gentile cuck." I've known Jews all my life -- pretty much all the women in my family have been Shiksa temptresses at one point or another -- and I've never met nor heard of a single Jewish person who judged gentiles like that.

In fact, I would recommend NOT doing any research. Preparing to woo someone by studying their culture might actually come across as kind of weird. Like... I dunno... it's not like she'd see you as an anti-semite or anything. But she might get the sense that you see her as a Jew first, and a girl second. I doubt she'd like that.

It'd be kind of like researching anime before dating a Japanese person. Or studying up on rap music before going out with someone who's black.

What I'd recommend is: figure out what SHE'S into. Learn about HER, not her culture.
And that means just going up and talking to her. I understand that you THINK you're not good enough, but just showing an interest is probably the best way to start here

In terms of HOW to talk to her, I'm not sure I can help. Honestly, this website is one of the worst places you could have gone to for love advice. I really don't know why you're asking the people here. But if you want MY two cents: you could probably start by talking to her about that class you take together.

Learn what she thinks about it. What her opinions are. Maybe share some opinions of your own. After that, steer the conversation towards the subject of books. Learn what she likes to read, and then when you get home, look that stuff up .

That's what I'd recommend, anyway. Starting with her culture is probably a bad strategy. You shouldn't worry about that unless you try to marry her, and need to impress her parents or something. For now, just learn about what she likes.

>> No.11893752

>>11893701
This faggot puts the "oy" in shabbos goy.

>> No.11893753

>>11893701
Btw, "Shiska" is a Yiddish term for gentile chicks who attract Jewish guys. I just realized I should probably define that word, since you say you're not familiar with Jewish culture.

So when I say "pretty much all the women in my family have been Shiksa temptresses at one point or another," it means that all my female cousins and aunts have either dated or married Jews. I'm not sure why this is. Even my mother had a Jewish boyfriend before she met my dad. Who knows: maybe it means I'll be dating a Jewish chick myself sometime in the future.

>> No.11893776

>>11882182
I'd say this reply was the closest thing to what OP is looking for

>> No.11893782

>>11889163
Oh wow, actually. Yeah. Portnoy's Complaint is a good one.
Not sure what a Jewish GIRL would think of it, but it's super relevant to Jewish guys.

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>>11893701

>> No.11894560

>>11879637
That's not the key to Jewish girls. That's the key to talking to girls in general.

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>>11880085
>I’ve never seen an attractive Jewish wom-

>> No.11895027

>>11884942
anon, i was implying that im already a mixed jew

>> No.11895032

>>11893701
lmao this dude is actually giving like an essay of earnest advice on dating women to some kekked out neetlord on 4chan

>> No.11895224

>>11880088
I'd block her path if you know what I mean

>> No.11895231

>>11882896
>they think of us as cattle
That's vampires ya dip

>> No.11895266

>>11888355
nice try Moshe

>> No.11895446

>>11888355
snibedi snaeb ;DDD

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>>11879525
Plus obligatory "Culture of Critique" and "The Jewish-german economic elite". That's how you can appreciate their culture to the fullest.

>> No.11895475

>>11882896
Recommend some of those works instead of blue balling us.

>> No.11895482

>>11883538
Aren't the DSS prove of "Gods chosen people" beeing added later on and not actually beeing originally part of the text?

>> No.11895778

>>11880522
Based

>> No.11895786

>>11895231
The actual word for "golem" is "goylem" i.e. a goy made out of clay
That's what Jews think of people who help them

>> No.11896576

>>11879525
I don't imagine many jews know much about their own thought and culture either...
Just be a qt and charming man...

>> No.11896878

>>11893752
>>11894549
>>11895032
Eh... and why not?
You never know when someone genuinely needs a helping hand.
It never hurts to nicepost on 4chan. In fact, it is perhaps one of the most gratifying endeavors you can do

>> No.11897042

>>11879569
>reductionist narcissism: the religion
>members are disease ridden and inbred
>can only enter other countries if those countries legalize baby torture first
God does exist.

>> No.11897569

>>11894642
I don’t understand this

>> No.11897688

>>11879569
unironically based old man

>> No.11897717

If she's a millennial she's probably into neo-new agey shit. Smoke some weed, read The Qabbalah, and reflect on humanity's innate divinity.

>> No.11898468

If you want to talk to jewish girls just pretend you have lots of potential. Sound like you come from wealth and have a plan in life that will net you ultra-high social status and money.

As for books the Culture of Critique series is best for a cultural understanding and listen to Eric Striker Youtube videos for a good understanding of their degeneracy and the threat they pose to western societies.

>> No.11899320

>>11889163
Roth is actually very good. I don’t know about attracting Jewish women but his books are just good

>> No.11899333

>>11899320
Roth was a shit writer and a sick kike pervert. Fuck out of here with that, this isn't r*ddit.

>> No.11900132

>>11880522
But this is what I want

>> No.11900527

>>11883536
KEK

>> No.11900535

>>11880522
>t. Untermensch who doesn't know how to control his women

>> No.11900536

>>11879525
Mein Kampf

>> No.11900792

So you're given the opportunity to learn about Jewish culture by talking to a cute girl but you instead ask strangers on the internet for book reccomendations.
What are you retarded ?

>> No.11901493

People are reading the Culture of Critique

>> No.11901505

>>11880522
JAPS are truly fucking awful.

>> No.11902073

>>11896878
based niceposter

>> No.11902088
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Mein Kampf

>> No.11902300

>>11902073
Just doing my part to make this hellhole a little nicer

>> No.11902872

>>11879525
Good thread

>> No.11902910

>>11879525
this thread is gay

>> No.11902931

The Chosen by Chaim Potok

Basic ass book for brainlets but opens the layman’s eyes to how cruel Hasidic parents can be.

>> No.11902937

>>11892791
shut the fuck up and gas yourself kike

>> No.11902973

>>11902937
no

>> No.11903046

>>11879525

Rules for Radicals by Saul Alinsky

>> No.11903051

>>11879525
The life and passion of William of Norwich

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>>11883536
He christian

>> No.11903582

>>11903575
you can't be christian and white simultaneously

>> No.11904387

>>11900535
>thinking anyone can control the Jews, let alone the Jews themselves

oy

>> No.11905063

>>11881553
Reccing that one.

>> No.11905721

>>11883536
based and redpilled

>> No.11906067

>>11879525
read Esther and learn what happens when you let a Jewess into your bed

>> No.11906139

>>11883536
He cut

>> No.11906385

>this thread is still fucking alive

>> No.11906597

>>11906385
Just like the Jews somehow

>> No.11906980

>>11906597
based

>> No.11908479

>>11903575
underrated

>> No.11908905

On The Jewish Question
Karl Marx
https://www.marxists.org/archive/marx/works/1844/jewish-question/

Excellent intro to Jews.

>> No.11909004

>>11908905
Marx is the last one to read on the subject. But whites should read it after they've gained an understanding of it due to the unique view into Marx's unique 19th century jewing tactics.

>> No.11909046

>>11900132
based and same

>> No.11910580

>>11901505
Don’t insult my sisters like that

>> No.11910598

>>11879525
go watch The Fiddler on the Roof

TRAAAADIIIIIIITIIIIIOOOOON
TRADITION!

>> No.11910603

>>11880085
Gal Gadot

>> No.11910734

>>11906067
She saves her people? Is that such a bad thing?

>> No.11910775

>>11879525
The culture of critique

>> No.11910915

>>11880379

200 years together is so brutally upsetting...
>also most banned book in english.

>> No.11911136

>>11906067
Dumb goy, everything turns out fine for the king