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[Anonymous No.11870839]

What's the turn of phrase that is something like "by a ginger cunt hair", meaning "by the smallest of margins".
Google has no results for that phrase, but I'm sure I read something similar.

[Anonymous No.11870884]

>>11870839
I think there might be a cunny involved and a by the short and curlys.

[Anonymous No.11870885]

>>11870839
My dad (who speaks American Appalachian English) always says "by a cod/cock hair."

[Anonymous No.11870904]

By a bees dick is one ive heard

[Anonymous No.11870977]

>>11870885
>My dad (who speaks American Appalachian English)
>tfw all my family have Appalachian accents but I was raised an Urban Appalachian because my parents moved to a northern city for work
>tfw I have the vocab but have an american midland accent
I just want to sound like my grandpa and all my favorite bluegrass gospel artists.

[Anonymous No.11870985]

>>11870839
I have heard 'by a red cunt hair' which is a reference to the way shaved or stubbly red hair is felt more than seen.
'by the short and curlys' is typically a euphemism for grabbed by the balls, but since the wife has those tucked away in a drawer next to her panties, it necessarily follows that the doctor, attorney, or more likely a traffic court must be holding on to something else.

[Anonymous No.11871013]

>>11870985
>a red cunt hair
That's it! I feel so stupid now

[Anonymous No.11871218]

>>11870977
I grew up with the accent and forcibly changed it so I wouldn’t stick out in college. Now I regret it because I admire the color of the southern Appalachian accent, but I’m slowly drifting back into it thanks to my country gf.

[Anonymous No.11871225]

Grab her by the pussy.

[Anonymous No.11871237]

>>11871218
>I’m slowly drifting back into it thanks to my country gf.
One day I shall return to my ancestral homeland of Eastern KY and find a godly country gf.