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Anonymous Sat Sep 29 19:44:23 2018 No.11863232 [Reply] [Original]

What went wrong?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 29 19:49:38 2018 No.11863255 >>11863232 Nothing went wrong. Ready Player One did exactly what it set out to be - entertaining low-level trash for unimaginitive plebs.

Anonymous Sat Sep 29 19:49:53 2018 No.11863257

>>11863232
>DUDE REMEMBER--
Why do you even have to ask? They picked the trailer towers out for the new cover because they realized that was the only even remotely original image the book delivered. Go read Nerd Porn if you want to see what a fedora tipping bugman the author is.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 29 19:49:56 2018 No.11863258 literally everything

Anonymous Sat Sep 29 20:10:04 2018 No.11863371
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I like to imagine that one day Ernest Cline will reveal his entire professional life has been one long performance, and the fact that we all took the bait and actually enjoyed his regurgitated pile of soulless shit is meant to show us how awful we are
I can't justify how gut-wrenchingly awful he is in my head in any other way unless god isn't real

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 29 20:12:36 2018 No.11863383 >>11863232 The book isn't very good. That's what went wrong. And it's not really unusual, bad books come out all the time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 29 20:13:22 2018 No.11863389 >>11863232 everyone go read this retard's porn poem. so fuckin bad

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 29 21:24:30 2018 No.11863753 >>11863232 A lot of the book is dedicated to just listing nostalgic things.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 29 21:32:31 2018 No.11863785 what went wrong was my fucking high school assigning this garbage as summer reading in 2015

Anonymous Sat Sep 29 21:38:10 2018 No.11863816

>>11863257

>They picked the trailer towers out for the new cover because they realized that was the only even remotely original image the book delivered

This. I remember really liking the idea of piled up trailers, but...it all goes to shit and then all the rest was complete shit.

I still feel bad for taking my time to read that clusterfuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 29 22:58:04 2018 No.11864191 >>11863389 link

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 29 23:04:48 2018 No.11864222 >>11864191 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwNOzWXb7RE

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 29 23:14:44 2018 No.11864279 >>11863371 Just look at those literal bugman eyes. You can actually see his soul crying out in terror.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 29 23:43:16 2018 No.11864387 File: 108 KB, 178x173, 1523989702135.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11864222 thank you anon youve cursed my ears

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 00:22:58 2018 No.11864536 >>11863232 Felt like the author wasn't around back then to feel the nostalgia and was cramming for a trivia test.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 01:16:22 2018 No.11864760 File: 503 KB, 1252x1666, ready player one research.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11863232 This is what went wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 01:33:55 2018 No.11864820 >>11863232 The author being born is what went wrong. He is a miserable, disgusting bugman that masturbates too much.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 01:36:39 2018 No.11864826 If you thought this book was bad, you didn't read Armada literal fanfiction.net tier writing

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 01:38:51 2018 No.11864834 >>11864760 Hey, I remember those things!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 01:42:27 2018 No.11864850 >>11863785 I don't believe you. what type of fucking school did you go to where they'd make you read that?!

Anonymous Sun Sep 30 01:51:01 2018 No.11864874

>>11864850
american public school
believe me when I say that this book could be on the higher end of what literature an american student would read during their high school education. Some kids have never touched a book written before 1960, or a book written for actual adults. Americans can easily end up functionally illiterate and it's no surprise that our """""culture""""" is basically non-existent

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>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 01:59:54 2018 No.11864898 >>11864876 Assuming this is real, does he not realize there's plenty of porn like that out there? Considering how much of an addicted bugman he undoubtedly is, you'd think he would have come across it.

Anonymous Sun Sep 30 02:00:41 2018 No.11864902
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>>11864874
I knew public schools were bad but I didn't know they were THAT bad.
Thank God my parents sent me to a cozy private school so that I wouldn't be forced to read tripe until college.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 02:01:35 2018 No.11864907 File: 678 KB, 654x497, 1537542392736.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11864760 >and, of course, kevin smith

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 02:04:24 2018 No.11864917 >>11864876 He thinks MENSA means something. lol.

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