Do any cumdumpsters frequent /lit? If so- fancy free books for the next few years? I'm sure I needn't go into details as to how the books will be "paid" for. Genuine offer btw.

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ThreadOp !!FlblQURAFOC Wed Oct 6 14:33:16 2010 No.1185700 [Reply] [Original]

Do any cumdumpsters frequent /lit?

If so- fancy free books for the next few years?

I'm sure I needn't go into details as to how the books will be "paid" for.

Genuine offer btw.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 14:34:42 2010 No.1185703 Oh, wow, you really did delete it and start over. You must be one desperate little faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 14:35:16 2010 No.1185705 YOU ALREADY DID THIS, REMEMBER? HOW DOES THAT EXPERIENCE LEAD YOU TO EXPECT IT WILL TURN OUT?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 14:35:42 2010 No.1185709 File: 25 KB, 225x290, 1229143781213.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1185700 ...I'm interested.

>>	ThreadOp !!3lZaakzW7kn Wed Oct 6 14:36:16 2010 No.1185711 By cumdumpsters I mean men with dicks exceeding 20 cm, preferably black but I am open to all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 14:36:42 2010 No.1185710 File: 25 KB, 220x288, 1229143856440.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 14:36:42 2010 No.1185713 File: 23 KB, 228x300, 1229143962147.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1185711 GODDAMN IT, I HAD ALMOST SEDUCED THE REAL OP WITH MY EYES

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 14:38:16 2010 No.1185717 File: 3 KB, 93x127, 1286388331199s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] something for your fap folder, OP.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 14:38:42 2010 No.1185716 File: 235 KB, 500x332, bakongo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1185700 Yeah, you pimpin' bro. Nothing like trying to pick up chicks on 4chan with money spells CLASS.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 14:39:16 2010 No.1185723 File: 70 KB, 615x461, stagolee1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] just one OP and we all wish she'd choke on a dick

>>	ThreadOp !sRRu3ViMXY Wed Oct 6 14:39:42 2010 No.1185721 Hey, I'm really serious here. I really can't get laid unless I spend Daddy's money here!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 14:40:16 2010 No.1185725 File: 18 KB, 320x480, 62508.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do you accept credit cards? And by credit cards I mean my dick. And by accept I mean prepare your anus. For my dick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 14:40:16 2010 No.1185728 File: 266 KB, 1441x1141, stagolee2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	ThreadOp !jpNLWOB/LM Wed Oct 6 14:40:42 2010 No.1185727 File: 37 KB, 500x390, link_wolf_furry.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Real OP here. Pic related, it's me. If that doesn't pique your fancy, I don't know what will.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 14:41:16 2010 No.1185731 File: 43 KB, 452x604, stagolee3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 14:42:16 2010 No.1185734 It's so sad that he thinks anyone is going to be seduced by 'cumdumpsters'. Sado-masochism is an aristocratic thing - referring to someone as an industrial convenience rather than a chosen slave just. isn't. sexy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 14:43:16 2010 No.1185735 File: 94 KB, 528x720, stagolee4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	ThreadOp !bX2naAPkIg Wed Oct 6 14:43:42 2010 No.1185736 >>1185734 ARE YOU RETARD? IT'S NOT ABOUT SEXY IT'S ABOUT TAKING PICTURES OF TOY DINOSAURS IN YOUR VAGINA FOR FREE COPIES OF AYN RAND. CHRIST. ARE YOU RETARD?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 14:44:16 2010 No.1185739 File: 4 KB, 92x126, 1285562559356s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is now a YAOI thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 14:44:16 2010 No.1185740 File: 76 KB, 533x699, stagolee5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 14:45:16 2010 No.1185744 File: 3 KB, 126x123, 1285655672337s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] weeeeee

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 14:45:16 2010 No.1185745 File: 3 KB, 126x117, Asianstartrekguy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >He hasn't heard of prostitutes

>>	ThreadOp !ozOtJW9BFA Wed Oct 6 14:45:42 2010 No.1185743 File: 1.32 MB, 579x800, 1283568120379.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1185739 OP here. Works for me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 14:46:16 2010 No.1185746 >>1185744 Classic Anonib!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 14:46:16 2010 No.1185748 File: 5 KB, 126x126, 1286387710825s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1185743 Glad that /lit/ is once again able to satisfy you.

>>	ThreadOp !ozOtJW9BFA Wed Oct 6 14:46:42 2010 No.1185750 File: 236 KB, 460x670, 1283541089331.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This has always been one of my absolute favorites.

>>	ThreadOp !ozOtJW9BFA Wed Oct 6 14:46:42 2010 No.1185747 File: 175 KB, 640x800, 1283721209919.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yo dawgs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 14:48:16 2010 No.1185755 File: 987 KB, 1250x1363, 1286262253782.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hello Sailor.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 14:49:16 2010 No.1185759 File: 3 KB, 95x126, 1286309718783s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] moar

>>	ThreadOp !ozOtJW9BFA Wed Oct 6 14:49:42 2010 No.1185757 File: 273 KB, 600x809, 000.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1185755 Hello there, sexy

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 14:50:16 2010 No.1185763 FFF these girl/boy/some kind of a weird alien people do not satisfy me.

>>	ThreadOp !ozOtJW9BFA Wed Oct 6 14:50:42 2010 No.1185761 Real OP here. I'm really disappointed at how you guys ruined my thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 14:51:16 2010 No.1185764 File: 3 KB, 126x90, 1286262567385s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1185757 Fancy some sexy-time together? Books, no books?

>>	ThreadOp !epb4hfiWek Wed Oct 6 14:52:42 2010 No.1185766 File: 161 KB, 800x600, 1283594976412.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1185764 Hell yeah

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 14:53:16 2010 No.1185770 File: 142 KB, 800x538, 128458602630.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] keepin' it /lit/ related

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 14:53:42 2010 No.1185771 File: 201 KB, 684x1013, lolengie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1185763 It's a pyro, you dolt: >>1185759

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 14:56:16 2010 No.1185774 >>1185771 I meant the animu stuff before Feel free to continue with tf2 deliciousness

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 14:56:16 2010 No.1185775 File: 370 KB, 1103x1382, comp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1185770 Holy shit, that's hot. MOAR plox.

>>	Isabelle Huppert !!lYVA4YXz75M Wed Oct 6 14:57:42 2010 No.1185778 File: 33 KB, 460x276, h1 (33).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Thanks for the laugh, /lit/. I needed that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 14:59:16 2010 No.1185784 File: 189 KB, 800x683, sh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1185775 this thread went better than expected...

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 14:59:16 2010 No.1185785 File: 107 KB, 500x500, 1286335397392.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] enjoy, OP.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 15:00:16 2010 No.1185788 >>1185731 I love you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 15:01:16 2010 No.1185790 File: 208 KB, 480x600, 1282192358542.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1185784 >>1185770 sauce?

ThreadOp !!FlblQURAFOC Wed Oct 6 15:02:16 2010 No.1185792

Any cumdumpsters who may be interested can post- I'm still here.

Further contact details will be provided on demonstrably genuine interest.

You needn't worry that any of your photos will ever appear here for the assorted neckbeards, virgins, basement dwellers to see, nor will they ever be visible to any of the industrial-level hormone and jiz factories masquerading, in their hermetically-sealed dorms, as first year Lit students.

In other words, none of your pictures will ever be seen by any of the failures attempting to troll above.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 15:03:16 2010 No.1185796 File: 2 KB, 87x127, 1286309851278s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1185774 sir, yessir.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 15:03:16 2010 No.1185797 File: 375 KB, 1000x1303, 128474992482.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1185790 plus4chan/coq

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 15:04:16 2010 No.1185799 >>1185792 Women don't find your soul interesting. Even commercially. What chance would your body have?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 15:05:16 2010 No.1185800 File: 2 KB, 93x126, 1286309911980s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] more to cum

>>	ThreadOp !F57UTsG2UE Wed Oct 6 15:05:42 2010 No.1185801 File: 29 KB, 625x564, 1263452574924.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Any cumdumpsters who may be interested can post- I'm still here. Pic related, it's me ;-) ;-)

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 15:07:16 2010 No.1185803 >>1185792 > demonstrably genuine interest. WTF does that mean? Post dick pic to show that you can satisfy first.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 15:07:16 2010 No.1185804 File: 158 KB, 500x631, 125751722062.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] sexy pyro is sexy

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 15:08:42 2010 No.1185806 >>1185700 >>1185792 Why are straight males so sexually frustrated?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 15:10:16 2010 No.1185809 >>1185806 >implying OP=/=fag

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 15:11:16 2010 No.1185810 >>1185801 Fuck you Garflak, I want my desk back.

>>	ThreadOp !!FlblQURAFOC Wed Oct 6 15:13:16 2010 No.1185814 >>1185803 Timestamped photograph of body. Must be slim.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 15:15:42 2010 No.1185817 File: 51 KB, 700x359, sling-blade-j-t-walsh-and-billy-bob-thornton1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1185814 What's it like to know that you're never going to get laid, loser? Pic related; you're the one on the LEFT.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 15:17:16 2010 No.1185822 >>1185817 Dude. That guy was the best part of the movie. Sex killer sociopath guy was awesome.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 15:18:16 2010 No.1185824 File: 4 KB, 98x126, 1286310058621s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] nomnomnomnom

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 15:19:16 2010 No.1185827 >>1185822 I agree, OP does not come close.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 15:20:16 2010 No.1185828 File: 4 KB, 126x126, 1286310187027s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] yaoi woot

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 15:20:42 2010 No.1185830 >>1185827 Okay fine then he's the one on the right. There are only two possibilities. >HURRM, HURRM, MUSTARD 'N' BISCUITS inb4 OP makes more posts like any girl would ever respond to this "proposition"

>>	ThreadOp !!FlblQURAFOC Wed Oct 6 15:22:16 2010 No.1185832 I'm watching Masterchef and playing Transformice now. Any interested cumbucket- if you regularly come here- post your body picture (including tummy and time-stamp). I'll check back in later.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 15:22:16 2010 No.1185833 File: 99 KB, 349x600, 128459473971.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Folks, this pic made me jizz in my pants. Some drawfag needs to pick this up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 15:23:42 2010 No.1185835 File: 48 KB, 233x350, laughing.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1185832 >I'm watching Masterchef and playing Transformice now What a catch, girls!

ThreadOp !!FlblQURAFOC Wed Oct 6 15:25:16 2010 No.1185836

>>1185830
Incidentally, several girls already have. Feel free to disbelieve if you wish.

Mainly Americunt girls, who seem to have a profound fascination for the kind of genuine authority which- I can only guess- must generally be missing from the societally emasculated American male.

In any event, be back soon.

xxx

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 15:27:16 2010 No.1185845 genuine cumdumpster reporting More details please? I'm 18, very slim, quite pretty.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 15:28:42 2010 No.1185847 File: 28 KB, 499x376, super-retard.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1185836 >I GOT A HAREM, BITCHES

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 15:29:42 2010 No.1185851 >>1185836 >>1185845 Wow, that's the most blatant samefaggotry I've seen in quite awhile. >I'M NOT A SAMEFAG, I SWEAR, I'M REALLY A GIRL >OP HERE, I'M NOT A SAMEFAG, WHAT'S YOUR E-MAIL >and they both lived happily ever after

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 15:32:16 2010 No.1185856 File: 203 KB, 800x1000, sir_arthur_conan_bronte_by_dumbfishie-d2xnhxm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So I take it we liked the new Sherlock Holmes adaptation then? Even MoOOrIiiArty?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 15:34:16 2010 No.1185858 File: 88 KB, 683x800, 128529301216.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1185856 Yes yes yes. It's delicious.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 15:36:16 2010 No.1185862 File: 69 KB, 640x480, Proust 2-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1185723 What about Ms Proustits?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 15:37:16 2010 No.1185865 File: 153 KB, 750x620, 127605069522.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I like the BBC series more than the movie.

Anonymous Wed Oct 6 15:38:42 2010 No.1185866 [DELETED]

Just to point out what's going on. OP is desperate to save face. So he makes out like he's GOING TO DO IMPORTANT STUFF GUISE here:
>>1185832

Then he samefags two minutes later here:
>>1185845

In a bit, he's going to come back and "discover" the "genuine" reply, at which point he will start up a magical discussion (i.e., a blizzard of samefaggotry) that resolves with OP "getting" what he wanted.

Then he'll try to gloat and abandon the thread, "victorious."

That'll show us what a playa he be!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 15:41:42 2010 No.1185872 >>1185866 >inb4 OP: "enjoy thinking that's what's happening when actually I'm just rolling in bitches, pleb" ;-), OP. ;-)

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 15:42:16 2010 No.1185876 File: 64 KB, 504x360, consulting_queen_by_dumbfishie-d2z0bij.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1185856 Fuck, I love this artist

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 15:42:42 2010 No.1185874 >>1185866 and game, set, match.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 15:45:16 2010 No.1185882 File: 159 KB, 400x500, 5035177031_9ef25ac2bf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] moar sherlock

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 15:47:16 2010 No.1185887 File: 50 KB, 250x344, 128494463582.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1185865 Probably because, in contrast to the movie, they were well thought out, canon and actually made some fucking sense. also, russian Watson is the best Watson

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 15:55:42 2010 No.1185905 /lit/: We cannot let this thread, nor OP's shame, die. Help me out here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 15:59:41 2010 No.1185913 >>1185862 Perhaps a little on the chubby side? >>1185845 Post time-stamped photo of body, needn't show face. >>1185866 No. Also >>1185874 samefag. >>1185905 Continue bumping with my thanks. Or did you forget to sage?

>>	ThreadOp !!FlblQURAFOC Wed Oct 6 16:01:16 2010 No.1185915 >>1185862 Perhaps a little on the chubby side? >>1185845 Post time-stamped photo of body, needn't show face. >>1185866 No. Also >>1185874 samefag. >>1185905 Continue bumping with my thanks. Or did you forget to sage?

>>	Isabelle Huppert !!lYVA4YXz75M Wed Oct 6 16:03:42 2010 No.1185916 >>1185915 Good Lord, this thread is still here?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 16:07:42 2010 No.1185920 File: 70 KB, 480x455, 10-06-10.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1185915 here you are, sir.

>>	ThreadOp !!FlblQURAFOC Wed Oct 6 16:08:16 2010 No.1185921 >>1185916 Evidently. Strangely redundant question. If you're a cumdumpster (a slim one), why not drop the trip and try out?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 16:18:16 2010 No.1185938 File: 212 KB, 736x1200, 127664849433.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] more holmes

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 16:21:16 2010 No.1185946 File: 85 KB, 300x347, bmNaG.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1185938 damn son, that's hot

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 16:22:16 2010 No.1185949 File: 594 KB, 900x873, 127734733056.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OP, trying out here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 16:23:16 2010 No.1185953 Saging this cancerous thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 16:25:16 2010 No.1185956 >>1185949 good start, but try finding something anatomically correct next time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 16:25:16 2010 No.1185958 File: 69 KB, 450x600, 12788790855.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this is the fucking lulz

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 16:26:16 2010 No.1185963 File: 277 KB, 700x855, 127810499234.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] fapfapfapfap

>>	ThreadOp !!FlblQURAFOC Wed Oct 6 16:41:16 2010 No.1185978 Bump. Also, I made this >>1182643 How about that? Two classics on the front page with the unwitting help of rage-powered, hormone-fueled Americunt teenagers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 16:45:16 2010 No.1185982 File: 69 KB, 450x650, 127823904815.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] sage

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 17:25:16 2010 No.1186065 >>1185978 You'll die untouched and alone.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 17:40:16 2010 No.1186096 >>1185915 Chubby? Damn you've got problems.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 6 17:43:16 2010 No.1186105 File: 6 KB, 189x251, 1286394616324s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What about me, OP? Do I look like your mom enough?

>>	ThreadOp !!FlblQURAFOC Wed Oct 6 17:46:48 2010 No.1186110 >>1186105 Too chubby, sorry. Skinny sluts only.

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