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11830318 No.11830318[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>tfw you're a third of the way through your life

>> No.11830332

>>11830318
scoopity poop

>> No.11830344

>>11830332
you don't appreciate the neo-minimalist sound?

>> No.11830350
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>>11830318
>tfw Noel Gallagher only reads non-fiction and Kanye hates reading altogether.

>> No.11830358

>>11830350
kanye made the thread so he must love reading

>> No.11830362

>>11830350
>noel gallagher
who the fuck wants to listen to that potato if he had a brain a he wouldnt of married a fuckin witch would he as you were LG x

>> No.11830372

More like 98% of my life if you catch my drift

>> No.11830389

>>11830372
haha me too ;)

>> No.11830428

Uh, it's this thing called the singularity? Look it up.

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>>11830372
>>11830389
do it faggot

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>> No.11830454
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11830454

>tfw no idea how long I'll live for

>> No.11830467 [DELETED] 

>tfw my parents conned me by dragging me along with their c o p i n g worldview

>> No.11830469

>>11830431
okay sure, what's the best way?

>> No.11830475
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>tfw 31 years old

>> No.11830481

>>11830469
Helium tank

>> No.11830493

>>11830318
What does this have to do with books, nigga?

>> No.11830500
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11830500

Posting my dog in an epic thread

>> No.11830506

>>11830500
your dog is shit and I hate it.

>> No.11830523

>>11830493
death and literature go hand in hand like porn and tuna fish

>> No.11830550
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11830550

>tfw only 33% done with this miserable existence

>> No.11830553
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me at 26

>> No.11830554

Catherine Spaak
Stefania Sandrelli

>> No.11830556

>>11830553
God I wish that were me

>> No.11830571
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11830571

>tfw midway through life and lost in a forest primeval

>> No.11830593

>>11830362
based

>> No.11830610

ive been thinking about this. its like what ive lived plus what ive lived and then death.
i shouldnt be that sad. i think ill break up and go after random girls. fuck

>> No.11830623

It sucks but we have at least 50 years left to do what we want as money earning smart adults. I don’t want to generalize but I’m guess many of our youths sucked. I’m hopeful we can salvage them as time goes on.

>> No.11830644

>>11830623
that's the spirit!
i guess its getting better. i mean you just dont see old people with insecurities or anxiety disorders

>> No.11830663

Meh, it's not like childhood and even the teenage years count as "living".

>> No.11830696

>>11830644
Are you being sarcastic? Old people are fucked up but a lot of them are happier.

>> No.11830716
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>>11830475
>tfw 19

>> No.11830780

>tfw balding 21 years old freshman
Books about this feel?

>> No.11830798

>>11830350
>and Kanye hates reading altogether.

Well he's a nigger so what do you expect

>> No.11830845

>>11830644

They're the ones who rigged and tanked the economy, of course they're happy.

>> No.11830880

>family friends BBQ
>Can't stop looking at the hebes around
Help me god

>> No.11830890

>there are posters ITT who think their life is 30% over when it's actually 80%

>> No.11830899

>>11830798
That's very racist, anon.

>> No.11830902

>>11830780
Let me guess, you drink a lot of frothy cappuccinos?

>> No.11830909

>>11830798
Mean and bluepilled

>> No.11830926
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>>11830798
HE SAID THE WORD!!!

>> No.11830938

>>11830899
>>11830909
>>11830926
If a nigger is going to disrespect literacy you're God damn right I'm going to call that monkey a nigger

>> No.11830940

>turning 20
>still in high school
>will be a 20 year old boomer when I go to uni

>> No.11830946

>>11830880
You need to call them nymphets for the full literary lifestyle experience.

>> No.11830957

>>11830938
Disrespectful and bluepilled

>> No.11830963

>>11830940
>this degenerate, cp munching 20-yo faggot is learning on the same campus as 14-yos
Concerning.

>> No.11831034

>>11830318
I don't have 100 years yet.

>> No.11831078

>>11830550
Nice pic

>> No.11831085

>>11830890
This.

>> No.11831090

>>11830623
>money earning

You mean just having enough to scrape by.

>> No.11831100

>>11830350
Kanye's said some conflicting things though. He's claimed to be writing a book before.

>> No.11831121

>>11830475
>yet feel 60

>> No.11831127

>>11830798
Racism doesn't belong on /lit/.

>> No.11831134

>>11831127
Most of the greatest writers in history were extremely racist. Sorry chump

>> No.11831136

>>11830663
At least I felt like I was alive back then.

>> No.11831138

>>11830938
Dude, I almost cut myself on that edge!

>> No.11831145

>>11830780
You're not balding you just have an adult hairline.

Unless you are in which get transcended before you become an angry compensatory bald cunt that only other baldies want to be friends with

>> No.11831159

>>11831136
I quit my job and went backpacking last summer. Riding on a train through Austria it’s like I woke up from a dream. I legit sleepwalked through 2+ years of my life.

>> No.11831161

>>11830644
That's because the ones with anxiety and depression were physically weakened by it and died by their 45th birthday

>> No.11831175

>>11831085
>>11830890
Explain

>> No.11831180

>>11831138
>hating books is subhuman
If thats edgy for you then you belong on reddit

>> No.11831188

>>11830946
You need to call them women/ladies if you don't want to be a creep

>> No.11831197

>>11830963
Trying to get me a good under-18 gf before I graduate desu.

>> No.11831210

>>11831134
What he means is edgy rage-posting about minorities makes you look like an illiterate cunt

>> No.11831213
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>>11830938
HAHAHAHA MONKEY HAHAHA NIGGER HAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.11831218
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11831218

>all this misery
>all this failure
>all this anxiety, boredom, self-hatred, unhappiness
>not even halfway over yet
what the absolute fuck God

>> No.11831241

>>11831175
Society may not survive.

>> No.11831245

>>11831241
Wishful thinking.

>> No.11831292
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>>11831245
I have a back-up plan.

>> No.11831299

>>11831292
Is that Michel Foucault

>> No.11831306

>>11830500
Here doggy doggy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62V8myjOM_A

>> No.11831338

>>11831306
It's a tapir you uncultured swine, how could you possibly mistake it for a pig

>> No.11831343

>>11831338
Pretty sure it's a dog, retard

>> No.11831353

>>11831210
But kanye is a dumb nigger tho

>> No.11831363
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11831363

>>11831343
tapir cock

>> No.11831433

>>11831180
>Liberal use of the word nigger and monkey
4th graders talk like that when they discover cussing for the first time, damn right that's edgy

>> No.11831449

>>11831433
Nah nigger is a powerful word with a grand history behind it. People will say fuck and cunt all day and you won't care but its the power of nigger that knocks off your yarmulke

>> No.11831461

>>11831449
I don't know about cunt. My mother kicked me out of the house once for calling her a cunt and I've said much worse before. She doesn't like the word cunt because she thinks it's demeaning to women.

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11831480

>tfw 33% through life and already an abject failure

>> No.11831485

>>11831449
I'm not offended man, I'm not black. I'm just calling you out for trying so hard to be edgy

>> No.11831487

>>11831461
Well of course a cunt would say that

>> No.11831494

>>11830481
This is a meme. If I were to die I'd want it over in an instant, not to sit and fucking wait for me to pussy out.

>> No.11831501
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>> No.11831508

>>11830318
Some of us will live past 200.

>> No.11831509
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>>11830362

Oh liam, you're such a twat.

>> No.11831512

>>11831501
iktf but 22 so I'm already becoming a boomer

>> No.11831514

>>11830880
Too close to h-home anon.

>> No.11831518
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>>11830318

You're but an infinitesimally speck of dust in the universe, anon. Godspeed to you!

>> No.11831525

>>11831518
Quarks exist too, and hence I am unimaginably massive
Get your stupid IFLscience post off my board

>> No.11831528

>>11831138
Be more careful next time, and have some band-aids on hand just in case.

>> No.11831556

>>11831525

The only thing unimaginably massive is your power level. Go to bed.

>> No.11831558

>>11831556
You know what?
Maybe I will
Sleep tight, anon

>> No.11831573

>>11830318
well if you can make it to 35 without developing schizophrenia I think you won't ever

>> No.11831585
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>>11831556
>quarter of the way through my life
>but only 5% through my adult life

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11831604

>1/4th of the way to 80 next month

>> No.11831696

>>11831127
Kill yourself nigger

>> No.11831700

>>11830938
BASED AND BLACKSUNNED

>> No.11831720

>>11831508
>(((us)))

>> No.11831751
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11831751

The older you are the faster time goes so it's more like 60-80% of your life

>> No.11831790

>>11830362
lel

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>>11830318
>tfw you're two thirds of the way through your life

>> No.11831847

>>11831811
>modern art

>> No.11831903

>>11830469
rob a bank and die in a glorious car chase

>> No.11831910
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>>11830318
YOU CANNOT STOP THE INEVITABLE IMMORTAL TRANSHUMANIST DESTINY OF THE HUMAN RACE, AND KAYNE WEST

>> No.11831913

>>11831218
So what if you fucked up somewhere? Try again or try something else altogether.

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>>11831210
>make you look like
heh, nice subjective judgement, pal...

>> No.11832098

>>11830350
Based noel

>> No.11832107

>>11830362
BIBLICAL

>> No.11832134

>>11830318
>tfw a third of the way into OPs wife

>> No.11832252

not yet, but i'm a third of the way through my useful life, yeah

>> No.11832798

>>11831494
you pass out almost right away quick

>> No.11832911

>>11830571
Basatto.

>> No.11832985

>>11830623
>50 years left to do what we want as money earning smart adults.
But anon that sounds fucking terrible.

>> No.11833223

>>11831159
touched my heart anon

>> No.11833237

>>11831751
lmao this

>> No.11833244

>>11830318
Which is okay, I guess? How am I supposed to feel, anon? It's too soon to celebrate the ending and not far enough to give up on being great.

>> No.11833247

age is a privelage, ungrateful niggers

also, life is not certain. you could be at 99% right now