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[Anonymous No.11776294]

Novel of the decade coming soon. Who else is ready? Also, what do you think Megan's pits taste like?

[Anonymous No.11776384]

>>11776294
You're not fooling anyone Megan.

[Anonymous No.11776445]

>>11776294

>Tao Lin is a sexual engine incongruously jammed into the form of a Homo Sapien male. His peculiar bifurcated phallus has left a mark on sexual norms across the planet, delivering libidinous women to penultimate satiety after decades of undersexed starvation. Lin is almost rabid in his torrid love making, eagerly etching his dick's odd shape into a woman's psyche over many hours of wet, slappy pussy butchery. Tao is not above shouting piquant profanities at his sexual conquests and whether he's addressing a "trollop" or a "sissy slut for Slanty Daddy" his pace never slows, driving his unwavering mast deep into the crevices of the lucky lad or lady. Most men and women expect an Asian male to cease sexual performance after a couple minutes, but in the capably Tantric grip of Tao Lin, women have been known to enter permanently orgasmic states, to assume new orgasmic identities and start new orgasming lives, converted to believing Lin's relentless manufacture of carnal bliss had delivered them to a new plane of existence, one of post-Alpha Scarcity and sublime, ear-piercing deep-dickings. To be fucked by Tao Lin was to see the face of God.

[Anonymous No.11776451]

Why did Tao Lin call Megan Boyle a "butterfeets?" Is that trust fund slang?

[Anonymous No.11776464]

>>11776294

Megan Boyle's pheromones must drench her axilla. I met a wiff or two of her heady pit musk and you'll hallucinate into a feminine fractal star field where vinegar perspiration and corn chip feet and raw pork pussy and toffee nut and chocolate scented braaps and salty quifs (tiny polite queefs that take great vaginal dexterity to produce.)

[Anonymous No.11776745]

>>11776464
Now this I could get into.