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[Anonymous No.11770979]

So I saw Jordan Peterson at a grocery store in Toronto yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any psychical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

[Anonymous No.11770984]

>>11770979
>Milky Ways

replace this with lobsters

[Anonymous No.11770988]

>>11770979
funny stuff

[Anonymous No.11770992]

This pasta has been around since the dawn of time. First time I read it it was Quentin Tarantino.

[Anonymous No.11771032]

>>11770992
Jim Carrey for me

[Anonymous No.11771665]

>>11770992
This totally seems like a tarantino thing to do

[Anonymous No.11771769]

>>11770992
for me it was thom yorke which i can picture

[Anonymous No.11771862]

>>11770992
Flying Lotus for me

[Anonymous No.11772253]

>>11770979
this is such a classic meme

[Anonymous No.11772259]

>>11770992
I'd managed to avoid it until Ryan Gosling became "the guy".