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What is the literary equivalent of this picture?

>> No.11758758

>>11758737
based son, rejecting the property ownership spook

>> No.11758763

Kid sounds like an annoying proddie but if he is the chicken that has to come home to roost for these people so be it

>> No.11758778

>>11758737
Second for a story about a based religious zealot cleansing the modern world of sin

>> No.11758784

Völuspá. Fucking based kid.

>> No.11758793

>>11758737
huh christcucks really are the new fedoras

>> No.11758798

>>11758737
>acceptation

>> No.11758799

>>11758737
either tolstoy's confessions or the no-cuss club

>> No.11758804

>>11758737
The kid sounds autistic but the parents are willfully disgusting people. Kid is just reacting against an intolerable situation. They should be glad he didn't convert to islam or scientology or something.

>> No.11758805

>Templar knight
>married

>> No.11758816

>>11758737
>his brother ousted him during dinner

HAHAHAHA

>> No.11758817

>bisexual dad
i...wtf...just...*vomits*

>> No.11758820

>>11758816
His brother was in cahoots with the kid confirmed

>> No.11758824

>>11758804
>an intolerable situation
my mom smokes pot
my dad sucks dick
they were open minded about me wanting to be more religious and conservative until I tried to attack them for who they are

so intolerable

>> No.11758834

>>11758763
proddies and catholic "converts" are basically the same tier of fedora-tipping retards

>> No.11758835

>>11758824
>my dad sucks dick
haha yeah no big deal r-right?

>> No.11758839

>>11758737
Very based
>>11758763
Jean Calvin was the most breadpilled man to ever live, Catholicism is literally just vain paganism orchestrated by the Jews.

>> No.11758841

I would just tell him "I can give you two opportunities to practice your religion: either you start honoring your father and your mother, or you can start living by the apostles' creed on the streets".

>> No.11758846

>>11758841
are you sure you'll be able to get the whole sentence out with a mouth full of cum

>> No.11758859

>>11758846
Matthew 15:11 you hypocrite

>> No.11758868
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11758868

>>11758859

>> No.11758869

>>11758841
>either you start honoring your father and your mother
Eh, he could just quote Matthew 10:37 in response.

>> No.11758870

>>11758834
If it's girl penis then who am i to say it's gay?

>> No.11758873

>>11758841
He is honoring his mother and father. They do not honour themselves. He is asking them to do better, which is a high form of honour.

>> No.11758881

>>11758824
>smoking pot and engaging in homosexual acts are fundamental parts of a person's nature
so this is the power of degeneracy

>> No.11758882

>>11758870
>>11758835

>> No.11758886
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11758886

>>11758835
>if I simulate a st-st-stutter by placing dashes between letters, I can project uncertainty onto this loser and then maybe they'll start hating fags like me and the world will be a better place for it