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Anonymous Sat Oct 2 05:25:05 2010 No.1174960 [SPOILER]

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Are there any women on at the moment?

I have some stupid and embarrassing questions to ask.
>image=surprise

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 05:28:05 2010 No.1174962 No, you can't look at my vagina.

Anonymous Sat Oct 2 05:30:05 2010 No.1174964

>>1174962
I am not going to be gross. Just can't find any ladies in /b/ or /adv/ when I asked. At the very least, nobody pretended to be a girl to respond. So the next place I thought of was here.

Mind answering 3 somewhat embarrassing questions for me? Brutal if need be.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 05:37:05 2010 No.1174967 >>1174964 Are you 12 years old? This is a literature board, not a "things my mom should have taught me" board.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 05:39:05 2010 No.1174969 File: 158 KB, 300x300, 1269376231102.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Implying you won't be answered by men in a game of pretend

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 05:40:05 2010 No.1174971 Try /r9k/, OP. There are women there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 05:41:05 2010 No.1174974 >>1174962 Obviously, because you dn't have one..pwned

Anonymous Sat Oct 2 05:41:05 2010 No.1174975

>>1174967
Mhm.

I can appreciate the vindication but I am in a precarious position.

-can't move away
-competition is heavy
-talking to anyone around me means it will spread if I ask a girl any of these questions
-do you think I should rely on chauvinistic mens advice?

I'll wait a bit and take it to another board to ask.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 05:44:05 2010 No.1174977 You can ask me

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 05:46:05 2010 No.1174980 >>1174977 Thanks. 1. Body type preferred? 2. Package size preferred? (Pills, don't ask) 3. What Attitude/Personality that you like?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 05:46:05 2010 No.1174981 you can ask me too... woman here

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 05:47:05 2010 No.1174983 >>1174977 >>1174981 You can be brutally honest and mention what you really like. I am in a sea of competition, unfortunately.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 05:48:05 2010 No.1174984 File: 17 KB, 337x217, poop.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't you fucking do this, /lit/. Don't you fucking do this!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 05:49:05 2010 No.1174986 >>1174980 they are your stupid embarrassing questions?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 05:50:05 2010 No.1174987 >>1174986 Yes. I'm not trying to act innocent or cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 05:51:05 2010 No.1174989 >>1174980 why do you care about the opinion of some random person on the internet and how is this shit not obvious anyway

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 05:51:05 2010 No.1174991 >>1174980 >>1174987 You really are 12. /lit/ - the new Yahoo! Answers

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 05:52:05 2010 No.1174993 >>1174980 For fucks sake OP, how does an opinion of one pretty special female (everybody on 4chan is pretty special in their own way) help you in any way? Will you change your personality/dong size accordingly? Sage this retardation like hell

>>	sage sage Sat Oct 2 05:53:05 2010 No.1174994 WOMEN CAN'T READ, YOU FUCKING MORON. WHY WOULD THEY BE ON THIS BOARD? GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.

Anonymous Sat Oct 2 05:54:05 2010 No.1174995
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>>1174981 here.
1. not fat, slim build is fine not too muscly or meaty is gross
2. average size is fine, if it is too small you better make darn sure you can cunnilingus me to heaven
3. confidence, but not to the point of jerkville; that said a shy guy that is intelligent and unique is ideal too.

but hey thats just my taste. xx

Anonymous Sat Oct 2 05:54:05 2010 No.1174996

>>1174989
I've done things pretty much by the book. Befriend, be nice and decent, gain some interest. Then if she seems a bit interested, ask her out.

I've heard a few too many "no, sorry" responses. And then a little while later, see a six pack surfer holding hands with her a month or two down the road.

Not really up to explaining each time this happened.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 05:55:05 2010 No.1174998 >>1174995 Gotcha. But if you had to pick a size, it would range above average I assume?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 05:57:05 2010 No.1175002 >>1174996 imo you should learn how to surf

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 05:58:05 2010 No.1175003 >>1174998 All girls dream of huge horse dong, young one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 06:00:05 2010 No.1175006 >>1175002 I dance, actually.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 06:00:05 2010 No.1175007 >>1175003 only in nightmares my youngest one

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 06:01:05 2010 No.1175008 >>1175006 oh, so that's your problem. you see, they won't go out with you because they think you're gay

Anonymous Sat Oct 2 06:01:05 2010 No.1175009

>>1174998
big dicks are usually attached to jerks, unfortunately. So I find a smallish one is fine, as the guy mostly makes up for it in other ways. Just don't act like it is the tiniest thing in the world. If you perform like it doesn't bother you, it shouldn't phase her either. Also - foreplay till she is ripping your pants off and begging for it helps.
I repeat: Dick size does not matter.
32 yr old female, I figure I have seen and played with enough men to know my opinion counts here xx

>>	sage Sat Oct 2 06:02:05 2010 No.1175012 File: 132 KB, 900x610, alrightythen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1174995

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 06:03:05 2010 No.1175013 >>1175009 that's great and all but no one wants to go out with a 32 yr old, sorry.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 06:03:05 2010 No.1175014 >>1175009 here again. Dancing is HOT btw.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 06:04:05 2010 No.1175017 File: 25 KB, 357x476, jupitergod.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] To make this almost /lit/-related: The ancient Greeks always depicted their male heroes with tiny little baby penises, because large penises were, to them, grotesque.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 06:04:05 2010 No.1175016 This is officially the worst thread in the history of /lit/.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 06:05:05 2010 No.1175018 >>1175017 who cares what they thought, they didn't even give the women vaginas

>>	sage Anonymous Sat Oct 2 06:05:05 2010 No.1175019 File: 61 KB, 400x388, 58351.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is a literature forum.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 06:06:05 2010 No.1175020 >>1175014 Thanks, still learning however. Bit of a stiff at times. >>1175013 I am 26, and 32 is fine to me. >>1175009 I tend to focus between the legs with oral, if that counts. The confidence tip is a nice one, actually.

Anonymous Sat Oct 2 06:06:05 2010 No.1175021

>>1175013
yeah I know. I am passed my physical prime. It's ok. Just seems a shame to have all this experience in bed and not be able to use it. Keep fucking your 15yr old virgins, you will never know what you are missing out on till you have been with someone who knows EXACTLY what they are doing

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 06:08:05 2010 No.1175022 File: 49 KB, 557x598, 1270626589924.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	op !Xag2JrBwzA Sat Oct 2 06:08:05 2010 No.1175023 >>1175021 Things sort of heated up. OP here. Tripping for the remainder of the thread. I have not tried to offend you yet, just for the record.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 06:09:05 2010 No.1175024 >>1175021 there are plenty of 20-25 year olds with enough experience to know what they're doing thanks

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 06:10:05 2010 No.1175025 File: 30 KB, 400x287, we-see-what-joyce-did-there.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1175020 >I tend to focus between the legs with oral

>>	op !Xag2JrBwzA Sat Oct 2 06:13:34 2010 No.1175027 >>1175025 I have no excuse. So.. I should probably delete the thread shortly. Any further advice to send me would be appreciated. redrum37x18@yahoo.com

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